FASCISM CREEPS BACK INTO ITALY
Now they are taking away the most fundamental guy right.
(Thanks to DavCat and Annette Gaudreau)
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February 28, 2008
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It's what separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom.
Posted by: Just The Facts | February 28, 2008 at 07:10 AM
Guess this means baseball stays in the states.
Posted by: texgal | February 28, 2008 at 07:19 AM
"compulsive, involuntarily movement, probably to adjust his overalls".
Guess he'll know to just let them fall down next time.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | February 28, 2008 at 07:25 AM
Rutta roha. rutta rabouta ria.
Posted by: Scooby Italiano | February 28, 2008 at 07:35 AM
butt...can they scratch???
Posted by: Siouxie | February 28, 2008 at 07:58 AM
Shouldn't that be the "third penile division"....
I'm just sayin'
Posted by: jon | February 28, 2008 at 08:30 AM
Hey buddy, can you give me a hand?
Posted by: JEC666 | February 28, 2008 at 08:56 AM
Somebody better pay-up on his ranch so he can stay home.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 28, 2008 at 09:05 AM
So, now what are men supposed to do with their hands?
Posted by: Suzy Q | February 28, 2008 at 09:22 AM
Only Italian men, right?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | February 28, 2008 at 09:27 AM
I gotcher penal division, RIGHT HEEEEREE....
Posted by: Waddayalookinat | February 28, 2008 at 09:44 AM
Will the defendant please rise?
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Posted by: fivver | February 28, 2008 at 09:46 AM
But your honor, I was just switching sides.
Here is an appropriate Scott Adames quote:
Dear Dogbert,
I am a female working in a predominantly male workplace. What would you suggest I do when speaking to male coworkers who constantly “adjust themselves” during our conversation?
Emma
Dear Enema,
Proper etiquette demands that a man make adjustments via the front pant pocket while muttering something about looking for change. That, plus some jumping jacks will usually do the trick. You can encourage proper etiquette whenever you see it being done the rude way, by saying something witty such as “I didn’t realize your brain starts the same way as a lawnmower.”
Sincerely,
Dogbert
Posted by: Wally Ballou | February 28, 2008 at 10:09 AM
Whoops - that's "Adams". And as all DNRC members know, coworkers is pronounced "cow-orkers".
Posted by: Wally Ballou | February 28, 2008 at 10:10 AM
1. "The judges of the court of cassation...." At least it wasn't "castration!"
2. I read "the most fundamental guy right" as "the most fundamental gay right, which puts the first line of Wally's post into a whole new light.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 28, 2008 at 10:39 AM
I never knew that I was in possession of "attributi"
Posted by: chuck | February 28, 2008 at 01:01 PM
I don't want
Any bad luck
So When I think about it
I touch my balls
I touch my balls
*apologizes*
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 28, 2008 at 05:19 PM
let's not nominate any of those guys to our Supreme Court.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 28, 2008 at 05:34 PM
What would be really funny is if somehow, someone could sneak some itching powder into the...shorts of the Penal Division that would take effect just as the ruling was being read…
“We find that it has to be regarded as an act contrary to public…oh, excuse me… decency, a concept including…oh, hold on a minute… that nexus of socio-ethical behavioural rules requiring everyone to abstain from…ahh! Mama mia! $%^*&&^$#^….”
Of course, those are Italian symbols…
Posted by: Katie in FL | February 29, 2008 at 08:55 PM