RELIGION UPDATE

Joy to the world.

Website here.

(Thanks to Jeff Matthews)

Comments

[Not my usual alias]

I think a lot of folks would spend a lot more time in "prayer for direction" with this object as a focus.

[Dr. Doug]

Sex is good and we Christians need to enjoy life too (don't tell the Baptists please!)

[raymond babbitt]

"I am black, but rechargable..."

[jon]

Now we know why they're yelling. "Oh, God!" over & over.... .

[estrogen centrale]

Oh swell, PG rated sex toys. What's next?

[jon]

"Sex toys as a Christian ministry"...
Does that mean we should offer to share with the Mormons when they come around?

[Annie Where-but-here]

WWJD?

[jon]

or, WWJU (use)

[Annie Where-but-here]

We pray about things before we add them to our site...
Market research and a test drive helps, too.

[DeskDiva]

LOL, Dr. Doug. And may I say, "Amen"?

[Morgana]

Hmmm... the site was prohibited. Should have read the story first!

[lilrascal]

Speaking of Joy to the World, what ever happened to the cocaine-riddled lead singerof Three Dog night? Jerimiah was a bullfrog in your dreams.

[Wench Lizzy]

Christian Sex Toys WNotBAGNFAChristianRB.

[Merri Lee]

I wonder if crossgirl makes dildo crucifixes....

[Mot the Hoople]

Conservative sex aids just sounds like an oxymoron to me.

[Wench Lizzy]

Brilliant, lil.

[Merri Lee]

Joy to the world! The Lord is co-

Never mind.

[Wench Lizzy]

This thread is courting the fuh-lames of hell I tell ya!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Wench - yeah, ain't it great?
Be fruitful and multiply...and charge $4.60 for shipping.

[Wench Lizzy]

I think they misspelled the "shipping" though. I think it was meant to say "$4.60 for whipping".

[Meditrina]

Uh, the Do Not Disturb kit caught my eye. Bonds and bondage of your vows, complete with a Do Not Disturb sign for the door.

Dot: "What is that noise coming from Mom and Dad's room?
Son: "Dunno, but the sign sez....."
Dot: "Yeah, they must be prayin' again. Mom keeps calling out to God."

[Doc Rick]

*holds up lightning rod...waits for the inevitable*

[Annie Where-but-here]

My 11-year-old was reading the comics the other day and asked me what 'lingerie' was. I said it was 'underwear.' The cartoon was about edible lingerie. "What would anyone want that?" he asked increduously.

"Well, maybe if people are in love..." I stammered.

"With underwear?!?" he grimaced.

[Betsy]

Gather unto you many Turbo Jelly Eggs, saith He, adding "Batteries extra."

[marva637]

what a blessing!
...and a new meaning for 'what would Jesus do?'....

[sthnbelle]

Umm, Annie, what cartoons are your kids reading?

[Wench Lizzy]

LOL, Annie. I would be glad to know my eleven year old son still had childlike things to think about.

[marva637]

oops ... I see belatedly that Annie + Jon beat me on the WWJD/WWJUse theme; of course, what would he do after blessing edible body paint? Change it into water?

[Annie Where-but-here]

"Do not disturb. God said so."

sthnbelle - really a normal one, like Pearls Before Swine or something. I couldn't believe it either.

[pogo]

I notice they have "remote vibrating panties". I gotta ask where the batteries go.

[sthnbelle]

hooboy - must have been one during the week - I only subscribe to the Sunday paper, and the boy grabs the comics first thing....I'm SURE I would have had similar questions from him.

[Wench Lizzy]

Does anyone remember that Far Side cartoon that said "Hellfire and Dalmations" and it had a dalmation dog talking to his doggie congregation saying "And he said unto them, bad dogs! No, no!"? This thread reminded me of that for some reason. That guy just had a way with cartoons.

[jon]

The remote vibrating panties must be for use in the pews...

[Wench Lizzy]

I didn't click on any of the pictures because for some reason my new computer keeps lifting pictures off of websites and displaying them in a rotating fashion. I already have some strange pics from a website I visited off here and I really don't want to have Rotating Christian Dildos (which WouldBAGNFAchristianRB) on my computer screen. Please don't try to tell me how to fix it. You will only make things worse.

[estrogen centrale]

Oh Jon *major snork*

As Sioux isn't here, I'll be going by her place this evening. Hope she left the handbasket out back, because we all need to be jumpin' in.

[Annie Where-but-here]

sthnbelle - I told him he was lucky I only made him eat his vegetables.

[Rosie]

*exits thread before lightening strikes*

[Annie Where-but-here]

pogo - re: those remote vibe panties - keep them away from the garage door opener.
Siouxie told me.

[Texgal]

Bless me, bless me, I've been given a sign. Sitting on the pew, vibrated into the throes of religious ecstasy. Now that's what I call a passion play.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Snork @ Texgal for passion play. You may have just won a ticket to Hades. Congrats!

[Meditrina]

NMUA: Focus West and South. ;-D

[Afkat]

Uh Oh....looks like Someone's not amused

[mudstuffin]

okay, feeling like a complete elmer fudd. i looked at a couple of pages of stuff there and didn't know what some of them were supposed to do. hope i don't need one soon.

[Annie Where-but-here]

mud - you need to reach out and ask for guidance.

[fivver]

Gads, an hour and a half and no one's broken out into "Oh, come all ye faithful!"

[Texgal]

Thanks Annie. My former fellow students at an unnamed Texas seminary would definitely agree with you. I sh!t you not, I've really got a MA in Theological Studies. Guess that makes me a born-again heretic.

[Doc Rick]

Good point fivver. But again with the whole "holding an antenna up" thing I stated earlier.

[Doc Rick]

Tex, you didn't attend Baylor did you?

[Texgal]

Fivver, I think the word may be spelled incorrectly.

[fivver]

Texgal, just wanted to get it past the bot.

[Texgal]

No Doc, I would have been stoned to death in Wacko.

[Meditrina]

Fivver, much less:

Swing low Sweet Chariot
How Great Thou Art
Holy! Holy! Holy! Lord God Almighty
Were You There

[Texgal]

Pesky bot!!!!!

[DeskDiva]

Now WHAT would Wyo think of y'all?! Tsk. ;-)

[Annie Where-but-here]

Amazing Grace. Especially when's she's wearing something from that site.

[God]

SHAZAM!!!!

*releases sizzling lightning bolt at Blog. all that remains are shards of Walter and his wacky wardrobe.*

[Doc Rick]

I've gotten so good at ducking from the blogettes and the various forms of torture involving machetes, hot wax, and high heels to the cornea that I'm not worried about God taking a shot at me. Bring it on Big Fella, ya got nothing on Siouxie.

[Texgal]

Afkat, thanks for the link. Probably happened while a televangelist was exhorting the 'faithful' . . .

[Afkat]

*ahem* psssttttt...God, your aim was a little off...see my post at 4:43.

Kind of ironic, huh?

[estrogen centrale]

*moves away from Doc R*

[Annie Where-but-here]

For heifer and heifer, Amen.

[Doc Rick]

EC, he still owes me for tolerating the 1st wife for 2 years. I'm safe...I think. *ducks*

[estrogen centrale]

Doc, that's okay. I still would prefer to stand way over her. Thanks, just the same...

[estrogen centrale]

Doc, that's okay. I still would prefer to stand way over here. Thanks, just the same...

[estrogen centrale]

Sorry 'bout the double post.

[DeskDiva]

*sacredsnork* @ fivver

You're goin' to hell for that, Mister!! ;-D

[Texgal]

Doc, have they been threatening you with a Brazilian?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Doc - yeah, she owes you for that 1st aberration of a wife. Which is why she sent me into your life. Har.

[Meditrina]

Sweet Jesus! 69!

[estrogen centrale]

Oh man, just when it's gettin' good, I have to leave. TTFN, folks.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Lawdy, Lawdy - come thru da roof and I'll pay for da shingles!

[DeskDiva]

See ya, ec! :)

[Doc Rick]

*snorks up a perfectly good beer all over his keyboard*

Good point Annie! Tex, I haven't seen a Brazilian in...never mind.

[Eleanor]

Wench,I'm having the same problem with my new laptop, putting pics in a slide show screen saver rotation. I even learned how to make a different folder but it didn't help. Do you have Vista?

[Kathybear]

Dang. I went to the site and I, being the born again Christian that I am, could not even begin to figure out what some of the stuff was for. But it certainly did look interesting....

[Annie Where-but-here]

What a coincidence - why, I, too, have a beer. Hence the blatant, sporadic, inflammatory postings and frubjous abuse of extraneous adjectives.

[DeskDiva]

Here ya go, Doc - a little Brazilian for ya. ;-)

[Doc Rick]

You survived a day full of boys yesterday Annie. Enjoy the moment of serenity. *such as it is with boys*

[Doc Rick]

*tempted to look at Diva's link but frightened as well...*

[Doc Rick]

Ok, not as bad as I thought. Dang, I actually miss Siouxie's trap links. When is she due back in blogland anyway?

[Annie Where-but-here]

In the spirit of a true Barry fan, Siouxie is currently stuck at LaGuardia. Her flight home is delayed. IANMTU.

[Elon Weintraub]

Why would it be delayed, Annie? The weather seems normal enough.

[DeskDiva]

Oh, come on, Rick. You KNOW I don't do trap links.

*runs to evening group*

[Elon Weintraub]

Why would it be delayed, Annie? The weather seems normal enough.

[DeskDiva]

Er, that should be *runs to evening group therapy cuz clearly I need it.*

[Doc Rick]

Sadly, I clicked on the Manilow link knowing it was going to be pure evil. Shame on you Diva! You should know better. ;)

[pogo]

"Born Again Heretic" - great line. Tex, I'm gonna have to steal that for use with my Presbyterian minister brother.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Elon - for you, I asked her. She doesn't know, although she says the weather is 'crappy.'
(It's raining at close to freezing - could be an icing issue.)

[Annie Where-but-here]

BOT - this site has condoms...last time I checked with my priest/Yahweh spokesperson/religious pundit, these were a no-no. Hmmm....

[pogo]

Annie, it depends upon which Deity you subscribe to. Having been raised an "Armed Forces Methodist" (Mom drug us kids to church when Dad was on active duty on Sunday), I don't think there was a proscription against That Which Causes Us Not To Reproduce As Catholics Do.

[Doc Rick]

I would agree Annie. I don't remember any part of the Methodist doctrine saying condoms were ok. Must be a Scientology couple running the site. *ducks from the wrath of T.Cruise and J.Trevolta*

[Annie Where-but-here]

We're were raised with the Catholic rhythm method. There are four of us...with no sense of rhythm.

[Annie Where-but-here]

..or spelling, for that matter.

[Doc Rick]

Ok, if 2 posts show up randomly tonight with a link to a product on the mentioned website ignore it. Honestly, the bot has never treated me this bad. Maybe I should take back my cracks about God and the 1st wife...NAH!!!

[pogo]

But Doc, (my real name is also Rick) I don't remember the minister ever mentioning condoms in any of his sermons.

[Steve Haller]

Can't have condoms if you're gonna have all that begatting ...

[Wench Lizzy]

Eleanor, yes I do have Vista! That's exactly my problem! I right clicked on the picture thing and went down to remove and clicked that and it's not on my desktop anymore, but I suspect it's still loading those pictures somewhere. I think Bill Gates is somewhere laughing at this.

[Texgal]

To balloon or not to balloon, that is the question. Aw, Pogo, just do it!

[Texgal]

Sex toy ministry should probably be part of outreach.

[RedRat]

"She and her husband went looking for marital aids, and found that Internet searches for products as tame as massage oil led to sites with pornographic images. "I was really surprised that it was that bad," she says."
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Duh? Bad? I certainly would expect that, isn't that all part of the game--so to speak.