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February 25, 2008

VALENTINE'S DAY

It's over.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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Sounds like true love.

She hit him with the car or the airbag?

Diva--she hit him with reality.

My question, too, Diva. It sounded like she hit him with the airbag. Isn't that attached to the car, even after it explodes?

No telephone number was found for the two....
Try the Haverstraw Co. jail

I'd have "accidentally" run him over a few times.

This happens all the time in the Terminator movies. They probably hit a fruit cart too...

Haverstraw? She hit him with the car. Hence the felony charge. I dated a guy from Haverstraw...for a few minutes.

LOL, Lizzy - and GMTA, COWCantankerous Older Woman. Nope. NO WAY am I initializing you.

Sioux, it's been done. Just don't get caught on video.

Kind of surprised that this didn't happen in Wacko.

Well our time went so quickly, I went lickety-splickly out to my old '55
I tried runnin' him over, but not very sober, God knows, I just needed to drive.

Now the sun's coming up, I'm riding with this ol' schmuck. A tunnel! Hope he don't duck.
Bar's still open, they said,
And I lead the parade
Just a-wishing I'd whacked him in December,
Oh, Lord, let me tell you that jerk's no Mensa member.

And it's six in the a.m., don't give a dayam; I need to shake off this clown.
Well there's trucks all a-passing me, police lights are all flashing,
Gotta lose him before they take me downtown.

Now the sun's coming up, I'm riding with this ol' schmuck. A tunnel! Hope he don't duck.
A tunnel! Hope he don't duck.
A tunnel! Hope he don't duck.
A tunnel! Hope he don't duck......

Tex - I think it does happen in Waco. They just bury the bodies deeper.

Gee... I wonder what the make-up sex was like.

Like this - "Ow...OW!....Ow!"

I'm willing to bet she made up with someone else.

Amazingly, there was no mention of alcohol envolvement!

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