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How can they charge him with neglecting his children? Obviously he is WAY too busy MAKING them to actually bother with them much past the point of conception. Also, he cares enough to bond with his children with some one on one knife time. How does that qualify as neglect? Some people just don't understand.
Posted by: KOW | February 08, 2008 at 04:12 PM
I think this might be the same guy from the last thread cuz clearly he has gender identity issues if he can willingly and without flinching lop off the foreskin of his own male children.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 08, 2008 at 04:17 PM
What specific Floridian license does this qualify him for?
Posted by: Circuit7 | February 08, 2008 at 04:19 PM
I suddenly feel luck that all my dad did was salad bowl haircuts.
Posted by: random thunking | February 08, 2008 at 04:19 PM
Three things:
1) In support of the S.B., lets go back here and re-read the headline using the word "exchange" instead of "swap."
2) Is polygamy legal in North Carolina? The article is not clear about why he wasn't arrested for that.
3) There is no three
Posted by: kristie | February 08, 2008 at 04:21 PM
I caught that polygamy issue too. He's also in jail on charges of assaulting his wife. Truly a winner all around!
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 08, 2008 at 04:31 PM
Hey. In his defense, he DID lick the knife clean first.
*throws up a little*
Posted by: Punkin | February 08, 2008 at 04:33 PM
Not once, but twice he grabbed the Oregonian and cut the Post-Dispatch right off.
Posted by: Wookiee Lovin' | February 08, 2008 at 05:08 PM
Paging Siouxie & her machete. You're wanted in the prison ward, stat.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 08, 2008 at 05:21 PM
Someone need a circumcision?
Posted by: Siouxie | February 08, 2008 at 05:26 PM
Er ..... no thanks, BTDT.
Maybe this guy was really trying to ensure there would be no future DOTWSF awards in his family?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 08, 2008 at 05:52 PM
DOTWSF?
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 08, 2008 at 05:57 PM
Never mind. I'm just slow on the uptake. Sheesh.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 08, 2008 at 05:57 PM
No, polygamy isn't legal here. Heck, I'm not even married once. I'd also like to take this opportunity to mention that most North Carolinians ARE NOT like that, I swear! Also, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that we didn't make those "I Know What You Did" movies so don't blame us, but we do apologize for "Dawson's Creek." That is all.
Posted by: SpamLamb | February 08, 2008 at 06:16 PM
I don't wanna be this guy's lawyer when he decides I'm not doing a good enough job.
Posted by: SW | February 08, 2008 at 06:27 PM
Well, maybe he put the money he saved into the kids' college funds?
Posted by: padraig | February 08, 2008 at 06:56 PM
just. one. comment. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. this whacko needs a whack. on the...
Posted by: queensbee | February 09, 2008 at 08:10 AM
Since when do you "make" a circumsicion.
...Oh well i guess it's time to go perform lunch.
Posted by: Joben | February 09, 2008 at 02:22 PM
I don't understand. My kids wouldn't sit still long enough to clip their nails.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 09, 2008 at 03:44 PM