EDUCATIONAL AND NOT AT ALL CREEPY TOY OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM

(Thanks to jon harris)

Comments

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

There don't seem to be any body cavity search tools. Bummer.

[Lairbo]

Batteries and resealable clear plastic bags not included.

[Elon Weintraub]

Is it just me, or is the guy on the right wearing an SS uniform?

[Lairbo]

Elon: Why are you wearing an SS uniform?

[snif]

At least it isn't a Hillsborough County Deputy doll dumping a paraplegic doll out of his wheelchair.

[Elon Weintraub]

Oh that. Erm, I didn't have any other clean clothes to wear, yeah.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

judi, there are mixed messages about your job security...

[DeskDiva]

Geez. When I was a kid, all we had was the McDonald's play set and Holiday Inn playset. My how times have changed.

[CJrun]

When I was a kid we had to 'search' ourselves. We called it 'Playing Doctor.'

[Mikey]

I can't wait for the "Harsh Interrogation" set!

[Doc Rick]

Is that figure going through the checkpoint Dave circa 1978? Just curious.

[Siouxie]

CJ, I know! I just wonder why *I* was always the patient...

[Doc Rick]

First the 1990s Ken doll, now this. I'm going to go broke buying all this crap to display on my computer desk.

[Mot the Hoople]

When I was a kid we made our own toys out of candles, cotton reels and elastic bands.

I have a question, does the X-ray work?

[DeskDiva]

Probably because you didn't have your machete back then.

[Doc Rick]

Mot, you're sure you didn't grow up in east Texas? You and my dad seem to have very similar childhoods.

[Mot the Hoople]

Well Doc, my dad, who fought in WWII, taught me how.

[Lou Bricant]

Blog repeat (10-14-05). Must be an Amazon best seller, though.

[oneblankspace]

Further reasons judi should be fired:

This and this.

Although at least one of these was posted by the Dave 'imself.

[crossgirl]

my sister used to play dentist with the dog. she let him clean her teeth. isianmtu.

[CJrun]

You had cotton reels? We would have killed for cotton reels! We had to make our own cotton reels out of mud and leaves!

[WTF is a cotton reel? Is it anything like a Virginia Reel? We had Cottonmouths, butt they weren't fun to play with.]

[Wench Lizzy]

For the child who aspires to fondle people for a living.

[Elon Weintraub]

What gives? Some comments seem to have vanished without a trace.

[crossgirl]

pssst, cj, it was a typo. he meant cotton eels.

[Guin]

Coming soon, "Guantanamo Bay Play Prison." Waterboarding accessory set sold separately.

[Elon Weintraub]

Now, now, we only possibly waterboard, and if we did, it wouldn't be torture.

Next you'll tell me repeatedly smacking upside the face and screaming confess is also torture.

[DeskDiva]

*snork* @ Guin!

[estrogen centrale]

Okay, let's get a Bratz. Conceal a toy AK47 or Uzi on it. Put a miniature nail file in it's little purse. See whether the doll passes or not.

[SpecialNobodie]

I'm guessing that if a kid asks for this, it's a sure sign they're budding anal retentives. Which, of course, WBAGNFARB.

[DeskDiva]

Special - OR budding terrorists.

[Layzeeboy]

Retentive anal buds?

[ibid]

I know this thread is old but Mot may have meant a 'spool tank' http://users.bigpond.net.au/mechtoys/tank.html

[Mot The Hoople]

Ibid, spot on, that's exactly what I was referring to.

CJ, a cotton reel is the wooden reel that cotton was wound onto. Did you never raid your mother's sewing supplies for interestinng things to play with?

[OtheU(manity)]

... um ... Mot?

Over here, we call 'em "spools" ... for those of us who had moms or spouses who actually "sewed" ...

Merely trineta help ... bridge the language gap ...

[Dan.]

Seems that the interesting part of the amazon page continues "below the fold." Go back to the page and see what "customers who bought this also bought:" and view all the L. Ron Hubbard items...(Holy Tom Cruise! Batman)