HIGH SCHOOL
Sometimes it's hard to fit in.
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February 25, 2008
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All my Japanese schoolgirl fantasies just flew out the window.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 25, 2008 at 12:25 PM
Guess he just felt like a little girl. And shoot him.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 25, 2008 at 12:25 PM
No 39-year old left behind?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 25, 2008 at 12:27 PM
Bueller-san? Bueller-san?
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 25, 2008 at 12:28 PM
Meanie, the panty pincher was 39 too. WTFBBQ was in the Asian water that year?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 25, 2008 at 12:29 PM
His braided armpits gave him away. They only do that over there on high holy days.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2008 at 12:31 PM
arse...hole
Posted by: chaz | February 25, 2008 at 12:32 PM
Fit in to what, Dave....the uniform?
Posted by: Jazzzz | February 25, 2008 at 12:34 PM
Or maybe his danglies gave him away.
Posted by: Texgal | February 25, 2008 at 12:38 PM
it was the wig, high school girls don't wear wigs. dead giveaway.
Posted by: crossgirl | February 25, 2008 at 12:40 PM
or his 'Hannah Montana' backpack.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2008 at 12:41 PM
So, just to be clear, not for any other reason, is it actually illegal for men to wear schoolgirl uniforms in Japan? What about simple possession? Would, say, the customs guys stop you on the way in if, just for the sake of argument, you had one in your carry-on luggage?
Posted by: DaChew | February 25, 2008 at 12:51 PM
nah, Texgal, their danglies don't dangle very far so he probably could have passed inspection even in PE class.
Posted by: wickedwitch | February 25, 2008 at 12:51 PM
Apparently the Schoolgirl Panty Vend-O-Matic wasn't enough for this guy.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 25, 2008 at 12:59 PM
PEE class??
Posted by: Jazzzz | February 25, 2008 at 01:07 PM
DaChew - if you don't come back from Japan, may I have your wig collection?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2008 at 01:09 PM
In this country a teacher would have seduced him.
Posted by: CJrun | February 25, 2008 at 01:09 PM
LOL, Jazzzz! You're just adorable. :)
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 25, 2008 at 01:11 PM
CJ, he's too old.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 25, 2008 at 01:12 PM
Maybe his shirt gave him away.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2008 at 01:32 PM
AWbh - very appropriate and very true. Butt - have you ever known a man that would wear one of these?
Posted by: wickedwitch | February 25, 2008 at 01:35 PM
*schnork* @ Annie!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 25, 2008 at 01:38 PM
Given the choice between doing laundry and wearing that shirt....yes.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2008 at 01:38 PM
In this country a teacher would have seduced him.
Posted by: CJrun | 01:09 PM on February 25, 2008
. . . or a teacher's aide.
Posted by: Texgal | February 25, 2008 at 01:43 PM
LOL! Annie, a shirt for the guy who has everything, except a brain.
Posted by: Texgal | February 25, 2008 at 01:46 PM
Speaking of segues, Happy Birthday, Doc!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2008 at 01:48 PM
Yes, that was harsh, but come on, he's an ASTROS' fan.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2008 at 01:49 PM
Aw, c'mon guys. Be nice to him on his birthday. I even let him *smack* me last night and didn't give him grief. ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 25, 2008 at 02:00 PM
Careful, Annie. He sic his ex on you.
Posted by: Texgal | February 25, 2008 at 02:01 PM
I'm READY for the party.
Ohhhh Rickkkkkkkkkypooooooooooo??? where are you???
Posted by: Siouxie | February 25, 2008 at 02:03 PM
Tex - been there, buried that. ;)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2008 at 02:07 PM
Siouxie - you really know how to leave an impression.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2008 at 02:11 PM
Tex, PHOTOS of his ex are bad enough.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 25, 2008 at 02:16 PM
I try, Annie. Hard.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 25, 2008 at 02:17 PM
Ouchie, Sioux. At first I read your um, riding crop backward (I'm left-handed). I thought it said 'Tulsa.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2008 at 02:21 PM
Hey, the Doc's got better things to do on his birthday than hang out with this mob. Unlike the Astros, he may actually be scoring.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | February 25, 2008 at 02:22 PM
Larry the Cable Guy: "You know what Tulsa is backwards? A slut. You know what a slut is backwards? An extra $50."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 25, 2008 at 02:24 PM
Layzee - I bet he has to pause on that joke to let his audience figure out the spelling.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2008 at 02:26 PM
I'm curious, does the Dockster live in the Houston area?
Posted by: Texgal | February 25, 2008 at 02:32 PM
LOL, Mot. That's why I gave him a pinch to grow an inch last night. ;)
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 25, 2008 at 02:32 PM
I'm not sure if I want to attend this birthday party. *starts walking slowly backward toward the blog door*
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 25, 2008 at 02:33 PM
Siouxie....close the door.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2008 at 02:34 PM
And yes I do Tex. Beautiful Angleton, Texas right down the Nolan Ryan Expressway (State Highway 288).
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 25, 2008 at 02:34 PM
*sound of latches, locks, deadbolts*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 25, 2008 at 02:35 PM
Damn, trapped again. Oh well, let the beatings and hot wax commence. *like I ain't used to it by now ;)*
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 25, 2008 at 02:35 PM
*SPANKS* Rick 40 times and gives him a pillow for his buttage*
Happy Birthday!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 25, 2008 at 02:39 PM
See, now...that's that kind of attitude that takes all the fun out of a good beating.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2008 at 02:40 PM
Annie - he's not stupid. ;)
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 25, 2008 at 02:41 PM
Thanks Siouxie, and big hugs and kisses for all of the blog gals and hearty handshakes to the blog guys for all of the birthday well wishes. :)
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 25, 2008 at 02:41 PM
*pops out of cake*
Happy Birthday, Big Guy!! *smooooooooch!*
Posted by: LeAnne Tweeden | February 25, 2008 at 02:45 PM
(((((((((Rick))))))))) and a big smooch backatcha!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 25, 2008 at 02:46 PM
Thanks LeAnne! And might I say you have very beautiful...ummm.....eyes. Yes you have very nice eyes.
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 25, 2008 at 02:49 PM
Aw, shucks. Thanks! But they're, um, up here. *eyes twinkle*
Posted by: LeAnne Tweeden | February 25, 2008 at 02:51 PM
Looking at the other 'eyes' again?????
Posted by: Texgal | February 25, 2008 at 02:55 PM
Nice down that way, Doc, 'cept during evacuations.
Posted by: Texgal | February 25, 2008 at 02:58 PM
Never Been Kissed 2
Posted by: Recovering 24 Addict | February 25, 2008 at 02:59 PM
UP here, Rick!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 25, 2008 at 02:59 PM
One of these days I'm going to learn not to click on one of Siouxie's links. Damn that was almost as scary as a Manilow pic. Notice I say almost.
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 25, 2008 at 03:03 PM
The eyes have it.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | February 25, 2008 at 03:11 PM
Evening Mot. Thanks for the well wishes from earlier this morning. Sorry I missed ya.
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 25, 2008 at 03:14 PM
*snork* @ Mot. Riiiiight.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 25, 2008 at 03:14 PM
*grins*
Posted by: Siouxie | February 25, 2008 at 03:15 PM
Hey! I got a birthday simul with Doc! Now THAT'S a present to me. :)
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 25, 2008 at 03:19 PM
Just finished watching the prime time re-broadcast of the Oscars, the best for me (apart from all décolletage on display) was John Stewart's little comments to Dennis Hopper.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | February 25, 2008 at 03:43 PM
I didn't see it, Mot - what was it?
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 25, 2008 at 03:47 PM
Mot, to me it was...eh.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 25, 2008 at 03:51 PM
He said "Even Dennis Hopper's here, I have to say that so Dennis knows where he is"
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | February 25, 2008 at 03:51 PM
Heh. Except that still doesn't tell DH where he is, now does it? ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 25, 2008 at 03:54 PM
:-)
Need to catch up on my beauty sleep or else I may drop out of the hotimouse list.
'Nite all
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | February 25, 2008 at 03:57 PM
Never you, Mot. :) :-* Night!
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 25, 2008 at 03:58 PM
I preferred Ryan Seacrest's comment to Gary Busey when he was trying to get him to leave the red carpet-
"Gary, I'll catch you later at that party. Right?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2008 at 03:59 PM
Annie, I think I mentioned that last night. That was brilliant! And Busey didn't even realize he was being shuffled out - he nodded and said "Yeah!".
Posted by: Siouxie | February 25, 2008 at 04:01 PM
I liked Jon Stewart's comment about the 'baby bumps' noting that there may be more before the end of the evening 'cause "Jack Nicholson's here."
Posted by: daisymae | February 25, 2008 at 04:02 PM
daisy - that statement grosses me out. The only bumps I'd have after that is scary goosebumps.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 25, 2008 at 04:03 PM
Hap Birth Doc.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | February 25, 2008 at 04:09 PM
Happy Birthday, Doc Rick. Lemme know when the blogbar opens up, I'll fetch you a beer.
Posted by: baligurl | February 25, 2008 at 04:10 PM
*unlocks the liquor cabinet*
Why not start the party early, bali? :-) How's ya doin'?
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 25, 2008 at 04:13 PM
Thanks Elon and bali. I'm pretty sure the blog bar is open, but I'll have to take a rain check on the beer for a little bit. I have to run for the moment so I'll check in with all of y'all later tonight. Again, thanks for all of the birthday wishes gang. :)
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 25, 2008 at 04:14 PM
Siouxie - yes you did mention it last night. A slick move on Seacrest's part. Newfound respect for him from me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2008 at 04:24 PM
Was it THIS guy?
Posted by: Moon | February 25, 2008 at 05:05 PM
Happy Birthday Doc! Hope it's a good one for you. :)
Posted by: Eleanor | February 25, 2008 at 05:46 PM
Nah, Moon - he looks a little old.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 25, 2008 at 06:43 PM
The name is spelled L-E-E-A-N-N TWEEDEN! Atleast spell that right!
Posted by: drunken fool | November 12, 2008 at 01:39 AM