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March 25, 2008

IF THIS FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS, IT COULD BE TURNED INTO A BUNNY THE SIZE OF THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT

Semi trailer with 20 tons of chocolate stolen from Michigan City

(Thanks to Siouxie)

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I had nothing to do with it, I swear.

*hides earless chocolate bunny behind back*

We all know it was done by some gals going through a hard "time of the month"

'ducks'

YUMMMMMMMM chocolate.....

"Hersheys in the Highway" (gnfarb?? or something totally gross?)

Was a machete used in the theft? If so I have a suspect or 15.

*thinks that the chocolate bunny BOBs are gonna sell like hotcakes on eBay*

*throws 5 pound block of chocolate at chuck's head*

WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT, CHUCK??? HUH???

*GRUMBLE* *GRUMBLE*

Maybe Texgal, but I keep breaking my teeth on them.

*chocolate snorks* @ ddd!

your teeth? ddd?? you're supposed to eat those??

oopsie...

Thanks for the chunk of chocolate ellie. I was afraid the girls were going to keep it all for themselves.

I'm not saying anything, but follow my eyes.......

OK, you ladies better put it back, or else slip me a few pounds of the stuff and it'll be our little (munch) secret...

You'll get my chocolate when you pry it out of my chocolate-covered yet dead fingers...

Shouldn't that have been a semi-sweet trailer?

*snork* @ Meanie!

I sincerely hope this is not going to affect Oreos production.

I'm just waiting for the trailer full of marshmallows and graham crackers...

*snork* @ D!

Ssssssssssssssmorrrrrrrrrrrressssssssssss!

We're gonna need a bigger campfire, D!

My FIRST snork!!!!

Yeaaa, D (not to be confused with DD or ddd)!

I'll add a *snork* as well :)

D, wear it in good health!

*remembers her first snork*

*can't remember who snorked me*

Alcohol may have been involved.

A trailer full of kisses? I've had one of those for years.

I am confused. The headline says "chocolate", but the article refers to "Hershey's products". Which is it?

*snork* @ Richard. I prefer Godiva chocolates myself. Hershey's tastes like wax and is only to be eaten when my boyfriend won't buy me the expensive stuff in emergencies.

*gang snorks* @ D2B. It only hurts the first few times.

*hands D2B a tube of post snorkal ointment* Here yah go, apply as needed.

ellie, you said the maaaagic word!

Seriously, I think the truck was stolen by a guy who screwed up REALLY bad.

"Honey? I...um, lost the house in a poker game."

"You WHAT?!?!"

"Oh, but look! Here's a whole trailer full of chocolate just for you."

"Mmmfmsm, msfmmsbmm, ybmmmf!!"

"Phew!"

(Works better than, "Ooh, shiny!" on some gals.)

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