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March 27, 2008
ATTENTION, MEN WISHING TO SCORE WITH THE LADIES
Take a tip from male river dolphins: Wave your flotsam.
(Thanks to sjhaller)
Posted by Dave on March 27, 2008 at 10:15 AM | Permalink
Comments
"You don't bring me flotsam, anymooore."
Posted by: Punkin | 10:16 AM on March 27, 2008
Waving your flotsam...isn't that illegal in some states??
Posted by: Siouxie | 10:17 AM on March 27, 2008
Hi SIOUXIE!!!!
((((HUGS))))
Guess what!? The last pile of snow on my front lawn melted this morning!!!!!!! Whoo hoo!
Posted by: Punkin | 10:20 AM on March 27, 2008
Thrashing Dolphins WBAcompletelyfittingNFARB.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 10:20 AM on March 27, 2008
Glad the article clarified WHERE it was being carried.
Posted by: Texgal | 10:21 AM on March 27, 2008
Just be sure to conceal your jetsam.
Posted by: Katie in FL | 10:22 AM on March 27, 2008
Punkin- LOL I bet Barbra could add in some dolphin sounds.
Posted by: Katie in FL | 10:23 AM on March 27, 2008
Hi Punkin!! ((((((((Hugsssssssss back)))))))))
YAY for Global Warming!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | 10:23 AM on March 27, 2008
Just as men can use fast cars or showy clothes to impress the ladies...
'Showy clothes'? Who wrote this, Bigfoot?
And what if you're only packin' jetsam? Can you flaunt that?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 10:24 AM on March 27, 2008
What, no *waves flotsam at Hammie* from Siouxie??
Posted by: Steve Haller | 10:27 AM on March 27, 2008
Steve, I was going to ..when he got here ;-)
Now you've gone and ruined my surprise!! *pouts*
Posted by: Siouxie | 10:29 AM on March 27, 2008
I thought the Dolphins were flotsam? Wait, the story was about the animal and not the football team. My apologies to Flipper for the insult.
Posted by: Doc Rick | 10:31 AM on March 27, 2008
No, I just wear showy clothes because I like them . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 10:32 AM on March 27, 2008
Well gee I'm sorry Siouxie, I didn't do it on porpoise ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | 10:36 AM on March 27, 2008
*SMACKS* Rick!!!
*catches Steve on the rebound*
Posted by: Siouxie | 10:39 AM on March 27, 2008
Yeah, THEY get written up in a scientific journal. I just get a restraining order.
Posted by: fivver | 10:45 AM on March 27, 2008
*snorkles* to fivver and Steve.
Perhaps Flipper could use a wet dream catcher.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 10:50 AM on March 27, 2008
*snork* @ wet dream catcher link
Posted by: Texgal | 10:52 AM on March 27, 2008
I must say...that's a pretty long flotsam he's waving.
Posted by: Siouxie | 10:52 AM on March 27, 2008
I like his flotsam, too. Nice technique.
MKJ - your flashy clothes are back from the dry cleaners.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 10:53 AM on March 27, 2008
I'd say these are researchers with waaaaaay too much time on their hands. Or horny guys looking for new pickup techniques.
Posted by: Eleanor | 11:01 AM on March 27, 2008
El - they're nerds scientists, so both of your theories are correct.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 11:09 AM on March 27, 2008
the large roll of cash usually works better than a mouth full of flotsam, for me anyways.
Posted by: wickedwitch | 11:15 AM on March 27, 2008
ww, you trollop.
Let's party.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 11:27 AM on March 27, 2008
Heck, the last time I waved some flotsam to attract a girl, her father and brother chased me half-way across town.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | 11:32 AM on March 27, 2008
Just as men can use fast cars or showy clothes to impress the ladies...
oh yeah and gold chains. they love that.
Posted by: mudstuffin | 11:33 AM on March 27, 2008
LMAO @ thought of Mot waving his flotsam.
Posted by: Texgal | 11:48 AM on March 27, 2008
Anybody notice that these researchers are Scottish? Also, the last guy who waved his flotsam at megot popped right in the jetsam!
Posted by: SpamLamb | 11:56 AM on March 27, 2008
Great, now besides everything else I have "flotsam envy" to worry about?
I wonder if dolphins with small flotsam drive Porsches.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | 12:59 PM on March 27, 2008
or Vettes, Layzee.
Posted by: wickedwitch | 01:23 PM on March 27, 2008
Rock out with your flotsam out!
Posted by: Jeff Tompkins | 02:08 PM on March 27, 2008
If I could put my flotsam in my mouth, I'd never leave the house...........
Posted by: Jazzzz | 06:54 PM on March 27, 2008
LMAO Jazzzzzzzie!!!!
Your wife wouldn't let you ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | 07:21 PM on March 27, 2008
