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March 25, 2008
GUYS
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2008 at 02:04 PM | Permalink
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She should have yelled, "Honey, cricket's on TV." Or something British like that.
Posted by: Merri Lee | 02:09 PM on March 25, 2008
he either had too much to drink or way better drugs than i have.
Posted by: wickedwitch | 02:11 PM on March 25, 2008
He thought it was just the jukebox in the bar, playin' "Having Your Baby"
Posted by: Betsy | 02:12 PM on March 25, 2008
Go ahead, say it, get it over with, only good for one thing yada yada yada ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | 02:12 PM on March 25, 2008
We used to do the "Headless Chicken" back in college...
Posted by: russellmc | 02:12 PM on March 25, 2008
I'll bet this isn't the last time he hears about this
Posted by: MrBill | 02:12 PM on March 25, 2008
I'd have had the baby right on top of him. Yep. Gross but necessary.
INCOMING PLACENTA!!! SPLAT!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | 02:12 PM on March 25, 2008
He was faking it, some guys just gross out at the thought of childbirth.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | 02:12 PM on March 25, 2008
Wowsa - 5-way!
NOW I need my rest.
Posted by: Siouxie | 02:13 PM on March 25, 2008
Aaaand, the winner of our "New Father of the Year (So Far)" award goes to...
Posted by: Just Ducky | 02:13 PM on March 25, 2008
6 even!
Posted by: Siouxie | 02:14 PM on March 25, 2008
*passes cigarettes to simul partners*
Posted by: Betsy | 02:16 PM on March 25, 2008
===~~
Thanks, Betsy!
Posted by: Siouxie | 02:18 PM on March 25, 2008
Obviously, he was busy building manly muscle mass.
Posted by: CJrun | 02:20 PM on March 25, 2008
That must be some kind of record Sooz. A 6 way simul. I've heard that it's more fun in groups.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | 02:21 PM on March 25, 2008
Mot, I'm sure it is. I don't remember being part of a 7-way or higher. Group grope blogging is way more fun!
Posted by: Siouxie | 02:27 PM on March 25, 2008
Yeah, he was "asleep" and not cowering in the corner crying.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 02:39 PM on March 25, 2008
Sioux...plus you don't have to shave your legs.
Posted by: Betsy | 02:59 PM on March 25, 2008
Got that right, Betsy.
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:04 PM on March 25, 2008
Jeez, talk about an earwig.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 03:37 PM on March 25, 2008
to make up for this he'll have to:
a) bring the baby to her when it needs feeding, changing, etc.
b) get up every time it cries during the night
c) grow breasts and start lactating
Posted by: insomniac | 04:12 PM on March 25, 2008
LOL insom.
d) he will need to menstruate for her
e) he will have sex with himself when HE wants sex
The possibilities are endless!
Posted by: Siouxie | 04:18 PM on March 25, 2008
This wasn't the same woman they just detached from her boyfriend's toilet after 2 years, was it?
'Cause if so, that's one heck of a long gestation period...
Posted by: padraig | 04:30 PM on March 25, 2008
It's a good thing he wakes up to the sounds of his baby crying because I believe that this officially puts him on dight time diaper duty. Forever.
Posted by: KOW | 05:10 PM on March 25, 2008
So, they didn't want to keep her in hospital because she had "8 or 9 hours to go"? So much for socialized medicine!
Oh, and: "she had been shouting... from the bathroom which is at the far end of the pub from the bedroom". So now "pub" is another word for "home". Rhyming slang, maybe?
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | 06:38 PM on March 25, 2008
So ... the baby weighed " ... 71 b. 3 oz. ... " ... eh? (that certainly appears to be a number "one", rather than an "L" ... but then, p'haps that's merely me ...)
Wowser, I think ...
How much is that in metric?
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | 03:18 PM on March 26, 2008
