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March 24, 2008
AND AFTER YOU WASH YOUR FEET WITH IT, YOU CAN STILL DRINK IT
21 Amazing Alternate Uses for Vodka
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
Posted by Dave on March 24, 2008 at 11:32 AM | Permalink
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21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and drink it, nothing will matter anymore anyway!
Hints from a toasted Heloise?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 11:35 AM on March 24, 2008
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.
I'll have to remember that one.
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:35 AM on March 24, 2008
Although, why waste good vodka???
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:36 AM on March 24, 2008
{5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.}
Then drink too much vodka and repeat cycle.
Posted by: Texgal | 11:37 AM on March 24, 2008
Sioux, exactly!
Posted by: Texgal | 11:38 AM on March 24, 2008
You can also refil your hand sanitizer spray bottle with it.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 11:39 AM on March 24, 2008
I agree with Tex & Sioux - although I saw some of these tested on Mythbusters and they worked.
hmmm... quickly thinks of reason to have a bottle in her desk.
OK - I'm off to the liquor store - anyone want anything while I'm out.
Posted by: D-Lited 2B Here | 11:41 AM on March 24, 2008
I agree with Tex & Sioux - although I saw some of these tested on Mythbusters and they worked.
hmmm... quickly thinks of reason to have a bottle in her desk.
OK - I'm off to the liquor store - anyone want anything while I'm out?
Posted by: D-Lited 2B Here | 11:41 AM on March 24, 2008
1. Busted.
2. Still untested
3. Confirmed
4. Busted
5. Still Untested
6. Confirmed
7. Plausible
8. Busted
9. Confirmed, but a waste of good vodka
10. Busted
11. Confirmed
12. Confirmed
13. Confirmed
14. Plausible
15. Plausible
16. Busted
17. (I can't remember, was this one confirmed?)
18. Busted
19. Busted
20. Plausible
21. Abso-frikkin-lutely!
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | 11:41 AM on March 24, 2008
uggghhhh.... double posted....
Posted by: D-Lited 2B Here | 11:41 AM on March 24, 2008
chris - I think #17 was plausible (altho a bit gross when they did it, if I remember)
Posted by: D-Lited 2B Here | 11:43 AM on March 24, 2008
D2B - just rub a little vodka on your second post.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 11:44 AM on March 24, 2008
Meanie - I think I'll just do #21.... :)
Posted by: D-Lited 2B Here | 11:45 AM on March 24, 2008
I've heard to cure foot odor, soak your feet in very strong brewed tea. Some lady on Oprah tried it and her roommate swore it worked so you know it's true.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 11:45 AM on March 24, 2008
with oreos, of course
Posted by: D-Lited 2B Here | 11:45 AM on March 24, 2008
^5 ladies!
*prepares a fresh batch of kamikazes for all*
Cheers.
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:48 AM on March 24, 2008
D-Lited - you cured foot odor with Oreos™? Don't tell Mot!
Posted by: Diva | 11:49 AM on March 24, 2008
Thanks for the offer, D2B. I'll take a bottle of "House Wine" (actual name) Red or White. The kidlet introduced me to them. Good stuff!
Posted by: Texgal | 11:50 AM on March 24, 2008
I prefer to use my vodka to disinfect orange juice. Tricky stuff if you're not careful.
*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | 11:50 AM on March 24, 2008
*WAVES a screwdriver over to Hammie!!!*
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:51 AM on March 24, 2008
"House Wine" haven't heard of it...
Diva- bt/ oreos & vodka - you can cure just about anything...
Posted by: D-Lited 2B Here | 11:55 AM on March 24, 2008
sioux - please make mine a double - it's already been a Monday!
Posted by: D-Lited 2B Here | 11:56 AM on March 24, 2008
*Waves a bottle of Stoli @ Hammie!!!*
Posted by: Diva | 12:01 PM on March 24, 2008
Good, reasonably priced California wine. D2B, if you like dry wines, House White and House Red are worth a try.
Posted by: Texgal | 12:02 PM on March 24, 2008
*slides D a double kamikaze with a vodka chaser*
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:04 PM on March 24, 2008
*Waves @ Diva!!!*
Спасибо
Posted by: Hammond Rye | 12:06 PM on March 24, 2008
I've seen this one before- was it previously blogged here or not? judi? I'm too lazy to look myself...
Posted by: Kathybear | 12:13 PM on March 24, 2008
Clean feet with vodka; drink vodka; puke, clean with vodka; drink vodka; get hang-over; drink vodka; works for me. Smigus Dyngus! Stoli!
Posted by: JEC666 | 12:14 PM on March 24, 2008
#22 (for Kathybear) Have a sip or two of vodka and you won't really care whether you've read something before or not.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:17 PM on March 24, 2008
ahhh.... thx sioux....
Posted by: D-Lited 2B Here | 12:17 PM on March 24, 2008
Clean feet with vodka; drink vodka; puke, clean with vodka; drink vodka; get hang-over; drink vodka; works for me. Smigus Dyngus! Stoli!
Posted by: JEC666 | 12:18 PM on March 24, 2008
*waves Hammie @ Stoli*
ooops...urp...no more double stufs for me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:21 PM on March 24, 2008
*takes hammer away from Annie*
*drinks straight from bottle*
heh! lightweight.
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:27 PM on March 24, 2008
When Hammie Met Stoli....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:40 PM on March 24, 2008
Hammie - Вы радушны!
Posted by: Diva | 12:41 PM on March 24, 2008
'Lightweight?' Why, thanks for noticing, Siouxie, I have been dieting.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:46 PM on March 24, 2008
I heard. The cowboy two-step diet. I need to go on that ;-P
yeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwww!
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:49 PM on March 24, 2008
*Waves @ Annie!!!* (and hides her car keys)
I just finished your most recent article. Very nice! Is your living room a par 2 or par 3?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | 12:51 PM on March 24, 2008
*waves @ Hammie* That really happened. Yesterday Bobby teed up in the living room. I knew something was wrong when the dog dove for cover under my feet.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:54 PM on March 24, 2008
mmmmm....two-step....best diet in da world....too busy dancing to eat. ;)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:57 PM on March 24, 2008
Vodka is great for any kind of insect infestation, the little f$%^&#$ lose their apetite, their sense of direction and frankly just don't give a sh!t once they're drenched in the stuff.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | 01:11 PM on March 24, 2008
Mot, same thing happens to me after a few vodikas. Except for the appetite thing.
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:13 PM on March 24, 2008
Mot:
Works the same with human infestations.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | 01:16 PM on March 24, 2008
*snork* @ Cheesewiz!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 01:19 PM on March 24, 2008
A very sweet lady once confided in me that after 3 vodkas he was under the table, after 5 she was under the host.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | 01:28 PM on March 24, 2008
A very sweet lady once confided in me that after 3 vodkas he was under the table, after 5 she was under the host.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | 01:29 PM on March 24, 2008
Mot, was that you?????
Posted by: Texgal | 01:30 PM on March 24, 2008
I didn't see "use a straw to bypass tastebuds"
Posted by: phil dinn | 01:51 PM on March 24, 2008
*lifts head*
Everyone passed out from drinking the vodka???
**THUD**
Posted by: Siouxie | 02:24 PM on March 24, 2008
I think everyone left for Hungary & Slovakia for their Easter Monday spanking.
Posted by: D-Lited 2B Here | 02:57 PM on March 24, 2008
