CAPTION CONTEST
Drop whatever you are doing and come up with a caption for this photo:
(The photo comes from this site. Yes! The Flowbee lives!)
The person who submits the winning caption, as determined by our panel of distinguished judges, will receive a valuable prize that judi will think of once she realizes what I have done here.
Update: judi has come up with some really lame excellent prize candidates, which she will describe here when she gets around to it. We will announce the winner tomorrow, and he or she can pick the prize.
Prize Update (Winner will be forced to accept choose one of the following):
1) A geniune Fiesta Bowl "yard o' beer" (beer not included) once worn by Bob the Bear
2) Two packs of "24" JOLT gum which has not been chewed by anyone
3) A DVD of Barry Manilow's "Music and Passion" PBS special
4) A small stuffed weinermobile
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"Goodbye, cruel world!"
hmm, or maybe...
"Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box XXX Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before."
Posted by: JD | February 21, 2008 at 09:36 AM
Tsk, tsk.
600, we hardly knew ye'.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 21, 2008 at 09:40 AM
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Posted by: DeskDiva | February 21, 2008 at 10:36 AM
Nice try, Diva, but no dice. Those prizes belong to ME.
They are mine, all mine, I tell you!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 21, 2008 at 10:49 AM
****CONTEST IS OVER****
Please run along...
Posted by: Siouxie | February 21, 2008 at 11:30 AM
crossgirl --
Are you sure we're not related? I have distant cousins named Bitchy Woman and No Sense of Humor Woman.
Posted by: Grouchy Woman | February 21, 2008 at 11:42 AM
Neener.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 21, 2008 at 02:48 PM
Counter-neener.
(Good luck)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 21, 2008 at 03:20 PM
This machine is so powerful, that if I had any brains they would have been sucked out by now!
Posted by: Isaac McGowan | February 23, 2008 at 02:35 AM
'Ten bucks more and we could have stayed at Best Western'.
Posted by: Su C | February 28, 2008 at 03:34 PM
"Better than bootstraps!"
Posted by: Myra P | March 12, 2008 at 03:36 AM
I swear Dave if you show picture at the next Grange hall meetin I'll kill you.
Posted by: J Skulking Bushwack | April 29, 2008 at 06:11 PM
I swear Dave if you show that picture at the next Grange hall meetin I'll kill you.
Posted by: J Skulking Bushwack | April 29, 2008 at 06:13 PM
The origanl ad for the Home Hair cutting system that never truly caught on depicts a man in his forties using the device to cut his perfectly trimmed and styled hair. Costumers colud not figure out why the device did not produce similar results when they used it them selves.
Posted by: Cara Jean | August 05, 2008 at 05:50 PM