RELIGION UPDATE

Joy to the world.

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(Thanks to Jeff Matthews)

Comments

[RedRat]

"She and her husband went looking for marital aids, and found that Internet searches for products as tame as massage oil led to sites with pornographic images. "I was really surprised that it was that bad," she says."
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Duh? Bad? I certainly would expect that, isn't that all part of the game--so to speak.

[julianabeck]

What? No videos?

[Meditrina]

Big Ol' Texas Sized Snork @ Doc and Texgal.

[Eleanor]

Wench, if I ever find a cure I'll let you know and you do the same. I love downloading pics from the internets for various things,and to have them all be in the screen saver is mucho annoying. I even deleted one but it's still in the rotation.
And because of other problems I'm having I've been talking to Dell in India and they've taken control of the laptop where they can see everything,so i'm careful where I'm clicking these days.

[Meditrina]

El, have you seen the movie, "Because I Tole You So?" If you haven't... rent it. The mental image you just painted is apropos.

[Eleanor]

Med, I just looked on imdb.com for a movie with that name and didn't see anything.
Are you talking about the one with Diane Keaton?

[Meditrina]

yep. There is a scene where she is calling for tech support because she has gotten "trapped" on a porn site. Hilarious.

[Wench Lizzy]

Eleanor, have fun with the Dell customer service! Gaa! Some guy in India even spelled what he was saying and I was still clueless. Could just be me though. I will definitely let you know if I get it figured out!

[Just Ducky]

*flaps in for a moment*

Best of luck, fellow Vista victims users. Please let me know if anyone receives useful information about this nightmare latest Windows operating system.

Med! You survived the estrofest! How'd it go?

[Meditrina]

Thanks, Ducky.

Honestly, it was better than I ever imagined. The movie was 3D and it was COOL. I enjoyed it. They giggled, screeched, talked like they were on the autobahn doing coke, painted nails, drew on the walls (a chalkboard wall in Minime's room) and ate more food than I thought was possible!

Today, driving the girls home, one of them said, "See, I told you this would be the best party of the year!"

SCORE! And minime has lost her voice from overuse. Tragic.

[Just Ducky]

Oh, Med, I'm so sorry for her. And you.

*Snork*

Great simile, btw. And you get a gold star for the whole year for putting on (& up with) THAT party!

[Eleanor]

That's great, Med! And about the party too. heh heh

I saw that movie Med, but I wasn't in Dell nightmare hell at the time, so it didn't resonate. I'll have to watch it again.

And yes, they do spell a lot of stuff out and it's always "i for india". And they apologize a lot. the guy on saturday asked me what time it was here and i told him and he said it would be fixed at "X" time, which was 20 minutes later. At 22 minutes it wasn't fixed and he brought it up and apologized.

[AlbuqurkeyTurque]

I guess that jelly ring isn't for bagels.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Butt it's kosher.

[Eleanor]

All the best jelly rings are.

[Doc Rick]

Ok, what'd I miss. Let the step-daughter take the interweb for a spin for a couple of hours. Oh, you guys were talking about Hannah Montana. I doubt I've missed much. *Billy Ray procreating doesn't look so bad if you had stock in his daughter's company right about now does it?*

[Doc Rick]

Oh crap, back to jelly rings...never mind.

[slyeyes]

Off topic --- did anyone watch CSI: Miami tonight? What's with the "Bullet Points?" They reminded me of Pop Up Videos -- only more annoying.

[AlbuqurkeyTurque]

Ok, with batteries that makes things jiggle. Now where is the sense in that when jelly will absorb the jiggles. I'm just thinking.

[Doc Rick]

I missed CSI tonight. Our can opener met an unexpected death with the floor thanks to the Mrs. Since it was mine from 1997, I was sent to buy the replacement and thus spent a full hour and a half at Wal-Mart looking at everything except can openers. I nearly bought pruning shears. We don't have shrubs. The lesson, as always, make sure the spouse is with you when your on an errand to a retail store.

[Who]

Doc, in penance for the Manilow Infliction, I will tell you (in all sincerity) that your last post was a perfect channeling of His Daveness. Outstanding! I'm laughing like an idiot. But, that's nothing new....

[slyeyes]

*pictures Doc Rick opening a can with pruning shears*

[Doc Rick]

Hey, life happens and I report. Funnier yet was that I just realized that my step-daughter apparently downloaded the Abbot and Costello routine about "Who's on First". The wife and I made a passing joke about it regarding something else and she downloaded it, loved it, and sent it to all of her friends. I don't know whether to laugh or cry or both. God bless teenagers.

[DeskDiva]

Sheesh. THIS is why I have to make sure I change my name back.

And, yes, that's hilarious. :-) I used to love that sketch.

[shell]

Ahh......a deviation on that path straight to hell. What a load off my mi....acckk!

[Siouxie]

*zipping™* in

Home safe and sound. Flight from HELL, but we're HOME!! Missed you all and will be back to blogging tomorrow.

*zips™* out

Work comes too early in the morning.

[SW]

"All the best jelly rings are [kosher]."

You go, el! Ha ha ha ha

It's devices like these that made me a believer in the second coming.

(And I can't believe in 140 posts no one has beat me to that one).

[wingpup]

Tech Update

Anyone try just changing their screensaver?
Right click on desktop. Choose "personalization".
Click on "screen saver". Choose something other than "photos" and click ok or apply.

/end Tech Update

[Texgal]

SW, if you're very lucky (or very skilled), a third.

Things that jiggle are why batteries were invented. Of course, things with a plug are nice, too.

[Adam, formerly of Eden]

Don't you people ever learn?

[DeskDiva, a singer]

*turkey sandwich snork* @ Adam!!

[Eleanor]

But I want my own pics, wingpup, not the ones thaat came with the laptop.

[wingpup]

Ok El, choose photos and click on settings. You can choose what folder it takes pictures from.

[Eleanor]

ok, wing. I did that. Didn't work. REasON IS because when I did the 'browse' thing and chose the screen was too long and the 'apply' or OK didn't show. I tried to make the taskbar disappear with the 2 arrow thingy,but it wouldn't move.
i'm done for the night. Thanks though for your help.:)

[wingpup]

El, click on the top of the window and drag it up.

[Vibrating Panties]

"But I want my own pics, wingpup, not the ones thaat came with the laptop."

Open the picture up in the microsoft photo viewer, then left click on it, and it should give you the option to set it as the background.