AND AFTER YOU WASH YOUR FEET WITH IT, YOU CAN STILL DRINK IT

21 Amazing Alternate Uses for Vodka

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Comments

[Annie Where-but-here]

21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and drink it, nothing will matter anymore anyway!
Hints from a toasted Heloise?

[Siouxie]

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

I'll have to remember that one.

[Siouxie]

Although, why waste good vodka???

[Texgal]

{5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.}

Then drink too much vodka and repeat cycle.

[Texgal]

Sioux, exactly!

[Wench Lizzy]

You can also refil your hand sanitizer spray bottle with it.

[D-Lited 2B Here]

I agree with Tex & Sioux - although I saw some of these tested on Mythbusters and they worked.

hmmm... quickly thinks of reason to have a bottle in her desk.

OK - I'm off to the liquor store - anyone want anything while I'm out.

[D-Lited 2B Here]

I agree with Tex & Sioux - although I saw some of these tested on Mythbusters and they worked.

hmmm... quickly thinks of reason to have a bottle in her desk.

OK - I'm off to the liquor store - anyone want anything while I'm out?

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

1. Busted.

2. Still untested

3. Confirmed

4. Busted

5. Still Untested

6. Confirmed

7. Plausible

8. Busted

9. Confirmed, but a waste of good vodka

10. Busted

11. Confirmed

12. Confirmed

13. Confirmed

14. Plausible

15. Plausible

16. Busted

17. (I can't remember, was this one confirmed?)

18. Busted

19. Busted

20. Plausible

21. Abso-frikkin-lutely!

[D-Lited 2B Here]

uggghhhh.... double posted....

[D-Lited 2B Here]

chris - I think #17 was plausible (altho a bit gross when they did it, if I remember)

[Meanie the Blue]

D2B - just rub a little vodka on your second post.

[D-Lited 2B Here]

Meanie - I think I'll just do #21.... :)

[Wench Lizzy]

I've heard to cure foot odor, soak your feet in very strong brewed tea. Some lady on Oprah tried it and her roommate swore it worked so you know it's true.

[D-Lited 2B Here]

with oreos, of course

[Siouxie]

^5 ladies!

*prepares a fresh batch of kamikazes for all*

Cheers.

[Diva]

D-Lited - you cured foot odor with Oreos™? Don't tell Mot!

[Texgal]

Thanks for the offer, D2B. I'll take a bottle of "House Wine" (actual name) Red or White. The kidlet introduced me to them. Good stuff!

[Hammond Rye]

I prefer to use my vodka to disinfect orange juice. Tricky stuff if you're not careful.

*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*

[Siouxie]

*WAVES a screwdriver over to Hammie!!!*

[D-Lited 2B Here]

"House Wine" haven't heard of it...

Diva- bt/ oreos & vodka - you can cure just about anything...

[D-Lited 2B Here]

sioux - please make mine a double - it's already been a Monday!

[Diva]

*Waves a bottle of Stoli @ Hammie!!!*

[Texgal]

Good, reasonably priced California wine. D2B, if you like dry wines, House White and House Red are worth a try.

[Siouxie]

*slides D a double kamikaze with a vodka chaser*

[Hammond Rye]

*Waves @ Diva!!!*

Спасибо

[Kathybear]

I've seen this one before- was it previously blogged here or not? judi? I'm too lazy to look myself...

[JEC666]

Clean feet with vodka; drink vodka; puke, clean with vodka; drink vodka; get hang-over; drink vodka; works for me. Smigus Dyngus! Stoli!

[Annie Where-but-here]

#22 (for Kathybear) Have a sip or two of vodka and you won't really care whether you've read something before or not.

[D-Lited 2B Here]

ahhh.... thx sioux....

[JEC666]

Clean feet with vodka; drink vodka; puke, clean with vodka; drink vodka; get hang-over; drink vodka; works for me. Smigus Dyngus! Stoli!

[Annie Where-but-here]

*waves Hammie @ Stoli*
ooops...urp...no more double stufs for me.

[Siouxie]

*takes hammer away from Annie*

*drinks straight from bottle*

heh! lightweight.

[Annie Where-but-here]

When Hammie Met Stoli....

[Diva]

Hammie - Вы радушны!

[Annie Where-but-here]

'Lightweight?' Why, thanks for noticing, Siouxie, I have been dieting.

[Siouxie]

I heard. The cowboy two-step diet. I need to go on that ;-P

yeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwww!

[Hammond Rye]

*Waves @ Annie!!!* (and hides her car keys)

I just finished your most recent article. Very nice! Is your living room a par 2 or par 3?

[Annie Where-but-here]

*waves @ Hammie* That really happened. Yesterday Bobby teed up in the living room. I knew something was wrong when the dog dove for cover under my feet.

[Annie Where-but-here]

mmmmm....two-step....best diet in da world....too busy dancing to eat. ;)

[Mot the Hoople]

Vodka is great for any kind of insect infestation, the little f$%^&#$ lose their apetite, their sense of direction and frankly just don't give a sh!t once they're drenched in the stuff.

[Siouxie]

Mot, same thing happens to me after a few vodikas. Except for the appetite thing.

[Cheesewiz]

Mot:

Works the same with human infestations.

[Annie Where-but-here]

*snork* @ Cheesewiz!

[Mot the Hoople]

A very sweet lady once confided in me that after 3 vodkas he was under the table, after 5 she was under the host.

[Mot the Hoople]

A very sweet lady once confided in me that after 3 vodkas he was under the table, after 5 she was under the host.

[Texgal]

Mot, was that you?????

[phil dinn]

I didn't see "use a straw to bypass tastebuds"

[Siouxie]

*lifts head*

Everyone passed out from drinking the vodka???

**THUD**

[D-Lited 2B Here]

I think everyone left for Hungary & Slovakia for their Easter Monday spanking.