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March 22, 2008


The Great Illinois Corn Flake is dating Eliot Spitzer.

No, seriously, it has been sold.

(Thanks to Siouxie and Jeff Meyerson)


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"We were biting our nails all the way up to the finish, seeing what would happen," said Melissa McIntire, 23. "There's a lot of relief involved."

Said her sister Emily, "MELISSA!!!! THAT WASN'T YOUR NAIL!!"


As I said before, e-bidiots.

There is one born every minute.

{"We're starting a collection of pop culture and Americana items," said Monty Kerr of Austin, Texas. "We thought this was a fantastic one."}

Oh yeah, now I'm feeling frickin' Texas proud.

*Hides head in shame, knowing that a lot of idiots will pay good money to see this cr@p*

They should take their family vacation in Illinois.

I have a dead cockroach that looks like Ted Kennedy...how much? (Can't spell Massecheuttes on demand)

All dead cockroaches look like Ted Kennedy. No sale!

Man, no need to dis dead cockroaches like that.

Didn't Ted run off Ebay a while back and kill someone?


What we need is a gov't that regulates deodorant usage.

I hate them because I did not have a cornflake to sell for a vacation. How dare they.

I wonder what we'd get FOR Illinois on Ebay? Oh that's right Japan owns Illinois.

Sell Barack Obama on Ebay and pay off the national debt?

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

Politically motivated game of the week

Everything's booger in Texas.

Now Annie, what people do in the privacy of their cars and pick-em-ups while sitting in traffic . . .

And I bet they always pick a big one.

. . . and juicy green.

*ewwwwsnork* @ Tex

You are totally disgusting. I love you!!

I have a Wheat Thin that's in the shape of Colorado.

Any offers?

Thanks, Sioux. I do disgusting quite well. Learned it from my merchant marine father and from being married for almost 30 years to a 4th generation Texan who was born in Beaumont.

*wonders if an Olympic gold medal exists for disgusting*

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