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Trying a new thing thanks to the fabulous Albert Franquiz (as long as it works)

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[Meanie the Blue]

Do not open with box cutter (har!).

[Wench Lizzy]

The video didn't come through for me! What was it?

[Texgal]

Popping the top already? Must be happy hour somewhere.

[Meanie the Blue]

It was package (har!), about the size of a basketball, prominently labeled "Pen!sReductionPills.c0m"

[SW]

No vid for me either. Who's seksy voice is that?

[Punkin]

There is nothing I can say here that won't get me kicked off the blog.

[judi]

yes, we are known for kicking people off the blog.

[Meanie the Blue]

And it's in Dave's inbox (har!, again).

The dulcet tones belong, I believe, to one stealth blogerette.

[Wench Lizzy]

Thanks Meanie! I had no idea Dave was suffering from that.

[Larry Martell]

It crashes my browser (firefox) when I click on it.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Um...remember the guy who had this site posted on this blog asking how to get some of his product to Dave? I kinda replied to him.

[Siouxie]

Stevie, that sexy voice belongs to the lovely s.b.

[gjd]

♪ Oooh, Annie's gonna be in trouble. ;-) ♫

[Doc Rick™]

Speaking of people getting kicked off the blog. Nice knowing ya Annie. ;)

[Steve Haller]

If you check out the comments after the Feb 16 post "Attention Manly Men of the Masculine Kind" your questions will be answered.

Yeah, I know, no one likes a snitch...

[crossgirl]

lucky mrs. blog.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Snitch. :p

[Siouxie]

It's been swell knowing you, Annie.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Sigh. No sense of humor. Sheesh.

[Siouxie]

stattenf - send it attn: judi smith % The Herald. She'll make sure he gets it. Thanks for the coupon. Maybe you would consider selling a similar product- the Cranio-penis-reduction pill - for dickheads. I know the perfect recipient!

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 05:12 PM on February 17, 2008

[Annie Where-but-here]

I'm a sucker for a coupon. Thanks for reposting that, Siouxie. Amiga mia.

[Dr. Doug]

No video seen. Not much in the way of audio either.

[Meanie the Blue]

I'd get a large batch of cookies on its way to Miami, pronto, Annie.

[Doc Rick]

Meanie, your assuming she can bake. *ducks*

[Meanie the Blue]

Don't you fear, just cuz you're toast, my dear.

[Siouxie]

Anytime, amiga!

Rick, she can SO bake and I have SO tasted her deeeelish decadent cookies!

[Siouxie]

YAY! it worked, judi. (thanks fabulous Albert!)

[snif]

I didn't think it would be in such a large box...what a scream!!!

[crossgirl]

so is the fabulous albert the one who sent the care package? or the one who fixed the video so we can see?

[Punkin]

Judi - you mean there hasn't been anyone kicked off the blog yet.

BUTT, if there was ever a topic that could produce the most offensive comment, Dave's ginormous penis would be it.

*gets distracted by something shiney and wisely follows it*

[Annie Where-but-here]

Yay, Albert!
Hey, marketing is marketing. For the product. Not Dave's tackle mahoozit.

Meanie, don't you have some snow to shovel?

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Maybe it's really for Walter.

[Siouxie]

LMAO, Chris!

[Siouxie]

I think this is a perfect item for the Christmas Gift Guide.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Or Chanukah....or Kwanzaa...or Boss's Day....or Arbor Day.

[Wench Lizzy]

The video worked for me too. I hope Dave has that checked out too.

[Annie Where-but-here]

How long does it take to work? I know a few applications that work immediately.

Siouxie showed me.

[Doc Rick]

Just ask my first wife Annie. She founded the company.

[Siouxie]

Annie, you are correct. The "whack-a-weenie" technique works best. No need to take those pesky pills.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Doc - I did. She says, "Hi!"

[queensbee]

video din work

[DeskDiva]

BRILLIANT!! *applauds Annie*

[DeskDiva]

BTW, cg - I'm thinking Mrs. Blog is gonna laugh heartily when she sees this, thus making the pills redundant.

[wickedwitch]

the pointing and laughing technique works quite well too.

[Doc Rick]

Not bad Annie, but this is a picture of one of her "moments" right before we separated. Got out just in time.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Whoa, Doc - Scare Club for Men.

[Siouxie]

Rick, was that the time when you forgot to put the seat down??

[Semper Fidelis]

Like the subject, the video was short-lived. Talk about anti-climactic!

[Doc Rick]

No Siouxie, that was the time I mistakenly hung my key ring on her key ring hook by the front door. The good thing is she possesses a Florida drivers license these days. She's your, Dave, and judi's problem now. Good luck!

[Josh]

"Trying a new thing thanks to the fabulous Albert Franquiz (as long as it works)" - the s.b.

There are so many double entendres in that sentence, I don't know where to begin.

[Siouxie]

Lovely. Another crazy I have to stay away from.

[Texgal]

Doc, when were you married to my former sister-in-law? BTW, that a very flattering pic of her.

[Texgal]

Tosses an 's ^ to complete "that."

[Texgal]

Dang it all. Another severe flare up of chronic premature postulation.

[Annie Where-but-here]

She probably scared the 's' out of you.

[Doc Rick]

Tex, could have been. If she was from Waco and rode a broom that'd be her. *with apologies to all good witches everywhere*

[Siouxie]

Sooooooooo she was the wacko from Waco, eh??

[Piper Halliwell]

You'd *better* apologize, Doc...

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Good witches do not ride brooms.

[Annie Where-but-here]

But we're never ever making that mistake again, right, Doc?
*pinky shake*

[Lola]

Omg....tff!!! :)

[Doc Rick]

Yep! Met her a month before the Davidian thing cranked up Siouxie. Should have been a sign.

[Doc Rick]

Lord I hope not Annie.

[Meanie the Blue]

My wife-to-be, contrary to bridal tradition, asked that I come see the custom wedding dress that she was trying on for the first time. It was a very sparkly number. When she came out from the dressing room, she looked very Glindaesque, and I asked if she was a good witch or a bad witch.

My wife loved the line, but I believe the shop no longer permits males on the premises.

[DeskDiva]

Rick - I think you're in good hands with the current Mrs. She puts up with yer shenanigans and still keeps ya. That's love. ;-)

[Texgal]

Nah, Doc, but Beaumont's just as bad as wacko. I escaped from that colonoscopy target rich area just as soon as I could!

(Theme song to Deliverance starts to play.)

[Doc Rick]

Snork @ Tex! The so called "Golden Triangle" is really high class ain't it?

[Texgal]

Thank ya, Doc.

*Wipes off snork with sleeve, thus proving that exposure to the Golden Triangle is never completely eradicated, but fortunately is currently in remission.*

Yup, it is. A gang high colonic would create three ghost towns and clear out a bunch of anal piglets. The crown jewel of the piglets would have to be Vidor.

[Doc Rick]

Well, Vidor will certainly never be confused with San Francisco Tex. Or for that matter, any other sane part of North America.

[DeskDiva]

Tex, dear - you really need to call Hallmark for a job. Your delicate femininity is required for creating greeting card poetry. ;-)

[Wench Lizzy]

OT--has anyone seen that plane about to crash land in Miami? Everyone say a little prayer for their safe landing.

[Doc Rick]

I'm watching it too Wench and praying the pilots do their normal job of staying cool and getting her down in one piece.

[Siouxie]

HUH?? WHERE??

[Meanie the Blue]

CNN.c0m

[Siouxie]

Ok..I'm watching. YIKES.

*sending prayers and good thoughts up there*

[Wench Lizzy]

It's also on CNN cable and FOX too.

[Doc Rick]

Here we go...*prays*

[Meanie the Blue]

Woo Hoooooo!!!!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Down safe. Sweet landing!

[Wench Lizzy]

Touchdown! Thank God!

[Doc Rick]

Thats why those guys and gals get paid the big bucks. Good job by the pilots.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Pilots will not need colostomies this year. They're clean.

[Meanie the Blue]

Colonoscopies for everyone!

[Siouxie]

THANK GAWD!! nice landing too.

[Wench Lizzy]

Aw, man, I can't take stuff like that! I've been watching it for half and hour and couldn't bring myself to watch the moment they landed. Thank god it was uneventful!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Whoa, Blue...mental-colonic simul.

I guarantee it was free drinks for everyone on that flight. (I was in a similar situation years ago - flight attendants were saying, 'no, you NEED to have another drink.'

[Siouxie]

*SMACKS* Meanie with the colonoscopy tube!!

[DeskDiva]

Hallelujah. And amen.

[Doc Rick]

If your watching CNN right now I've seen the female anchor in her skivvies. She started in Waco at a station I worked at and she was a lousy drinker. She was dared to jump into an apartment swimming pool in January and actually did it. WKRP didn't have anything on our newsroom back in the day.

[Siouxie]

*opens the blog bar*

Virgin Mary pretzels and beer on the house!!!

[Doc Rick]

*does happy pretzel and beer dance, bellies up to the bar*

[DeskDiva]

Rick - I'm sure she'd be thrilled to know you're broadcasting that information. Apparently what happens in Houston...oh, never mind. ;-)

[DeskDiva]

Here's your pretzel, Doc!

Oh, this is SO not spam, Mr. Bot!

[Meanie the Blue]

One of these with my VM pretzel, please, Siouxie.

Hold the c-tube.

[DeskDiva]

That doesn't much look like the Virgin Mary there, Meanie. Just sayin'.

[Esther]

Did you get a look at the return address? Maybe Dave sent it to himself. Sort of the ultimate ego inflater.

[Meanie the Blue]

VM's the pretzel, the St. is the beverage.

[pogo]

Airline pilots are extremely overpaid UNTIL something goes wrong.

[Texgal]

Ok, here's the important question for Doc: Thong or crotchless?

Thank you DD. That would be an excellent professional use of a theological studies MA. The seminary would be so proud of its cum laude (for real) grad.

Am very happy that the landing was happy.

[DeskDiva]

I never think they're overpaid, pogo. My cuz is a pilot for ATA and he's bloody good at it.

Speaking of which, I never asked him about ferrying Hillary around a few weeks ago. The family has had other things to think about since then, but maybe enough junk has died down to ask him about it. :-D