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February 16, 2008

FUTURE MOM OF THE WEEK SO FAR

(Thanks to Jennifer Jolley)

Comments

The next "Miss Manners?"

This is why I should be in charge of the sterilization gun. It's beyond unfair that this woman can have a child just because her uterus works.

Big *SNORK* @ Auntie M

Mom?

Please take off that tiara from the beauty pageant with the county name on it....

[is Dave done yet? I really need to go shave my tongue]

Authorities said the bartender's ear was partially detached. A surgeon in Pittsburgh used two staples and 28 stitches to reattach the top of the ear. Hmmmm. I got a mini- stapler. Maybe I could get a job in a bar in Pittsburgh, just in case...

((((Auntie M)))) I wholeheartedly agree. You can't drive a car or own a gun without a license, but you can bring a human into the world and screw them up and over as many times as you want.

*sigh* There are wayyy too many horrible parents.

What was Britney doing in Pittsburg?

Snork @ Texgal.

OK, Dave seems to have slowed down and I seem to have sped up. I'm off to the woods. If you see me back on the Blog, that means I'm lying on the couch applying ice to where cg broke a bottle over my head. Or I fell off the ladder working on her roof. Either way, I need to go shave for my mug shot. Happy Saturday, all!

I heartily second that snork at Texgal.

Do be careful, CJ. Don't tempt fate by climbing the ladder with slippers on or something. Say hi to cg for us, too!

Her behavior is a classic example of the "unexplained placebo effect" mentioned in the thread below.

Don't get between a mama bear and her cup.

So there should be a section in the baby book BEFORE the footprint, for mom's mug shot?

Snork @ Betsy!

(((((Auntie M))))) I know, Doll. UGH.

I agree with Auntie M.

I know of a case where the baby was taken away from a woman because the baby was born with meth in his system. He was taken in by loving foster parents who took him to baby therapy, read to him, took great care of him. About 10 months later, the mother got him back.

She's been arrested for possession of drugs since then. Still has her son. Lets him run wild, poor kid.

That really stinks. Happens way too often.

"Don't get between a mama bear and her cup.

Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 11:26 AM on February 16, 2008"

good one, Lizzy

She's an idiot for being out drinking while pregnant and a further idiot for clobbering the bartender, But what nobody has questioned(or apparently noted) is why it was the bartender's business to tell her she shouldn't be drinking. Gee thanks, mommy, I can't run my own life! Just another busybody.
Not that I'm disappointed she's not my mom, you understand.

I could see if it was an imported beer....

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