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March 27, 2008
FLORIDA SERVICE-INDUSTRY WORKER OF THE DAY SO FAR
(Thanks to Katie Silverthome, who says, "I don't think we should show this story to Aunt Shelly.")
Posted by Dave on March 27, 2008 at 10:22 AM | Permalink
Comments
FIRST!
Posted by: chuck | 10:24 AM on March 27, 2008
Aunt Shelly, run for you life.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 10:27 AM on March 27, 2008
He prolly just mistook her for a doughnut hamburger sammich
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 10:27 AM on March 27, 2008
And also add an "r" to that too.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 10:27 AM on March 27, 2008
This guy looks familiar. Didn't he take me to Grand Central Station in NYC?
Posted by: Texgal | 10:29 AM on March 27, 2008
See, this is how us taxi drivers gets a bad name...
Posted by: Travis Bickle | 10:29 AM on March 27, 2008
It's ok, Aunt Shelly, Tsang has bitten his last fare. He's now tsinging in prison, so it's tsafe for you to visit tSarasota.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 10:29 AM on March 27, 2008
LOL Annie. Tsi!
Posted by: Siouxie | 10:33 AM on March 27, 2008
"Florida. Free from biting cabbies for 127 1 day(s)."
Posted by: Punkin | 10:34 AM on March 27, 2008
He misunderstood her request to "bite me"
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | 11:00 AM on March 27, 2008
She's lucky she wasn't in a cab in Miami. They'd have just shot her for slow pay.
Posted by: Doc Rick | 11:12 AM on March 27, 2008
They have their best man on the case.
I tried to post a respectful (har!) comment on the t3sticle thread, but the bot did not like my links. *innocent look* Can't imagine why.
(And for all the Chicagoans who grew up listening to him on their parents' and grandparents' radios, Rest in Peace, Wally Phillips.)
Gotta run, blogits. Have a great Thursday.
Posted by: Cat R | 11:16 AM on March 27, 2008
authorities, who later caught and arrested Tsang, who was transported to jail.
At least he has a cell phone...
Posted by: fivver | 11:19 AM on March 27, 2008
Yumm. Tastes like General Tso's chicken!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 11:24 AM on March 27, 2008
but did she pay for the ride?
Posted by: oneblankspace | 11:32 AM on March 27, 2008
Tsnork @ Annie! Tsorry. It was just tsilly. Tso tsue me. Tsayonara!
Posted by: SpamLamb | 11:38 AM on March 27, 2008
mahatma: i don't think so. i think she was probably offering him some ham. or something.
Posted by: mudstuffin | 11:40 AM on March 27, 2008
"Taste like Chechen."
Posted by: Tsang Tsung Blue | 11:43 AM on March 27, 2008
in new york, he'd be sent to tsing tsing...
did he see jon voight bite kramer on 'seinfeld'?
Posted by: insomniac | 11:53 AM on March 27, 2008
Shouldn't that be "tseinfeld," insom?
And SHODDY reporting! Did she ever get her phone back?!
Posted by: Diva | 12:50 PM on March 27, 2008
tsnork @ tsang, blue & insom
tso tsolly!
Posted by: daisymae | 12:50 PM on March 27, 2008
hey now, my last name starts with 'ts', does that mean that i'm more prone to biting? it would explain so much.
Posted by: wickedwitch | 12:53 PM on March 27, 2008
There once was a Florida cabbie
Some days he could be quite crabby
A woman did dare
To stiff him his fare
So he bit her arm's turkey neck flabby.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | 01:11 PM on March 27, 2008
LOL Layzee!!
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:39 PM on March 27, 2008
That is shoddy reporting. Not one reference to the fact that the cabbie was a 6 legged critter.
Posted by: Texgal | 01:59 PM on March 27, 2008
Perhaps it was a pre-emptive strike?
Posted by: Bismuth | 03:24 PM on March 27, 2008
I'm not buyin' it. She was a skank and totally stiffed him. I'd have bitten her too. Taking her cell and risking skank cooties, however ...
Posted by: Flea | 08:37 AM on March 28, 2008
