CAPTION CONTEST
Drop whatever you are doing and come up with a caption for this photo:
(The photo comes from this site. Yes! The Flowbee lives!)
The person who submits the winning caption, as determined by our panel of distinguished judges, will receive a valuable prize that judi will think of once she realizes what I have done here.
Update: judi has come up with some really lame excellent prize candidates, which she will describe here when she gets around to it. We will announce the winner tomorrow, and he or she can pick the prize.
Prize Update (Winner will be forced to accept choose one of the following):
1) A geniune Fiesta Bowl "yard o' beer" (beer not included) once worn by Bob the Bear
2) Two packs of "24" JOLT gum which has not been chewed by anyone
3) A DVD of Barry Manilow's "Music and Passion" PBS special
4) A small stuffed weinermobile
Download your 'Fins iPhone application
Want your own bobblehead but don't have the woodcarving skills?
Posted by: Lairbo | February 20, 2008 at 06:29 PM
Running out of creative ideas? Think outside the box. Mix it up a little!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 06:30 PM
Do not exit the building. This is only a drill.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 06:31 PM
Look at what these celebrities had to say:
Garth Algar: "It's sucking my will to live!"
Wayne Campbell: "It certainly does suck!"
Posted by: WriterDude | February 20, 2008 at 06:33 PM
Lathe, rinse, repeat.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 06:33 PM
Lol Cat?
Once again - NOT SPAM.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 06:33 PM
Suddenly, the Mullettus flowbius realizes that it's being observed. How will it react? Let's watch!
Posted by: Mike Marsh | February 20, 2008 at 06:33 PM
I'm not just the president, I'm also a client.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 06:34 PM
Got Brains?
Posted by: peterpan | February 20, 2008 at 06:35 PM
Diva, that's a site I never heard of -- thanks! (Adding to favorites...)
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 06:36 PM
"And it does plug into most trailer park outlets."
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 20, 2008 at 06:36 PM
Guaranteed to add inches without painful surgery.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 06:39 PM
Flobotomy.
Posted by: peterpan | February 20, 2008 at 06:39 PM
Flowbee... We suck.
Posted by: cj | February 20, 2008 at 06:40 PM
Ah took the Evelyn Wood Sped Redding Course. It worked so well, I will now take the Evelyn Wood Sped Thinking Course.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 06:40 PM
SNORK at peterpan!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 06:41 PM
Flowbee: Something to use when your barber is taking chunks out of your ear.
Posted by: cj | February 20, 2008 at 06:42 PM
Tim Allen's predecessor on Home Improvement suffers a career-ending prop-humor mishap...
Posted by: Lairbo | February 20, 2008 at 06:42 PM
Excedrin Headache #43
Posted by: Mike Marsh | February 20, 2008 at 06:43 PM
Sometimes you feel like a nut...
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 06:44 PM
"NEW! From Lamo Laboratories comes Flowbee, for the intelligent investor."
Posted by: cj | February 20, 2008 at 06:45 PM
Keep cool this summer with the patented "Air Head" ventilating system!
Posted by: Lairbo | February 20, 2008 at 06:46 PM
Flowbee for haircuts: "If the Flowbee can't cut it, it will at least suck it!"
Posted by: cj | February 20, 2008 at 06:47 PM
This may look like a Flowbee, but it's really a gooseneck lamp for the light bulb that appears over your head when you get a good idea.
Posted by: Mike Antonucci | February 20, 2008 at 06:49 PM
For when aspirin just isn't enough.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 06:49 PM
Teknetics® T2 Metal Detector. When you know you have loose change, but you just can't remember what part of your head you left it in.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 06:49 PM
"Do NOT use this for 'unintended purposes' IYKWIM AITYD."
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 20, 2008 at 06:49 PM
Results to be interpreted only by a qualified technician.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 06:51 PM
"Okay, now I got a open mind, but I don't feel no smarter."
Posted by: Lairbo | February 20, 2008 at 06:51 PM
"If you're drinking beer through your head...you must be a redneck."
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 06:52 PM
Flowbee: The definition of a sucky haircut.
Warning: Not to be used for circumcisions!
Posted by: cj | February 20, 2008 at 06:53 PM
The Static Electric Chair.
Posted by: Mike Antonucci | February 20, 2008 at 06:54 PM
World's Worst Ventriloquist Act.
Posted by: Mike Antonucci | February 20, 2008 at 06:57 PM
Take one step closer and the honky gets it!
Posted by: Dad-O-Lot | February 20, 2008 at 06:58 PM
Tired of yarmulkes that just won't stay put?
You've tried bobbie pins, hair clips, even staples...
But now with the Permulke®, you'll never go bareheaded again!
Posted by: Lairbo | February 20, 2008 at 06:59 PM
SNORKs at Lairbo!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 07:01 PM
Electronic aid to help the mentally impaired do the "Y.M.C.A." dance.
Posted by: Mike Antonucci | February 20, 2008 at 07:01 PM
In America, Flowbee cut hair. In Soviet Union, we go to barber! What is wrong with you people?
Posted by: Mike Marsh | February 20, 2008 at 07:02 PM
Want a good reason to be on drugs?
Posted by: Alfred | February 20, 2008 at 07:02 PM
Well, it's supposed to be quicker than the patch.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 07:03 PM
Failed prototype of the iPhone.
Posted by: Mike Antonucci | February 20, 2008 at 07:03 PM
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Posted by: Mike Marsh | February 20, 2008 at 07:05 PM
Voter sucking gray matter out of his head before going to vote in the Florida primary.
Posted by: Peter M | February 20, 2008 at 07:06 PM
When you really need to be clear-headed.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 07:09 PM
The Hair Removal Club for Men - I'm not just the president, I'm also a client.
Posted by: MAC | February 20, 2008 at 07:11 PM
I haven't had time to read all the captions, but just in case no one's posted it yet: "Only his hairdresser knows for sure"
Posted by: Chris Knight | February 20, 2008 at 07:11 PM
Latest TSA screening device
Posted by: Mad Scientist Weasel | February 20, 2008 at 07:12 PM
All you do is press this button and BAM! a redneck pours right out.
Posted by: Bryce | February 20, 2008 at 07:12 PM
Latest TSA screening device-All passengers get sucked into a 1 quart clear ziplock bag!
Posted by: Mad Scientist Weasel | February 20, 2008 at 07:12 PM
Estimated download time remaining: 45 seconds
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 07:15 PM
*snork*@peterpan 6:39!
Posted by: CJrun | February 20, 2008 at 07:15 PM
The latest in the line of space bags - now you can have convenience storage of your spouse. Just suck and store in the closet or under the bed until needed.
Posted by: Mad Scientist Weasel | February 20, 2008 at 07:19 PM
Well, I suppose I have to feed the critters too. Kids -- hmph. Be back later, blogits!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 07:21 PM
Dork Kit...some assembly required
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 20, 2008 at 07:25 PM
I know I said I would do anything for a dollar but....
or
As soon as this photo shoot is over, I'm gonna git my Winchester and just blow my brains out.
Posted by: SteveB | February 20, 2008 at 07:26 PM
If you don't look good, we still get paid.
Posted by: Mike Marsh | February 20, 2008 at 07:28 PM
*snork* @ Mad Scientist 7:19 !
Posted by: Telecomdropout | February 20, 2008 at 07:32 PM
The semifinals of the International Charades Competition really heat up when Waylon draws "Declaration of the Rights of Man."
Posted by: Mike Marsh | February 20, 2008 at 07:33 PM
When nothing but cr@p will do.
Posted by: Texgal | February 20, 2008 at 07:35 PM
"They all laughed at me at the Academy..."
Posted by: Mike Marsh | February 20, 2008 at 07:36 PM
Moments later Oliver Nipples, husband of Nancy, realized he didn't know the first thing about ordering penis enlargement equipment.
Posted by: Lou Bricant | February 20, 2008 at 07:38 PM
Got dork?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2008 at 07:39 PM
If you live in Deltona, you need the Flea Sucker 3000. Order now!
Posted by: Mike Marsh | February 20, 2008 at 07:39 PM
Bald since his early 20s, Randal loved his new HairPlain 500.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 07:42 PM
LOL, Lou !
Now, about that milking machine ...
Posted by: Telecomdropout | February 20, 2008 at 07:43 PM
Snork at Lou. Or what to do with it.
Posted by: Texgal | February 20, 2008 at 07:43 PM
Here's the new, improved Flowbee '82. 20% fluffier than the '80.
Posted by: Suzy Q | February 20, 2008 at 07:45 PM
Even with his vast experience with accidents involving sex toys, Doctor Goodman wasn't prepared for Randal.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 07:45 PM
1. "Conclusive proof that we need universal health care" or
2. " Bubba's Barber Shop. We also sell power tools"
Posted by: Tinkerbell | February 20, 2008 at 07:47 PM
Apart from an oddly placed anus, the Alpha Centaurians looked exactly like humans.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 07:48 PM
Dave:
The proof is in. If you want to distract us just pop a caption contest.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 20, 2008 at 07:48 PM
The earlier connection to the matrix left much to be desired.
Ninjas convinced him it was fun.
Flowbee: Because sometimes desperation for a job will make you go bald
Slowly watch as his love for Barry Manilow increases.
Posted by: Alfred | February 20, 2008 at 07:50 PM
"Turbo-charged BOG (battery operated girlfriend)"
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 07:51 PM
Amazing what we'll doo-doo for Manilow.
Posted by: Texgal | February 20, 2008 at 07:51 PM
It was his third visit to the doctor in a month, but it could have been worse. At least this time it was only his HAIR that was stuck in the vacuum cleaner.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 07:52 PM
Flowbee: Guaranteed to get a rise.
Posted by: Texgal | February 20, 2008 at 07:54 PM
Oh ! Hey, Diva - my co-worker *blushes* again and waves back at you !
He sez thanks for sending the post card and making him feel to home.
I'll try to get him to lurk more often, but he's a serious neophyte and a little gun shy about the computer.
Posted by: Telecomdropout | February 20, 2008 at 07:54 PM
Perfect man Note: Some Assembly required
Posted by: Alfred | February 20, 2008 at 07:55 PM
Alien anus SNORK @ Tony, but are you sure it's not just a d!ck he@d?
Posted by: Texgal | February 20, 2008 at 07:58 PM
As the fourth of nine children, Ron always had a lot of trouble getting attention.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 08:01 PM
*Snork* @Mike 6:57 !
Posted by: peterpan | February 20, 2008 at 08:02 PM
Flowbee, because your Hoover could never do this.
Celebrity endorsement: Presidential Candidate Mr. Dave Barry.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard (who is really tired of typing my entire name every post) | February 20, 2008 at 08:03 PM
Phil really wanted that job with Homeland Security, but the apptitude test was tougher than he anticipated.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 08:03 PM
Ron found himself with a tricky lie on the seventh hole.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 08:04 PM
"He's fuel of it."
Posted by: peterpan | February 20, 2008 at 08:05 PM
Nadine was intrigued, but she couldn't quite put her finger on what bothered her about Ron's M@tch.com profile.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 08:09 PM
If JEC666 doesn't win a prize this idiot will press the button.
Posted by: JEC666 | February 20, 2008 at 08:09 PM
Because I like to, d@mmit!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 08:11 PM
The problem, as usual, was traced to Randal failing to read the instructions on his new Super-Glue gun.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 08:12 PM
Back, sort of, and SNORKing again at everyone!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 08:13 PM
First unpronounceable Simpsons alien to second unpronounceable Simpsons alien: "You see? I told you! These stupid humans will buy *anything* ... !"
Hey, waddaya expect, there were already close to 300 posts when I logged on...
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 20, 2008 at 08:15 PM
Randal's pass-port photo caused quite a stir with the Cuban border police.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 08:15 PM
. o O I really need a better agent.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 08:17 PM
. o O I knew shouldn't have pledged Delta Chi.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 08:22 PM
Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit out of my head...
Posted by: Mad Scientist Weasel | February 20, 2008 at 08:24 PM
When his mother walked in on him using the vacuum cleaner, Randal had to think fast.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 08:24 PM
Just another ... two ... inches .....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 08:29 PM
"No one ever went broke overestimating the buying habits of the American public."
- H.L.Mencken
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 20, 2008 at 08:29 PM
It's so strong, you can hold a dork with it!
Posted by: spacemom | February 20, 2008 at 08:30 PM
Randal found the Romulan teleporting devices slow but reliable.
Posted by: Tony Field | February 20, 2008 at 08:31 PM