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March 24, 2008

AND AFTER YOU WASH YOUR FEET WITH IT, YOU CAN STILL DRINK IT

21 Amazing Alternate Uses for Vodka

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and drink it, nothing will matter anymore anyway!
Hints from a toasted Heloise?

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

I'll have to remember that one.

Although, why waste good vodka???

{5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.}

Then drink too much vodka and repeat cycle.

Sioux, exactly!

You can also refil your hand sanitizer spray bottle with it.

I agree with Tex & Sioux - although I saw some of these tested on Mythbusters and they worked.

hmmm... quickly thinks of reason to have a bottle in her desk.

OK - I'm off to the liquor store - anyone want anything while I'm out.

I agree with Tex & Sioux - although I saw some of these tested on Mythbusters and they worked.

hmmm... quickly thinks of reason to have a bottle in her desk.

OK - I'm off to the liquor store - anyone want anything while I'm out?

1. Busted.

2. Still untested

3. Confirmed

4. Busted

5. Still Untested

6. Confirmed

7. Plausible

8. Busted

9. Confirmed, but a waste of good vodka

10. Busted

11. Confirmed

12. Confirmed

13. Confirmed

14. Plausible

15. Plausible

16. Busted

17. (I can't remember, was this one confirmed?)

18. Busted

19. Busted

20. Plausible

21. Abso-frikkin-lutely!

uggghhhh.... double posted....

chris - I think #17 was plausible (altho a bit gross when they did it, if I remember)

D2B - just rub a little vodka on your second post.

Meanie - I think I'll just do #21.... :)

I've heard to cure foot odor, soak your feet in very strong brewed tea. Some lady on Oprah tried it and her roommate swore it worked so you know it's true.

with oreos, of course

^5 ladies!

*prepares a fresh batch of kamikazes for all*

Cheers.

D-Lited - you cured foot odor with Oreos™? Don't tell Mot!

Thanks for the offer, D2B. I'll take a bottle of "House Wine" (actual name) Red or White. The kidlet introduced me to them. Good stuff!

I prefer to use my vodka to disinfect orange juice. Tricky stuff if you're not careful.

*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*

*WAVES a screwdriver over to Hammie!!!*

"House Wine" haven't heard of it...

Diva- bt/ oreos & vodka - you can cure just about anything...

sioux - please make mine a double - it's already been a Monday!

*Waves a bottle of Stoli @ Hammie!!!*

Good, reasonably priced California wine. D2B, if you like dry wines, House White and House Red are worth a try.

*slides D a double kamikaze with a vodka chaser*

*Waves @ Diva!!!*

Спасибо

I've seen this one before- was it previously blogged here or not? judi? I'm too lazy to look myself...

Clean feet with vodka; drink vodka; puke, clean with vodka; drink vodka; get hang-over; drink vodka; works for me. Smigus Dyngus! Stoli!

#22 (for Kathybear) Have a sip or two of vodka and you won't really care whether you've read something before or not.

ahhh.... thx sioux....

Clean feet with vodka; drink vodka; puke, clean with vodka; drink vodka; get hang-over; drink vodka; works for me. Smigus Dyngus! Stoli!

*waves Hammie @ Stoli*
ooops...urp...no more double stufs for me.

*takes hammer away from Annie*

*drinks straight from bottle*

heh! lightweight.

When Hammie Met Stoli....

Hammie - Вы радушны!

'Lightweight?' Why, thanks for noticing, Siouxie, I have been dieting.

I heard. The cowboy two-step diet. I need to go on that ;-P

yeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwww!

*Waves @ Annie!!!* (and hides her car keys)

I just finished your most recent article. Very nice! Is your living room a par 2 or par 3?

*waves @ Hammie* That really happened. Yesterday Bobby teed up in the living room. I knew something was wrong when the dog dove for cover under my feet.

mmmmm....two-step....best diet in da world....too busy dancing to eat. ;)

Vodka is great for any kind of insect infestation, the little f$%^&#$ lose their apetite, their sense of direction and frankly just don't give a sh!t once they're drenched in the stuff.

Mot, same thing happens to me after a few vodikas. Except for the appetite thing.

Mot:

Works the same with human infestations.

*snork* @ Cheesewiz!

A very sweet lady once confided in me that after 3 vodkas he was under the table, after 5 she was under the host.

A very sweet lady once confided in me that after 3 vodkas he was under the table, after 5 she was under the host.

Mot, was that you?????

I didn't see "use a straw to bypass tastebuds"

*lifts head*

Everyone passed out from drinking the vodka???

**THUD**

I think everyone left for Hungary & Slovakia for their Easter Monday spanking.

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