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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
"sent for testing"
Testing? Testing what? Potency? Or "street value" in Ann Arbor.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | February 20, 2008 at 09:29 AM
Weed 'em and reap.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 09:38 AM
The building that houses the Graduate School of Library and Information Science at the University of Illinois (Urbana) came into possession -- so to speak -- of the university when the frat house that was using the facility had a fire in the attic where a hydroponic pot farm was wired incorrectly.
Nearby students had the munchies for days.
The library science students learned a valuable lesson: Always hire qualified electricians for any extra-curricular income.
Posted by: Not my Usual Alias | February 20, 2008 at 09:48 AM
*puffsnork* @ Meanie!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 09:56 AM
In my biology class we talked about sex between people and in my botany class we talked about sex between plants. What am I missing?
Posted by: Shark Tooth John | February 20, 2008 at 10:40 AM
In my music class we talked about scoring.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 10:50 AM
In my glass-making class we talked about blowing...
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 10:58 AM
In my woodworking class we learnt how to screw
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | February 20, 2008 at 11:09 AM
In my phys ed class, we learned how to become flexible.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | February 20, 2008 at 11:20 AM
In my fluid dynamics class .....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 11:34 AM
Oh, come on, guys. Why do you think Neville Longbottom was always so slow on the uptake and ended up in Herbology?
Posted by: Herb and MaryJane | February 20, 2008 at 11:41 AM
One time, at band camp...
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 11:59 AM
No Funky Winkerbean cartoons, please ... !
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 20, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Had a drug awareness class in high school. Cop passed around a little display case so we could see what joints looked like. The case came back to him with an extra joint in it. Priceless.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2008 at 01:20 PM