AT FIRST WE THOUGHT THIS WAS A CHER UPDATE
First sex was 570 million years ago
(Thanks to sjhaller)
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March 24, 2008
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The creatures, which stood erect on the sea-bed...
I've always found that standing erect makes reproduction much easier.
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | March 24, 2008 at 09:30 AM
When you mention Cher I think of the 'R' words. Resisatate...revival...stiff(not an R word, but serves it's purpose). About time for another Farewell concert. Not.
Posted by: lil rascal | March 24, 2008 at 09:46 AM
Me love you long time (ago).
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 24, 2008 at 09:48 AM
12 inches. That. is. all.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 24, 2008 at 09:51 AM
This story doesn't really lend itself to centerfold type imagery. I think some of the blogals are going to be disappointed.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 24, 2008 at 09:51 AM
"Expert Rachel Wood"...... ahem....
Posted by: russellmc | March 24, 2008 at 09:56 AM
Dear Dave,
I noticed that this article was written by one Emma Morton. Didn't you pen an essay some years ago making mention of British men getting their "Morton's" caught in Hoover Dustettes? Maybe this has been going on for a LOT longer (12 inches) than anyone ever imagined.
That is all, carry on.
Posted by: UncleScreech | March 24, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Speaking of prehistoric times, I see that the Discovery Channel has scheduled its great documentary "Walking with Dinosaurs" for tonight, from 8 to 11 PM. If your kids are into dinosaurs (and whose aren't?) they will love this, I think it's the best dino CGI since "Jurassic Park". There's also a book, which you can get from Discovery along with the DVD. And keep an ear out for the very fine soundtrack by Ben Bartlett...
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 24, 2008 at 10:40 AM
At last, anew pick-up line. "Hey Babe, care to make like funisia dorothea?"
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | March 24, 2008 at 11:05 AM
*smacks Mot*
How dare you bring Dorothy into this!
Posted by: Diva | March 24, 2008 at 01:44 PM
And I thought 40 years was long enough. Is that the sequel - The 570 Million Year Old Virgin?
Posted by: sct72 | March 24, 2008 at 02:51 PM
12 inches, including batteries???
Posted by: Texgal | March 24, 2008 at 03:29 PM
they have sent experts into a state of high excitement (HAR)
Posted by: chuck | March 24, 2008 at 04:04 PM