FINAL (WE HOPE) UPDATE ON THE GREAT ILLINOIS CORN FLAKE
The Great Illinois Corn Flake is dating Eliot Spitzer.
No, seriously, it has been sold.
(Thanks to Siouxie and Jeff Meyerson)
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March 22, 2008
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"We were biting our nails all the way up to the finish, seeing what would happen," said Melissa McIntire, 23. "There's a lot of relief involved."
Said her sister Emily, "MELISSA!!!! THAT WASN'T YOUR NAIL!!"
{{crunch}}
Posted by: Cat R | March 22, 2008 at 12:41 PM
As I said before, e-bidiots.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 22, 2008 at 12:42 PM
There is one born every minute.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2008 at 12:48 PM
{"We're starting a collection of pop culture and Americana items," said Monty Kerr of Austin, Texas. "We thought this was a fantastic one."}
Oh yeah, now I'm feeling frickin' Texas proud.
*Hides head in shame, knowing that a lot of idiots will pay good money to see this cr@p*
Posted by: Texgal | March 22, 2008 at 01:21 PM
They should take their family vacation in Illinois.
Posted by: Lairbo | March 22, 2008 at 01:29 PM
I have a dead cockroach that looks like Ted Kennedy...how much? (Can't spell Massecheuttes on demand)
Posted by: lilrascal | March 22, 2008 at 01:53 PM
All dead cockroaches look like Ted Kennedy. No sale!
Posted by: Texgal | March 22, 2008 at 02:01 PM
Man, no need to dis dead cockroaches like that.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 22, 2008 at 02:04 PM
Didn't Ted run off Ebay a while back and kill someone?
Posted by: lilrascal | March 22, 2008 at 02:05 PM
blurp!
Posted by: lilrascal | March 22, 2008 at 02:06 PM
What we need is a gov't that regulates deodorant usage.
Posted by: lilrascal | March 22, 2008 at 02:07 PM
I hate them because I did not have a cornflake to sell for a vacation. How dare they.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | March 22, 2008 at 02:45 PM
I wonder what we'd get FOR Illinois on Ebay? Oh that's right Japan owns Illinois.
Posted by: lilrascal | March 22, 2008 at 02:52 PM
Sell Barack Obama on Ebay and pay off the national debt?
Posted by: lilrascal | March 22, 2008 at 03:01 PM
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein
Posted by: lilrascal | March 22, 2008 at 03:02 PM
Politically motivated game of the week
Posted by: lilrascal | March 22, 2008 at 03:05 PM
Everything's booger in Texas.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 22, 2008 at 03:12 PM
Now Annie, what people do in the privacy of their cars and pick-em-ups while sitting in traffic . . .
Posted by: Texgal | March 22, 2008 at 06:44 PM
And I bet they always pick a big one.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2008 at 08:44 PM
. . . and juicy green.
Posted by: Texgal | March 22, 2008 at 09:38 PM
*ewwwwsnork* @ Tex
You are totally disgusting. I love you!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2008 at 10:02 PM
I have a Wheat Thin that's in the shape of Colorado.
Any offers?
Posted by: Wavey | March 23, 2008 at 01:45 AM
Thanks, Sioux. I do disgusting quite well. Learned it from my merchant marine father and from being married for almost 30 years to a 4th generation Texan who was born in Beaumont.
*wonders if an Olympic gold medal exists for disgusting*
Posted by: Texgal | March 23, 2008 at 09:45 AM