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February 22, 2008
SPECIAL DELIVERY
Trying a new thing thanks to the fabulous Albert Franquiz (as long as it works)
Posted by judi on February 22, 2008 at 11:15 AM | Permalink
Comments
Do not open with box cutter (har!).
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 11:21 AM on February 22, 2008
The video didn't come through for me! What was it?
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 11:24 AM on February 22, 2008
Popping the top already? Must be happy hour somewhere.
Posted by: Texgal | 11:27 AM on February 22, 2008
It was package (har!), about the size of a basketball, prominently labeled "Pen!sReductionPills.c0m"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 11:28 AM on February 22, 2008
No vid for me either. Who's seksy voice is that?
Posted by: SW | 11:31 AM on February 22, 2008
There is nothing I can say here that won't get me kicked off the blog.
Posted by: Punkin | 11:31 AM on February 22, 2008
yes, we are known for kicking people off the blog.
Posted by: judi | 11:35 AM on February 22, 2008
And it's in Dave's inbox (har!, again).
The dulcet tones belong, I believe, to one stealth blogerette.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 11:40 AM on February 22, 2008
Thanks Meanie! I had no idea Dave was suffering from that.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 11:41 AM on February 22, 2008
It crashes my browser (firefox) when I click on it.
Posted by: Larry Martell | 11:44 AM on February 22, 2008
Um...remember the guy who had this site posted on this blog asking how to get some of his product to Dave? I kinda replied to him.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 11:44 AM on February 22, 2008
Stevie, that sexy voice belongs to the lovely s.b.
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:44 AM on February 22, 2008
♪ Oooh, Annie's gonna be in trouble. ;-) ♫
Posted by: gjd | 11:48 AM on February 22, 2008
Speaking of people getting kicked off the blog. Nice knowing ya Annie. ;)
Posted by: Doc Rick™ | 11:52 AM on February 22, 2008
If you check out the comments after the Feb 16 post "Attention Manly Men of the Masculine Kind" your questions will be answered.
Yeah, I know, no one likes a snitch...
Posted by: Steve Haller | 11:53 AM on February 22, 2008
lucky mrs. blog.
Posted by: crossgirl | 11:54 AM on February 22, 2008
Snitch. :p
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 11:56 AM on February 22, 2008
It's been swell knowing you, Annie.
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:59 AM on February 22, 2008
Sigh. No sense of humor. Sheesh.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:05 PM on February 22, 2008
stattenf - send it attn: judi smith % The Herald. She'll make sure he gets it. Thanks for the coupon. Maybe you would consider selling a similar product- the Cranio-penis-reduction pill - for dickheads. I know the perfect recipient!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 05:12 PM on February 17, 2008
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:07 PM on February 22, 2008
I'm a sucker for a coupon. Thanks for reposting that, Siouxie. Amiga mia.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:09 PM on February 22, 2008
No video seen. Not much in the way of audio either.
Posted by: Dr. Doug | 12:09 PM on February 22, 2008
I'd get a large batch of cookies on its way to Miami, pronto, Annie.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 12:13 PM on February 22, 2008
Meanie, your assuming she can bake. *ducks*
Posted by: Doc Rick | 12:15 PM on February 22, 2008
Don't you fear, just cuz you're toast, my dear.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 12:20 PM on February 22, 2008
Anytime, amiga!
Rick, she can SO bake and I have SO tasted her deeeelish decadent cookies!
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:24 PM on February 22, 2008
YAY! it worked, judi. (thanks fabulous Albert!)
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:26 PM on February 22, 2008
I didn't think it would be in such a large box...what a scream!!!
Posted by: snif | 12:28 PM on February 22, 2008
so is the fabulous albert the one who sent the care package? or the one who fixed the video so we can see?
Posted by: crossgirl | 12:30 PM on February 22, 2008
Judi - you mean there hasn't been anyone kicked off the blog yet.
BUTT, if there was ever a topic that could produce the most offensive comment, Dave's ginormous penis would be it.
*gets distracted by something shiney and wisely follows it*
Posted by: Punkin | 12:32 PM on February 22, 2008
Yay, Albert!
Hey, marketing is marketing. For the product. Not Dave's tackle mahoozit.
Meanie, don't you have some snow to shovel?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:37 PM on February 22, 2008
Maybe it's really for Walter.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | 12:38 PM on February 22, 2008
LMAO, Chris!
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:40 PM on February 22, 2008
I think this is a perfect item for the Christmas Gift Guide.
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:43 PM on February 22, 2008
Or Chanukah....or Kwanzaa...or Boss's Day....or Arbor Day.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:45 PM on February 22, 2008
The video worked for me too. I hope Dave has that checked out too.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 12:48 PM on February 22, 2008
How long does it take to work? I know a few applications that work immediately.
Siouxie showed me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:52 PM on February 22, 2008
Just ask my first wife Annie. She founded the company.
Posted by: Doc Rick | 12:56 PM on February 22, 2008
Annie, you are correct. The "whack-a-weenie" technique works best. No need to take those pesky pills.
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:02 PM on February 22, 2008
Doc - I did. She says, "Hi!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 01:03 PM on February 22, 2008
video din work
Posted by: queensbee | 01:05 PM on February 22, 2008
BRILLIANT!! *applauds Annie*
Posted by: DeskDiva | 01:11 PM on February 22, 2008
BTW, cg - I'm thinking Mrs. Blog is gonna laugh heartily when she sees this, thus making the pills redundant.
Posted by: DeskDiva | 01:12 PM on February 22, 2008
the pointing and laughing technique works quite well too.
Posted by: wickedwitch | 01:14 PM on February 22, 2008
Not bad Annie, but this is a picture of one of her "moments" right before we separated. Got out just in time.
Posted by: Doc Rick | 01:16 PM on February 22, 2008
Whoa, Doc - Scare Club for Men.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 01:18 PM on February 22, 2008
Rick, was that the time when you forgot to put the seat down??
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:21 PM on February 22, 2008
Like the subject, the video was short-lived. Talk about anti-climactic!
Posted by: Semper Fidelis | 01:23 PM on February 22, 2008
No Siouxie, that was the time I mistakenly hung my key ring on her key ring hook by the front door. The good thing is she possesses a Florida drivers license these days. She's your, Dave, and judi's problem now. Good luck!
Posted by: Doc Rick | 01:26 PM on February 22, 2008
"Trying a new thing thanks to the fabulous Albert Franquiz (as long as it works)" - the s.b.
There are so many double entendres in that sentence, I don't know where to begin.
Posted by: Josh | 01:30 PM on February 22, 2008
Lovely. Another crazy I have to stay away from.
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:39 PM on February 22, 2008
Doc, when were you married to my former sister-in-law? BTW, that a very flattering pic of her.
Posted by: Texgal | 01:41 PM on February 22, 2008
Tosses an 's ^ to complete "that."
Posted by: Texgal | 01:44 PM on February 22, 2008
Dang it all. Another severe flare up of chronic premature postulation.
Posted by: Texgal | 01:45 PM on February 22, 2008
She probably scared the 's' out of you.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 01:49 PM on February 22, 2008
Tex, could have been. If she was from Waco and rode a broom that'd be her. *with apologies to all good witches everywhere*
Posted by: Doc Rick | 01:53 PM on February 22, 2008
Sooooooooo she was the wacko from Waco, eh??
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:55 PM on February 22, 2008
You'd *better* apologize, Doc...
Posted by: Piper Halliwell | 01:55 PM on February 22, 2008
Good witches do not ride brooms.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | 01:57 PM on February 22, 2008
But we're never ever making that mistake again, right, Doc?
*pinky shake*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 01:57 PM on February 22, 2008
Omg....tff!!! :)
Posted by: Lola | 01:58 PM on February 22, 2008
Yep! Met her a month before the Davidian thing cranked up Siouxie. Should have been a sign.
Posted by: Doc Rick | 01:59 PM on February 22, 2008
Lord I hope not Annie.
Posted by: Doc Rick | 02:00 PM on February 22, 2008
My wife-to-be, contrary to bridal tradition, asked that I come see the custom wedding dress that she was trying on for the first time. It was a very sparkly number. When she came out from the dressing room, she looked very Glindaesque, and I asked if she was a good witch or a bad witch.
My wife loved the line, but I believe the shop no longer permits males on the premises.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 02:06 PM on February 22, 2008
Rick - I think you're in good hands with the current Mrs. She puts up with yer shenanigans and still keeps ya. That's love. ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | 02:09 PM on February 22, 2008
Nah, Doc, but Beaumont's just as bad as wacko. I escaped from that colonoscopy target rich area just as soon as I could!
(Theme song to Deliverance starts to play.)
Posted by: Texgal | 02:15 PM on February 22, 2008
Snork @ Tex! The so called "Golden Triangle" is really high class ain't it?
Posted by: Doc Rick | 02:20 PM on February 22, 2008
Thank ya, Doc.
*Wipes off snork with sleeve, thus proving that exposure to the Golden Triangle is never completely eradicated, but fortunately is currently in remission.*
Yup, it is. A gang high colonic would create three ghost towns and clear out a bunch of anal piglets. The crown jewel of the piglets would have to be Vidor.
Posted by: Texgal | 02:37 PM on February 22, 2008
Well, Vidor will certainly never be confused with San Francisco Tex. Or for that matter, any other sane part of North America.
Posted by: Doc Rick | 03:02 PM on February 22, 2008
Tex, dear - you really need to call Hallmark for a job. Your delicate femininity is required for creating greeting card poetry. ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | 03:15 PM on February 22, 2008
OT--has anyone seen that plane about to crash land in Miami? Everyone say a little prayer for their safe landing.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 03:25 PM on February 22, 2008
I'm watching it too Wench and praying the pilots do their normal job of staying cool and getting her down in one piece.
Posted by: Doc Rick | 03:28 PM on February 22, 2008
HUH?? WHERE??
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:34 PM on February 22, 2008
CNN.c0m
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 03:38 PM on February 22, 2008
Ok..I'm watching. YIKES.
*sending prayers and good thoughts up there*
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:38 PM on February 22, 2008
It's also on CNN cable and FOX too.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 03:39 PM on February 22, 2008
Here we go...*prays*
Posted by: Doc Rick | 03:42 PM on February 22, 2008
Woo Hoooooo!!!!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 03:44 PM on February 22, 2008
Down safe. Sweet landing!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 03:45 PM on February 22, 2008
Touchdown! Thank God!
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 03:46 PM on February 22, 2008
Thats why those guys and gals get paid the big bucks. Good job by the pilots.
Posted by: Doc Rick | 03:46 PM on February 22, 2008
Pilots will not need colostomies this year. They're clean.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 03:46 PM on February 22, 2008
Colonoscopies for everyone!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 03:46 PM on February 22, 2008
THANK GAWD!! nice landing too.
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:47 PM on February 22, 2008
Aw, man, I can't take stuff like that! I've been watching it for half and hour and couldn't bring myself to watch the moment they landed. Thank god it was uneventful!
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 03:48 PM on February 22, 2008
Whoa, Blue...mental-colonic simul.
I guarantee it was free drinks for everyone on that flight. (I was in a similar situation years ago - flight attendants were saying, 'no, you NEED to have another drink.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 03:50 PM on February 22, 2008
*SMACKS* Meanie with the colonoscopy tube!!
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:50 PM on February 22, 2008
Hallelujah. And amen.
Posted by: DeskDiva | 03:52 PM on February 22, 2008
If your watching CNN right now I've seen the female anchor in her skivvies. She started in Waco at a station I worked at and she was a lousy drinker. She was dared to jump into an apartment swimming pool in January and actually did it. WKRP didn't have anything on our newsroom back in the day.
Posted by: Doc Rick | 03:53 PM on February 22, 2008
*opens the blog bar*
Virgin Mary pretzels and beer on the house!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:58 PM on February 22, 2008
*does happy pretzel and beer dance, bellies up to the bar*
Posted by: Doc Rick | 04:01 PM on February 22, 2008
Rick - I'm sure she'd be thrilled to know you're broadcasting that information. Apparently what happens in Houston...oh, never mind. ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | 04:03 PM on February 22, 2008
Here's your pretzel, Doc!
Oh, this is SO not spam, Mr. Bot!
Posted by: DeskDiva | 04:11 PM on February 22, 2008
One of these with my VM pretzel, please, Siouxie.
Hold the c-tube.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 04:15 PM on February 22, 2008
That doesn't much look like the Virgin Mary there, Meanie. Just sayin'.
Posted by: DeskDiva | 04:20 PM on February 22, 2008
Did you get a look at the return address? Maybe Dave sent it to himself. Sort of the ultimate ego inflater.
Posted by: Esther | 04:21 PM on February 22, 2008
VM's the pretzel, the St. is the beverage.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 04:22 PM on February 22, 2008
Airline pilots are extremely overpaid UNTIL something goes wrong.
Posted by: pogo | 04:32 PM on February 22, 2008
Ok, here's the important question for Doc: Thong or crotchless?
Thank you DD. That would be an excellent professional use of a theological studies MA. The seminary would be so proud of its cum laude (for real) grad.
Am very happy that the landing was happy.
Posted by: Texgal | 04:35 PM on February 22, 2008
I never think they're overpaid, pogo. My cuz is a pilot for ATA and he's bloody good at it.
Speaking of which, I never asked him about ferrying Hillary around a few weeks ago. The family has had other things to think about since then, but maybe enough junk has died down to ask him about it. :-D
Posted by: DeskDiva | 04:36 PM on February 22, 2008
Tex - what sem? I'd actually love to go, but the LCMS frowns on women in the pulpit.
Posted by: DeskDiva | 04:37 PM on February 22, 2008
DD's pretzel guy reminded me of Duke, my husband's Britany Spaniel and champion oral chicken choker.
Posted by: Texgal | 04:49 PM on February 22, 2008
I'm sure they'd prefer to remain anonymous, especially considering some of my posts.
Posted by: Texgal | 04:51 PM on February 22, 2008
LOL, Tex. Not a problem. :)
Posted by: DeskDiva | 04:53 PM on February 22, 2008
Tex, we're all going to heck-in-a-handbasket anyway. Might as well fess up.
Posted by: Doc Rick | 04:57 PM on February 22, 2008
stattenf - send it attn: judi smith % The Herald. She'll make sure he gets it. Thanks for the coupon. Maybe you would consider selling a similar product- the Cranio-penis-reduction pill - for dickheads. I know the perfect recipient!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 05:12 PM on February 17, 2008
Why, who could you mean?
Posted by: bitter | 05:02 PM on February 22, 2008
Are you Mr. Where-but-here ???
Posted by: Telecomdropout | 05:03 PM on February 22, 2008
Houston Graduate School of Theology, but you didn't hear it from me.
Posted by: Texgal | 05:04 PM on February 22, 2008
I'm sorry, Tex - what'd you say? *winkywinky*
Posted by: DeskDiva | 05:09 PM on February 22, 2008
Hey, maybe this guy could also sell a Cranio-Rectal Inversion Reversion Kit™ too! :-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | 05:12 PM on February 22, 2008
I SHOULD have said, are you Mr. EX-Where-but-here ??
Posted by: Telecomdropout | 05:15 PM on February 22, 2008
DD, strange as it seems, I got out of the pulpit and organized religion less than four months after receiving my degree. Guess it was a case of getting too close to the subject. Also seeing the way too many "religious" individuals distort scripture to suit their personal ambitions. Like I said a few days ago, I really am a "born again heretic" in many eyes of a lot of folks.
Posted by: Texgal | 05:20 PM on February 22, 2008
God ain't "a lot of folks" is all I have to say about that.
Posted by: DeskDiva | 05:23 PM on February 22, 2008
Dang it -- another bout of premature postulation. Guess I need to start wear latex gloves for protection.
Make that: Like I said a few days ago, I really am a "born again heretic" in THE eyes of MANY folks.
Posted by: Texgal | 05:25 PM on February 22, 2008
Tosses up ^ "ing" to make WEARING.
Bad, bad outbreak!
Posted by: Texgal | 05:27 PM on February 22, 2008
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!
Posted by: Keyboard Gremlin | 05:49 PM on February 22, 2008
*zips in*™
judi, has Dave opened the *ahem* package yet? Do we get to see a pic of what's inside?
Posted by: Eleanor | 09:14 PM on February 22, 2008
Me, too. I wanna know. Us west-coasters *need* to know.
Also, does it work? *ahem*
Posted by: ScottMGS | 01:23 AM on February 23, 2008
*winks* @ ScottMGS.
Posted by: DeskDiva | 02:20 AM on February 24, 2008
