'PEOPLE REMOVED THEIR HEADS'
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February 26, 2008
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"Burking in Paris" WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Mitch Connor | February 26, 2008 at 09:49 AM
"every newspaper proprietor has blown in his hands today".
I hate it when that happens.
Posted by: Howard from Broward | February 26, 2008 at 09:49 AM
Is Burking in Paris even legal?
Does it cause France to surr....
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 26, 2008 at 09:49 AM
"Burking in Paris," at a theater near you.
Posted by: Texgal | February 26, 2008 at 09:50 AM
God shave the Queen!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2008 at 09:51 AM
Snork at the Meanie!
Posted by: Texgal | February 26, 2008 at 09:52 AM
...or WBAGNFA sequel to a certain video starring a certain hotel heiress.
Posted by: Mitch Connor | February 26, 2008 at 09:52 AM
As if the Queen didn't have enough trouble already ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 26, 2008 at 09:52 AM
Paris is burking?? Don't tell the army.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 26, 2008 at 10:01 AM
Is Paris burking?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2008 at 10:02 AM
Is she is, there's a cream for that.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 26, 2008 at 10:22 AM
"Frank Lee, I fear, don't live in a dam."
Posted by: insomniac | February 26, 2008 at 10:45 AM
*SNORK!*@ Insom.
I'm gonna make him an otter he can't reuse.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2008 at 10:48 AM
"Badgers?, We don't feed no steenking badgers?"
Posted by: insomniac | February 26, 2008 at 10:54 AM
We are not a muse.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 26, 2008 at 11:11 AM
"Show me on Monday!"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2008 at 11:14 AM
"You had me on the floor."
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 11:16 AM
"War is swell."
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 11:17 AM
"You can't HAMMER the tooth!"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2008 at 11:17 AM
"They may take our knives, but they'll never take our edam!"
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 11:18 AM
"They call me Mr. Pibb"
Posted by: cowhand214 | February 26, 2008 at 11:19 AM
"I have a feeling we're not in canvass anymore."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2008 at 11:19 AM
OK, that last one was really cheesy....
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 11:19 AM
"Pound up the usual rustics!"
Posted by: cowhand214 | February 26, 2008 at 11:21 AM
"We'll always have parrots."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2008 at 11:22 AM
"Got ahead, maid by day"
Posted by: Siouxie | February 26, 2008 at 11:23 AM
"Bong. Jane's bong."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2008 at 11:24 AM
*waves at cowhand*
"I think this is the big inning of a baseball friendship."
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 11:26 AM
"Here's hooking a new squid."
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 11:27 AM
You people are scaring me.
Posted by: Emily Litella | February 26, 2008 at 11:27 AM
"Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But soon, and with the rest of your wives."
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 26, 2008 at 11:29 AM
*waves at DeskDiva$
"Cakes! Why'd it have to be cakes?"
"Ricketts please!"
Posted by: cowhand214 | February 26, 2008 at 11:30 AM
"Luke, I am your flogger."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2008 at 11:30 AM
"...and your little blog, too!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 26, 2008 at 11:30 AM
"Houston, we have a pablum."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2008 at 11:33 AM
"Rub, Forrest, rub!"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2008 at 11:34 AM
"I'll have who she's having."
"Africa, Africa!!!"
"You know how to Hustle, don't you? Just put your hips together and go!"
Posted by: insomniac | February 26, 2008 at 11:37 AM
"But I've got a BoB to do, too. What I'm giving, you can't swallow. What I've got to spew, you can't be any tart of. Ilsa, I'm so good at being mobile, but it doesn't fake lunch you agree that the problems of we
midgetslittle people don't amount to a spill of seeds in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... You’re hooking for two quid."Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 11:37 AM
Hears looking at ewe, kid.
Posted by: Texgal | February 26, 2008 at 11:38 AM
"It rubs the lotion on my hose or else it gets the skin again."
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 26, 2008 at 11:40 AM
"It's a blister! It's a blister!"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2008 at 11:40 AM
*snork* @ "When Harry Laid Sally"
"Slay him again, (Son of) Sam."
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 11:41 AM
Leave the gum, take the frijoles.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 26, 2008 at 11:41 AM
"I have always relied on the kindness of strange nerds."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 26, 2008 at 11:41 AM
Snort @ 11:37 insom, and tanks for thee job type.
Posted by: Texgal | February 26, 2008 at 11:41 AM
"It's a toaster! It's a toaster!"
(that one really happened in a high school production)
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 11:43 AM
"Yippee ki-yi-yay, Mother Hubbard!"
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 11:44 AM
"Say 'jello' to my leetle flan!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 26, 2008 at 11:44 AM
I'm mad at Bill and I'm not going to take him anywhere!
Posted by: HRC | February 26, 2008 at 11:45 AM
"I'm an egg salad diver."
Posted by: Texgal | February 26, 2008 at 11:45 AM
"What we have hear is a trailer of communion cake."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 26, 2008 at 11:46 AM
*smork* @ Texgal & Layzeeboy!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 26, 2008 at 11:47 AM
"E.T, phone Nome."
"Past a barista, baby."
Posted by: insomniac | February 26, 2008 at 11:48 AM
"I'm ready for my clothes up."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 26, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Spank it, my dear, I won't give a hand!
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 26, 2008 at 11:48 AM
ROFLMFAO @ Layzee!! OMG, that's the best one yet!!
"Do you feel Ducky, hunk?"
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 11:49 AM
I have a feeling this thread is going to go on forever.....
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 26, 2008 at 11:51 AM
Are you lurking, Timmy? Are YOU lurking, TIMMY?? Because there's no nun Elsie here ...!
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 26, 2008 at 11:52 AM
"I had them climb up my wife."
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Only the weak will flinch. The old have pride.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 11:56 AM
I've had a cup of cheer with these muddy farting snakes on this muddy farting plane...!
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 26, 2008 at 11:57 AM
Wife's would like a box of chocolates, or you know you're never going to get.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 26, 2008 at 11:58 AM
"Drooler? Drooler?"
"My wife moves pretty fast. If you don't cop a feel once in awhile, you can't kiss it."
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 11:58 AM
"You compete with me."
"Follow the yellow Bic note."
Posted by: insomniac | February 26, 2008 at 11:59 AM
"Between queef and nothing... I'll take queef."
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 11:59 AM
I think a lot of these mangled quotes are speaking deeply about all our subconscious minds.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 26, 2008 at 11:59 AM
"Who you gonna call? Mythbusters!"
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 12:01 PM
Very possibly, Lizzy. Very.
"We came, we saw, we licked its bass!"
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 12:02 PM
Fig Bubble.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 26, 2008 at 12:02 PM
Pig Double.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 26, 2008 at 12:03 PM
"YOU CAN'T HAND ALL THE YOUTH!"
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 26, 2008 at 12:03 PM
Life, in New York,
It's Satyr and Dyke!
Posted by: CJrun | February 26, 2008 at 12:04 PM
Everytime a hell brings a mangle gets his things.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 26, 2008 at 12:05 PM
It wasn't the planes; it was bootie killed the beast.
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 26, 2008 at 12:06 PM
"We're gonna need a bigger goat."
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 12:09 PM
"Famed must your beer be before finish it you can."
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 26, 2008 at 12:09 PM
It's all about the egg salad.
Posted by: Larry Martell | February 26, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Sometime, when the beam is up against it, and the cakes are cheating the toys, tell 'em, just once to go out there and give it all they're not, and win just one for the flipper.
Posted by: obi wan | February 26, 2008 at 12:10 PM
I ate his liver with Father Beans and a nice ol' auntie.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 26, 2008 at 12:10 PM
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's an owie.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 26, 2008 at 12:11 PM
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit shifting shoes."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 26, 2008 at 12:11 PM
"Nosecrud"
Posted by: insomniac | February 26, 2008 at 12:14 PM
Whelp me, Colby on pastrami, you're a homely dope!
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 26, 2008 at 12:14 PM
STALLER!!!! STALLER!!!!
Posted by: obi wan | February 26, 2008 at 12:15 PM
It's only a fish swooned.
Posted by: SpecialNobodie | February 26, 2008 at 12:16 PM
*Smork* @ insom!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 26, 2008 at 12:16 PM
No Cunt$ Try For Old Men.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 26, 2008 at 12:17 PM
"Swallow the fellow's d!ck load."
Apologies.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 26, 2008 at 12:18 PM
I feel the greed, the greed for weed
Posted by: ellie | February 26, 2008 at 12:19 PM
I'm gonna' make him an offal he can't defuse...
Posted by: obi wan | February 26, 2008 at 12:19 PM
May tree Porsche be inn ewe.
Posted by: Texgal | February 26, 2008 at 12:20 PM
Layzee - you're on a roll!
"We are the Knights who say, 'Wheee!'"
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 12:23 PM
"I wish I knew how to quiet you."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 26, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Hotdog, my frankfurter, I don't hang a ham.
Posted by: SpecialNobodie | February 26, 2008 at 12:24 PM
"May the farce be myth, too."
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 12:24 PM
*SNORK* @ Wench!
Speaking of subconscious mind flubber, your's is one of the best:
No Cunt$ Try For Old Men.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 12:17 PM on February 26, 2008
And the Boinker goes to . . .
Posted by: Texgal | February 26, 2008 at 12:25 PM
Shaven, not furred.
Posted by: CJrun | February 26, 2008 at 12:26 PM
"Wring out your thread!"
"Fling out your bread!"
"String out your head!"
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 26, 2008 at 12:27 PM
Extracts ' from your's.
Posted by: Texgal | February 26, 2008 at 12:27 PM
Love means nowhere having to save you sore eye...
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 26, 2008 at 12:27 PM