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February 25, 2008

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using tortoises.

(Thanks to sjhaller)

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Fred was just explaining to Emma that she's a freakin' tortoise and would prefer not to live in a tiny glass box!

Pyro Tortoises WBAGNFARB

Lizards and turtles and snakes, Oh My!!

Dave's in a tropical mood today, eh?

I was gonna post the funniest thing ever said, but the banner ad on the side of the page with all the crawling bugs creeped me out. Plus I got Raid™ all over my keyboard

Those terrapin bastards!

*is very glad her cats do not play with straw*

snork @ Jazzz

I bet Emma won't ask Fred again if he wants to change from DSL to cable.

Fred already has a house, don't need no glass tank.

Pyro Tortoises WBAGNFARB

Posted by: Flowergirl | 11:01 AM on February 25, 2008

New punk rock band is hit song is "Hunk of Burning Straw."

PP attack. First "is" is "whose."

“She means the world to me – even if she did almost burn the house down.”

Yeah, that covers a whole lot of over-70 year old people, too...

Come crown my brow with leaves of myrtle,
I know the tortoise is a turtle,
Come carve my name in stone immortal,
I know the turtoise is a tortle.
I know to my profound despair,
I bet on one to beat a hare,
I also know I’m now a pauper,
Because of its totley, turtley, torpor.

If I, as a house reptile, had to stare at that mug everyday I would have torched the place sooner.

Maybe Fred was trying to explain that she doesn't care to have a male name when she's a girl.

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