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February 06, 2008

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR...

Refrigerated Tortoise!

(Thanks to W von Papineau)

Comments

Leftovers beware!

If I have to make room in the fridge for tortises, where will I keep the dismembered bodies leftovers?

Ok seriously, if my tortoise has woken from hibernation early, why would I send him outside? He has a litter box anyway. Apparently in the EU they don't enjoy the level of common sense we have in the United States

...and the so-called United Nations does NOTHING.

Wonder if that'd work for a certain teenager I know.

Wife: "I'm home, honey. Did you make yourself dinner?"

Husband: "Yeah, but that chicken pot pie you had in the freezer sure was tough."

Ellie... how many people, exactly, has your tortoise dismembered!?!

let me get this straight....the cold may kill the early risers so we're gonna put them in the fridge so they'll be safe. mmmhmmm. of course!

Our tortoises are now pissed off because they feel gypped. It never gets cold enough for them to hibernate and they have to stay awake all year round.

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