CAPTION CONTEST
Drop whatever you are doing and come up with a caption for this photo:
(The photo comes from this site. Yes! The Flowbee lives!)
The person who submits the winning caption, as determined by our panel of distinguished judges, will receive a valuable prize that judi will think of once she realizes what I have done here.
Update: judi has come up with some really lame excellent prize candidates, which she will describe here when she gets around to it. We will announce the winner tomorrow, and he or she can pick the prize.
Prize Update (Winner will be forced to accept choose one of the following):
1) A geniune Fiesta Bowl "yard o' beer" (beer not included) once worn by Bob the Bear
2) Two packs of "24" JOLT gum which has not been chewed by anyone
3) A DVD of Barry Manilow's "Music and Passion" PBS special
4) A small stuffed weinermobile
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It's a small wig after all.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2008 at 10:04 PM
Nothing comes between me and my Flowbee.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:04 PM
Randal's infiltration of Al Quaeda was complete.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 10:05 PM
You guys see the eclipse?
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | February 20, 2008 at 10:06 PM
I WILL be the next Don King!
Posted by: Morgana | February 20, 2008 at 10:06 PM
Aren't you glad you use Flowbee? Don't you wish everybody did?
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:07 PM
Randal's reaction at finding his wife in bed with his brother was unusual, to say the least.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 10:07 PM
*SNOOOOOOORK* @ Cat's 10:04!
(And Steve and MAC - I gotcha beat on the member/president thing at 6:30 or so.) ;-P
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 10:07 PM
Hair Reflexology it's not a myth, it's safe and all natural.
Posted by: Morgana | February 20, 2008 at 10:08 PM
Wanna do my head now, Mister?
Posted by: Eleanor | February 20, 2008 at 10:08 PM
Eclipses rock.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:09 PM
never mind. I didn't understand the directions.
I vote for Stevie.
Posted by: Eleanor | February 20, 2008 at 10:09 PM
Watching the eclipse right now, Alfred and Elon - right out the window over my computer - a perfect, clear view. It's awesome!
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 10:10 PM
Ron found the instructions for replacing the batteries in his penile implant a bit confusing.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 10:10 PM
So that people would not confuse him with Skippy, his evil twin, Randal developed some unusual manerisms.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 10:10 PM
Lunar Eclipse: Cool
Watching Eclipse with teenagers/my kids: Cooler
The girls figuring out how to watch inside away from 10F while the b
rother is outside freezing his nads off...... PRICELESS!Posted by: Meditrina | February 20, 2008 at 10:10 PM
It keeps going, and going, and going...
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:10 PM
Shaves great. Less feeling.
Awooooo! for the moon, which my sons promptly mooned right back.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2008 at 10:11 PM
Ready to serve, on Day One.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:12 PM
G.E. We bring good things to life.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:13 PM
After all other attempts failed, Gulliver finally realized there was only one way to get rid of all those pesky Lilliputians...
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 20, 2008 at 10:14 PM
Look for the union label.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:15 PM
Just a quick trim before I open Al Capone's vaults on live T.V.!!
Posted by: Stu Keroff | February 20, 2008 at 10:15 PM
In Caleee fornia they have that there Botox.
In the Ozarks, they have Bubbasucks.
Posted by: slyeyes | February 20, 2008 at 10:16 PM
"Why are looking at me like that, honey? You said I could use your vibrator whenever I wanted to."
Posted by: Danny | February 20, 2008 at 10:17 PM
This lunar eclipse reminds me of the one that ocurred during the World Series in 2004. Old bloggers may remember my sadness. Awooooo!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2008 at 10:17 PM
*saw the moon fade here...WAY cool*
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 10:17 PM
The TSA chief battled with his conscience: who should he send to his doom to defuse the bomb? Then he spotted the new recruit, Randal.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 10:18 PM
Many people don't appreciate just how long it took Martin Short to come up with his popular Ed Grimley character...
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 20, 2008 at 10:18 PM
Just do it.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:19 PM
Where will you be when your laxative starts to work?
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:19 PM
I quit school when I were sixteen.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:20 PM
Ron, a resourceful bartender, disliked the taste of gin and tonic, but loved the buzz.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 10:21 PM
What really happened to Jimmy Hoffa.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | February 20, 2008 at 10:21 PM
Nobody doesn't like ... Flow Bee.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:21 PM
Which twin has the Toni?
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:23 PM
Tonight on "The Apprentice"...
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 20, 2008 at 10:23 PM
More Jobs Through Science
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:23 PM
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:25 PM
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
Posted by: Stu Keroff | February 20, 2008 at 10:25 PM
Cat - Love the second of your 10:19 posts!
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 10:26 PM
Millinery has come a long way.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 10:26 PM
Don't tase me, Flow!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2008 at 10:27 PM
OK, Randal's honeymoon could have gone better, but his wife didn't have to call in Dr Phil.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 10:27 PM
Whooooo!!! The moon's all gone now!
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 10:28 PM
Warning: Portions of this man's mustache may have been digitally altered.
Posted by: Dan | February 20, 2008 at 10:28 PM
Getting Dr Phil to promote their product was a master stroke for the Hair-on-There corporation.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 10:29 PM
"In Caleee fornia they have that there Botox.
In the Ozarks, they have Bubbasucks.
Posted by: slyeyes | 10:16 PM on February 20, 2008"
SNOOORK!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:29 PM
Annie's 10:27 --- Bwahaha!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:30 PM
Unintell Inside.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:31 PM
He is now completely under, observe I will ask him to vacuum his head and he will do it, imagine this power used for good... Health through Hypnotism
PS Too durn cloudy in upstate NY to see the moon
Posted by: Morgana | February 20, 2008 at 10:33 PM
Think different.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:33 PM
El snorko @ Annie!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 10:33 PM
judi - bless you for reading this far
t.Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2008 at 10:34 PM
Only his hairdresser knows for sure...
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 20, 2008 at 10:34 PM
Buy it. Sell it. Love it. eBay.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:34 PM
Remember the episode when Homer had a nice mustache and hair. Then Bart learned hypnosis and had Homer rob a bank. No one saw the head shaving scene coming.
Just fine here in Washingtone
Posted by: Alfred | February 20, 2008 at 10:34 PM
Voter receives "hope transfusion" from Obama Campaign of Hope and Change and Hope. After the procedure, the man said, "I am hoper than I was earlier."
Posted by: Jeff Tompkins | February 20, 2008 at 10:35 PM
Tase great, less feeling.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2008 at 10:35 PM
Bones: I'm a doctor, Jim...not a brain surgeon.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 10:36 PM
I have good news...I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:36 PM
You do know that Dave's just gonna farm the ballot judging out to the Florida Voting Commission, right?
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 20, 2008 at 10:37 PM
The builders of the BRAIN-BOOSTR claimed it could increase users' IQ by up to 20 points, but they never counted on Randal.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 10:37 PM
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, Flowbee
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:38 PM
It's not hair, I am growing really small corn.
Posted by: Alfred | February 20, 2008 at 10:38 PM
Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Flowbee.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:39 PM
Flowbee...when you care enough to suck the very best.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 10:40 PM
Kirk's hunt for his missing toupee was a source of great mirth to the rest of the crew.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 10:41 PM
Try Flowbee, and you too can look like Jeff Foxworthy's fugitive brother.
Posted by: Jeff Tompkins | February 20, 2008 at 10:42 PM
Once you pop the fun don't stop
(I apologize. Geezers may remember this product. I debated, but somehow, it...fit.)
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:42 PM
*fine, I'll keep playing along* Flowbee...it doesn't get any better than this.
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 20, 2008 at 10:42 PM
Siouxe- There is a joke on your 10:40 that really isn't flowbee.
Unless Flowbee = Paris Hilton.
I like Pie.
Posted by: Alfred | February 20, 2008 at 10:43 PM
Spock looked closely at Randal: it was certainly life, but not as he knew it.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 10:43 PM
It's a gusher!
(Can't believe Cat R. hasn't worked "Wessonality" in there yet)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 10:43 PM
Delightfully Tacky, Yet Unrefined
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:43 PM
The Florida Weirdness Magnet: it always points to dork.
(Aww, thanks, el.)
Posted by: SW | February 20, 2008 at 10:44 PM
Meanie, you remembered! (blushes)
I've been working on it....
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:45 PM
And who the he11 is Randall?
Posted by: SW | February 20, 2008 at 10:46 PM
Randall Flagg, the evil bastard behind all of this ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 20, 2008 at 10:47 PM
Bin Laden gloated. He was hiding in Miami: the infidels would never look there! But with a $50 million reward on his head, he knew he had to blend in or die.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 10:48 PM
Randall?
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:49 PM
No eclipse, here...just clouds. But the Navy knocked out the satellite during the eclipse, first try! Yay Squids!
Posted by: CJrun | February 20, 2008 at 10:49 PM
WASSSSSUP?!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:49 PM
This is the deepest booger yet!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 10:50 PM
What's the worst that can happen?
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:50 PM
LOL, Cat - good link!
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 10:51 PM
LEGAL NOTICE: Flowbee is not sold in stores because if you could walk away from the actual product, you would. Our mail-order only system requires you to be embarrassed in front of the UPS deliveryperson, then realize you wasted money on this piece of crap, then suffer further embarrassment from family and friends, while we keep your $59.95 that you paid for a vacuum that is supposed to cut hair. Ha! Who ever heard of such a thing?! DO NOT REMOVE THIS LEGAL NOTICE.
Posted by: Jeff Tompkins | February 20, 2008 at 10:51 PM
(Actually, Randal was Dave's best friend until that unpleasantness with the Roto Rooter).
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 10:52 PM
Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Flowbee.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:53 PM
Fabulous Flowbee - 12 hours later and you have a fabulous* hair cut.
*fabulous is not a legal term
Posted by: Morgana | February 20, 2008 at 10:54 PM
Friends Don't Let Friends Flowbee Drunk
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:57 PM
Wouldn't that be Flowbulous, Morgana?
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 10:59 PM
Welcome To Flowbee Country.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 10:59 PM
As Andy Taylor used to say "Go with the Flow Bea"
Posted by: Morgana | February 20, 2008 at 11:00 PM
What's In Your Flowbee?
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 11:01 PM
Snork at Morgana!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 11:01 PM
Hit in the head by a falling satelite? No problem! FlowBee it away!
Posted by: Morgana | February 20, 2008 at 11:02 PM
I owe it all to Jack Bauer.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 11:02 PM
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Flowbee.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 11:02 PM
Grab Life by the Flowbee.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 11:03 PM