WHITE PEOPLE

...explained.

(Thanks to Alison MacQuade)

Comments

[Larry Martell]

Where's the "things black people like" site?

[Texgal]

At last, a site for the melanin challenged members of society. Might be time to plan a telethon for these deprived individuals.

[Meanie the Blue]

Dang, am I that transparent?

[Texgal]

SNORK @ the Meanie. I can see right through you, big guy.

[Siouxie]

*snork* @ Meanie's white @ss!

I'm beige.

[Meanie the Blue]

Pasty and proud!

[Lairbo]

They had me at "Exensive Sandwiches".

[Lairbo]

Something persons of all colors and creeds like; proper spelling [tosses a "p" up to previous post, then goes off in search of an expensive sandwich].

[Siouxie]

Here ya go, Lairbo.

[Siouxie]

Actually, THIS one is more expensiver ;-P

[Lairbo]

Thanks, Siouxie [urp!].

[Meanie the Blue]

Lairbo: I'll have an expensive sandwich, please. Hold the p.

[Lairbo]

And, yes, I would like fries with that, but put the severed heraldic lion penis on the side. To go, yes. Paper. Wait, I've got exact change.

[Texgal]

. . . And waiter, just call it the d!ckhead special.

[Cat R.]

From Siouxie'ss link:

"The sandwich is made from Iberico ham, poulet de Bresse, white truffles, quail eggs, semi-dried Italian tomatoes and 24-hour fermented sour dough bread."

Ok, I'm an uncultured oaf, but some of that stuff sounds like what you'd find if you were lost in the woods and trying to survive off the land.

And semi-dried? Fermented? Heck, I've got that in the back of my fridge.

[ScottMGS]

Cat, I was thinking the back of the refrigerator. Way back.

[Cat R.]

*grabs superfluous "s" before anybody notices*

[Siouxie]

Cat, my thoughts exactly. Most of that crap I wouldn't even EAT, let alone pay $ for it.

[Siouxie]

*noticed* ;-P

[Cat R.]

!snap!

[ScottMGS]

*whirls around* That wasn't the sound of a latex (or nitrile) glove, was it?!?

[Texgal]

Might be time for another procedure. Hey Dude, cover my @$$.

[Steve Haller]

Lairbo, I don't know about most expensive, but you gotta admit it's filling ...

[Texgal]

Good lord, another gang gorge.

*Passes the industrial size bottle of Tums around the blog bar*

[Cheryl Howard]

I am pretty sure that who ever writes this blog (white people) lives in my town.

[Cheryl Howard]

I am pretty sure that who ever writes this blog (white people) lives in my town.

[Cheryl Howard]

So nice, the bot posted me twice.

[gangus-neoKahn]

It seems to be a web page observing liberal white people. It's a good web page and quite accurate, but it's a bout white liberals.

[gangus-neoKahn]

Yep, try the search box at the top ...

I searched for NASCAR, guns, home schooling, and I got "not found".

I searched for "taxes" and got an article about women being exempt from sports and something called "yellow fever"...huh ??

There isn't even a post bashing Dick Cheney like one finds on this site.

I searched for Dave Barry and got "not found".

[gangus-neoKahn]

Check out #18 Awareness

An interesting fact about white people is that they firmly believe that all of the world’s problems can be solved through “awareness.” Meaning the process of making other people aware of problems, and then magically someone else like the government will fix it.

Raising awareness is also awesome because once you raise awareness to an acceptable, aribtrary level, you can just back off and say “Bam! did my part. Now it’s your turn. Fix it.”

Popular things to be aware of: The Environment, Diseases like Cancer and AIDS, Africa, Poverty, Anorexia, Homophobia, Midde School Field Hockey/Lacrosse teams, Drug Rehab, and political prisoners

See, it's all about liberal white people...