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March 27, 2008

HE WON'T GET FAR ON FOOT

Police on trail of 'fat bandit'

Key Police Quote: "We just think he is fat."

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2008 at 09:46 AM | Permalink

Comments

He might be a fat guy wearing a fat suit. "This will fool everyone!"

Posted by: Cheesewiz | 09:52 AM on March 27, 2008

This story raises the question that "24" fans have been pondering for years: Is Edgar really dead? By now, he'd really need the money.....hmmmm.....

Posted by: tw | 09:54 AM on March 27, 2008

3 banks in 90 minutes? At least he's getting out and exercising.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 09:58 AM on March 27, 2008

*Snork* @ Annie

Update: The bandit was caught when he tried to hide behind a phone pole.

Posted by: ellie | 10:01 AM on March 27, 2008

Second best key quote: I would never disagree with Dave. ;)
Since then, the SIU has identified two new police officers as important witnesses in the shooting, and the investigation is on-going.

Because police witnesses to excuse or justify explain police behavior are always important.


Posted by: Eleanor | 10:03 AM on March 27, 2008

Annie, he also has money. Hmmm, can Heather Mills be far behind?

Posted by: Texgal | 10:04 AM on March 27, 2008

Annie, I'm thinking he's got a getaway vehicle.

Posted by: Siouxie | 10:05 AM on March 27, 2008

Ugh...blubber crack alert on Siouxie's link.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 10:44 AM on March 27, 2008

Now that's a traffic hazard!

*snork* @ Sioux!

Posted by: Texgal | 10:45 AM on March 27, 2008

There he goes! Stop him!

Posted by: Steve Haller | 10:48 AM on March 27, 2008

he he...thanks *EG*

Posted by: Siouxie | 10:56 AM on March 27, 2008

He won't get far on big fat feet.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 10:59 AM on March 27, 2008

Finally, a good reason for being fat.

Posted by: Dr. Doug | 11:54 AM on March 27, 2008

run fat boy run!

Posted by: insomniac | 12:06 PM on March 27, 2008

I think the fake beard will be the clue that breaks the case.

Posted by: ValerieH | 01:19 AM on March 28, 2008

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