UPDATE ON THE REMOVAL OF THE SWEDEN COAT-OF-ARMS LION PENIS
The heraldists want it back.
Key Name: Henrik Klackenberg
(Thanks to sjhaller)
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February 23, 2008
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Come here kitty, kitty.
Posted by: Texgal | February 23, 2008 at 09:55 AM
Visualize World Peni's
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 23, 2008 at 09:57 AM
Dear Heraldry Unit,
I apologize for whacking your Lion's pee-pee.
Posted by: Eileen | February 23, 2008 at 09:57 AM
Men! Always wanting their peni(ses) back.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2008 at 10:06 AM
An emasculated lion is not a pretty sight.
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 23, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Tip (har!) from Miss Manners: It's just common courtesy to ask before removing a penis.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 23, 2008 at 10:31 AM
It seems the heraldists have access to some of those shrinkage pills, too.
The motto has interesting mut
ilational possibilities. Unfortunately, the lack of a Pee precludes the inclusion of an ApparatusAd Omnia Paratus =
Paramount As Aid
Pair-A-Nuts? Am DOA.
It's a... a... a proud man?
I Dam' No A'paratus!
Posted by: danceswithvowels | February 23, 2008 at 10:33 AM
Sweden has a military? I thought we did their fighting for them.
Posted by: lil rascal | February 23, 2008 at 10:50 AM
"Ready For Everything" except the unkindest cut.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | February 23, 2008 at 10:51 AM
*snork* at Cheesewiz's Visualization of Whirled Pe
nes.Posted by: danceswithvowels | February 23, 2008 at 10:53 AM
Unsnork!
Posted by: danceswithvowels | February 23, 2008 at 10:54 AM
Suddenly, fire isn't the bocken's biggest worry.
Posted by: Lairbo | February 23, 2008 at 10:57 AM
One more time ...
*snork* at Cheesewiz's Visualization of Whirled Pe
nes.Posted by: danceswithvowels | February 23, 2008 at 11:00 AM
Nothin' gnarlier than unnaturally neutralized neuticle nuts. Nuff said.
Posted by: Texgal | February 23, 2008 at 11:40 AM
Given Sweden's history of neutrality, the gelded lion symbol seems entirely appropriate.
Posted by: ErnieG | February 23, 2008 at 11:40 AM
Why is Dave's newspaper sticking their noses in, so to speak, diplomatic affairs of the Swedish military?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 23, 2008 at 11:56 AM
Henrik called. He wants his klackenberg back.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Bork, bork, bork!
Posted by: Lairbo | February 23, 2008 at 12:24 PM
I cannot look.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 23, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Go ahead, Cat. You wouldn't to miss something as eunuch as this.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 23, 2008 at 01:14 PM
Sorry for my ^want^ disregard.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 23, 2008 at 01:17 PM
Soon to be a CBS Made For TV Movie, "The Lion's Thing."
Posted by: CJrun | February 23, 2008 at 01:31 PM
Will it be a short feature film?
Celluloid Snort @ CJ.
Posted by: Texgal | February 23, 2008 at 01:49 PM
LMAO CJ!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2008 at 01:54 PM
"Men! Always wanting their peni(ses) back (sxi, 10:06am)"
Women. Never wanting to give them back.
Posted by: SW | February 23, 2008 at 02:00 PM
"Men! Always wanting their peni(ses) back (sxi, 10:06am)"
Women. Never wanting to give them back.
Posted by: SW | February 23, 2008 at 02:00 PM
a hearty snork at CJ's Lion Thing.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 23, 2008 at 02:25 PM
A bunch of Swedish women are behind this. A classic case of Penis Svenvy.
Posted by: SW | February 23, 2008 at 02:29 PM
I suspect Bob Barker
Posted by: Betsy | February 23, 2008 at 02:33 PM
SW - for you at 2:29, that's a stretch.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 23, 2008 at 02:58 PM
Aw, I go to great lengths to appreciate some of your offerings.
Posted by: SW | February 23, 2008 at 03:11 PM
SW meant to say he wishes he had Ali's @ss.
Guys - you're welcome.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 23, 2008 at 09:50 PM
Whew - my last comment ran away from the next thread...headin' over there to repost and switch to decaf.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 23, 2008 at 09:52 PM
Yes, it's a shame to have to look at that twice.
Posted by: SW | February 23, 2008 at 10:02 PM
So they removed the penis out of deference for the females in the military . . . are they going to remove the lion's mane next?
And aren't lionesses the ones who do most of the fighting/hunting anyway?
Posted by: me | February 24, 2008 at 12:12 AM
I could understand this if it were Switzerland. I mean, they have no b@lls anyway.
And Cheese - if CJ had a Lion's Thing, I wouldn't be laughin' at it.
What?
Oh, hi, cg!! *erases remainder of post* ;)
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 24, 2008 at 12:34 AM
Hm. So, wait - The Lion in Winter is about shrinkage in Sweden?
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 24, 2008 at 12:35 AM
Dangit. I thought I mighta done that.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 24, 2008 at 12:35 AM