HAPPY EASTER

Here's some rabbit news.

(Speaking of which: Remember the ginormous German rabbit?)

Comments

[WayneHere]

Happy Easter. "The rabbit died" is always big news.

[Jazzzz]

Won't the world's oldest rabbit need these?

[Eleanor]

Wow, that Giant German Rabbit is pretty scary, especially to a Jewish princess such as myself.]

*wonders if he was genetically engineered for some nefarious purpose*

Because I'm not buying the "he eats lettuce" spiel for one minute.

*hides under her blankie*

[Eleanor]

Need what, Jazzzz? *giggles*

[Jazzzz]

His boner

[Wench Lizzy]

Super Sized Bunny WBAGNFARedneckFastFoodMeal.

[Annie Where-but-here]

The other day I was out walking my flat cat and we saw a humongous bunny.

[Wench Lizzy]

And Happy Easter to all those so inclined to keep it! And Happy Sunday to Eleanor and any other Jewish princesses and princes on the blog today!

[Lairbo]

Be Vewwy Qwiet! I am cahbon dating wabbits.

[Wench Lizzy]

Lairbo, are you John McCain?

[Jazzzz]

Lairbo is dating rabbits? maybe you should try e-Harmony

[Annie Where-but-here]

John McCain's dating wabbits? Isn't he married? Is this another politician love tryst run amok? Is this how rumors get started? Am I asking too many questions because I'm jacked up on jelly beans?

[Lairbo]

I like the idea of an eHarmony carbon dating service. It could tell you if you'd have been compatible with historic figures and/or early mammals.

[Wench Lizzy]

Or women like Anna Nicole could use their services.

[Annie Where-but-here]

It certainly would've improved that movie, '10,000 B.C.'

[Jazzzz]

Some historic figures were mammals....Like Dolly Parton.....or was that mammary?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Has anyone carbon dated John McCain?

[Wench Lizzy]

I heard something about some pretty lobbyist...

[Siouxie]

*smacks* Annie!!

pffffffffft!!

Off to brunch!!!

[Lairbo]

Very funny thread. I'm lapine it up.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Wench, I heard that, too. Apparently he was a pretty cute lobbyist.

[insomniac]

el., you can come out now, Herr Hare and his jackrabbit stormpoopers won't get you...

[Meanie the Blue]

Eh. I got him beat.

[Harvey]

That's not big rabbit.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I hare he was cute.

[igloo]

"—as far back as the early Eocene, which lasted from 54.8 to 33.7 million years ago,"
Was the Eocene before or after the Eieiocene epoch? I can.t recall? Maybe Cj knows the answer.

[Eleanor]

Thank you insom. But I think I'll keep my helmet on. ;)

[Just Ducky]

Happy Easter everyone!

El, that is a snazzy helmet. I admire your ability to dress stylishly for any occasion.

igloo, I knew Old MacDonald was old, but not THAT old.

[Eleanor]

Happy Easter, igloo. Did the Easter bunny leave you a basket of treats?

[NotSoShyJan]

So it WAS possible that Jimmy Carter was attacked by a giant swimming rabbit?

[afkat]

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around and waved again. Then he hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in Heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said, "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.

[Eleanor]

Thanks, JD. I try. :)

Tiger has a way to go today....

[Just Ducky]

*Easter snork* @ afkat!

El, it's going to be a long day for Tiger. He's 3 back, right? I have faith in him, though. Hope the weather behaves today.

[Suzy Q]

The rabbit died? Uh oh.

[CJrun]

*snork*@Meanie! *groan*@Iggy!

Tiger's not lookin' good, but Rick should be around soon to gloat....

[Renee (the First)]

Happy Easter! If that's the way a lettuce diet makes you look, I'm going to live on jelly beans and chocolate eggs from now on.

[pogo]

Geezer Trivia: What pop Easter song was done by a movie cowboy and who was the cowboy?

[CJrun]

Hmmm. Peter Cottontail and the Midnight Cowboy?

[Paul Shepherd]

CJ's answer minus 'Midnight Cowboy' and plus Gene Autry

[pogo]

*Sounds the "wrong answer buzzer" at CJ*

ANNNNNKKKKKKKKKK!

[pogo]

*Awards the $1.98 First Prize to Paul Shepherd*

Hope you're not the Paul Shepherd I know from up around Baltimore.

[crossgirl]

so little bunny foo foo isn't right?
*bops self on head*

[DavCat]

Happy Easter everyone!

Wanna know what to do with the extra Peeps you got in your basket? Start planning for next year's contest:
(I *love* the "wide-stance" Senator Larry Craig peeps and the Sistine Chapel peeps):

Peeps Contest Winners

[Eleanor]

JD, I just woke up from my Sunday nap in time to see TW make a bogey because of some dumbass photographer, but Retief Goosen is making a run and he's my second fave, so that's good.

[CJrun]

Speaking of pop Easter songs....

[crossgirl]

someone say pope songs?

[insomniac]

i like those ones in the shapes of criminals...i think they're called 'perps'.

[Meanie the Blue]

~~We interrupt this recital to wish ScottMGS .... um, better than this.~~

[Punkin Peep]

Did Dave write tonight's episode of The Simpsons???

HAPPY GEASTER!!

[Siouxie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOTT!!!

Now bend over...*EG*

Let the spankings begin!

[Doc Rick]

Poor, poor Scott. Spankings from the blogettes tend to be a bit excessive. Of course some guys like that so have fun if ya do.

[diverdowndoc]

*joins Siouxie in hitting Scott*

Oh, It's his birthday?

I knew that!

Happy Birthday!!

[Siouxie]

LMAO Meanie that video was priceless!

[Siouxie]

Rick, I thought most guys liked getting
spanked by us blogettes.

[Doc Rick]

*sigh* I know I'm about to regret this but here I go anyway. *clicks on Siouxie's link*

[Doc Rick]

Yup! Saw that coming a mile away and still clicked it. *drinks 3 gallons of brain bleach with a liter of vodka for a chaser*

[ScottMGS]

Thanks, all! I'm heading out for another b'day party now or I'd stay and play.

Does anyone want to stand in for me for the spankings? I'd hate for them to get wasted! I shall return. You guys are something!

Hugs all around!

[Meanie the Blue]

*pokes head just over fenceline, points to Rick*

[Just Ducky]

Happy birthday to you, dear ScottMGS
Hope your day was a resounding success
Go now, have some more fun
But make sure, when you're done
To come back--we've more spankings good wishes to express!

[Siouxie]

*smooch* Scott!! have a great time!

I think I've done my job here tonight. Rick is reaching for the brain bleach, Scott is running away and Meanie's hiding. :-)

You all have a wonderful night. I'm off to get my beautimous sleep. Nytol! *smoooch*

[Annie Where-but-here]

Kilroy the Blue!
I just sent this in to Dave, but since we have a birthday I guess we can peek a little early. Tomorrow is a very special spanking holiday. IANMTU

[Meanie the Blue]

-------°\/°------- was here (but is also bidding a good night to all).

[daisymae]

snork @ Annie's link

and goodnite to all...

[Just Ducky]

Annie, that is hysterical. Water and homemade whips? I sure hope Dave posts that tomorrow. I'm sure there's a song in there, somewhere...

Nighty-night, y'all! Sweet dreams!

[diverdowndoc]

Annie- it's ALWAYS Spanking Day somewhere!

And then after the spankings, the oral s3x.

I'll bet Scott would have stayed a bit longer if he knew.

Of course, on this blog, by "oral s3x" I mean that we are thousands of miles apart typing "F___ you!" at each other ;)

Ahhhh- feel the love.

[Meditrina]

"Ahhhh- feel the love." DDD. Apparently, I need to go to C0stc0 for a new supply of batteries.

But, that was hilarious..... the fan lady and the woman who caught her hair on fire were beyond snorkage: "pee my pants" funny.

Happy birthday, Scott. And many, many more.

[Paul Shepherd]

For Pogo way up there^. Nope, Only been through there once about 10 months ago.

[ScottMGS]

I'm back. What did I miss? Oral s3x? Dang! Wait, I thought there was no number 3.

It was a great day, people. Thanks, all, for the well-wishing and Ducky for the song.

[Mot the Hoople]

Happy birthday Scott, it seems we share more than just a love of this blog.

[ScottMGS]

It's your birthday, too, Mot?

[Mot the Hoople]

Yesterday, March 23.

[Meanie the Blue]

Fweeeet!!! Timeout! Rewind to yesterday!

[Siouxie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOT!!

Belated but just as heartfelt. *SMOOOOOOOOOOOOCH*

*SPANK* ;-P

You didn't think I'd let you get away without a spanking, hmm???

Meanie, thanks for the song. Excellent way to start the week.

[Meanie the Blue]

Well, the song is pretty cliche for birthdays now, but I like the way they married it to clips from a classic silent flick that was always a favorite of mine. They don't make films like that anymore. (Well, duh!)

[Jeff Meyerson]

Happy birthday, guys.

Looks like Dave is having a lie-in this morning.

Wakey wakey.

[diverdowndoc]

Happy Birthday Mot!!!!