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She should have yelled, "Honey, cricket's on TV." Or something British like that.
Posted by: Merri Lee | March 25, 2008 at 02:09 PM
he either had too much to drink or way better drugs than i have.
Posted by: wickedwitch | March 25, 2008 at 02:11 PM
He thought it was just the jukebox in the bar, playin' "Having Your Baby"
Posted by: Betsy | March 25, 2008 at 02:12 PM
Go ahead, say it, get it over with, only good for one thing yada yada yada ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 25, 2008 at 02:12 PM
We used to do the "Headless Chicken" back in college...
Posted by: russellmc | March 25, 2008 at 02:12 PM
I'll bet this isn't the last time he hears about this
Posted by: MrBill | March 25, 2008 at 02:12 PM
I'd have had the baby right on top of him. Yep. Gross but necessary.
INCOMING PLACENTA!!! SPLAT!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2008 at 02:12 PM
He was faking it, some guys just gross out at the thought of childbirth.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | March 25, 2008 at 02:12 PM
Wowsa - 5-way!
NOW I need my rest.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2008 at 02:13 PM
Aaaand, the winner of our "New Father of the Year (So Far)" award goes to...
Posted by: Just Ducky | March 25, 2008 at 02:13 PM
6 even!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2008 at 02:14 PM
*passes cigarettes to simul partners*
Posted by: Betsy | March 25, 2008 at 02:16 PM
===~~
Thanks, Betsy!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2008 at 02:18 PM
Obviously, he was busy building manly muscle mass.
Posted by: CJrun | March 25, 2008 at 02:20 PM
That must be some kind of record Sooz. A 6 way simul. I've heard that it's more fun in groups.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | March 25, 2008 at 02:21 PM
Mot, I'm sure it is. I don't remember being part of a 7-way or higher. Group grope blogging is way more fun!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2008 at 02:27 PM
Yeah, he was "asleep" and not cowering in the corner crying.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | March 25, 2008 at 02:39 PM
Sioux...plus you don't have to shave your legs.
Posted by: Betsy | March 25, 2008 at 02:59 PM
Got that right, Betsy.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2008 at 03:04 PM
Jeez, talk about an earwig.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 25, 2008 at 03:37 PM
to make up for this he'll have to:
a) bring the baby to her when it needs feeding, changing, etc.
b) get up every time it cries during the night
c) grow breasts and start lactating
Posted by: insomniac | March 25, 2008 at 04:12 PM
LOL insom.
d) he will need to menstruate for her
e) he will have sex with himself when HE wants sex
The possibilities are endless!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2008 at 04:18 PM
This wasn't the same woman they just detached from her boyfriend's toilet after 2 years, was it?
'Cause if so, that's one heck of a long gestation period...
Posted by: padraig | March 25, 2008 at 04:30 PM
It's a good thing he wakes up to the sounds of his baby crying because I believe that this officially puts him on dight time diaper duty. Forever.
Posted by: KOW | March 25, 2008 at 05:10 PM
So, they didn't want to keep her in hospital because she had "8 or 9 hours to go"? So much for socialized medicine!
Oh, and: "she had been shouting... from the bathroom which is at the far end of the pub from the bedroom". So now "pub" is another word for "home". Rhyming slang, maybe?
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | March 25, 2008 at 06:38 PM
So ... the baby weighed " ... 71 b. 3 oz. ... " ... eh? (that certainly appears to be a number "one", rather than an "L" ... but then, p'haps that's merely me ...)
Wowser, I think ...
How much is that in metric?
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | March 26, 2008 at 03:18 PM