CAPTION CONTEST
Drop whatever you are doing and come up with a caption for this photo:
(The photo comes from this site. Yes! The Flowbee lives!)
The person who submits the winning caption, as determined by our panel of distinguished judges, will receive a valuable prize that judi will think of once she realizes what I have done here.
Update: judi has come up with some really lame excellent prize candidates, which she will describe here when she gets around to it. We will announce the winner tomorrow, and he or she can pick the prize.
Prize Update (Winner will be forced to accept choose one of the following):
1) A geniune Fiesta Bowl "yard o' beer" (beer not included) once worn by Bob the Bear
2) Two packs of "24" JOLT gum which has not been chewed by anyone
3) A DVD of Barry Manilow's "Music and Passion" PBS special
4) A small stuffed weinermobile
Download your 'Fins iPhone application
"Flowbee mini vac - endless possibilities" (IYKWIM - AITYD)
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 05:33 PM
"If used on high, it can be used to give that new double D tat a more realistic cleavage." *
*May cause slight redness and discomfort, and/or a slight case of death.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 20, 2008 at 05:33 PM
"I get paid to look this stupid. Do you?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2008 at 05:34 PM
"It's too late for me. Run, run while you still have a chance".
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | February 20, 2008 at 05:34 PM
Snork @ Elon!
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 20, 2008 at 05:34 PM
...and that's why they call me righty
Posted by: Keilwerth LA | February 20, 2008 at 05:35 PM
This Flowbee will, as demonstrated, remove headlice up to inches in diameter.
Posted by: Hans | February 20, 2008 at 05:35 PM
*ahem, Ms. judi?*
*still waiting for her Paris Hilton toilet paper prize*
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 05:36 PM
Stupid is as stupid ...
doh!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 05:36 PM
Where is his other hand, hm?
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 05:36 PM
The prizes are so prizey!
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 20, 2008 at 05:36 PM
Introducing the Pub-A-Tron
It's not just for crotches any more.
Not sold in stores.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 20, 2008 at 05:37 PM
Somewhere in the world Tom Selleck is calling his lawyers and suing for defamation of character.
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 20, 2008 at 05:37 PM
Up with People!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 05:38 PM
Disclaimer: Stray voltage may or may not cause shirt damage. Patches sold separately.
Posted by: dh | February 20, 2008 at 05:38 PM
My Big, Fat, Alien Abduction!!
Posted by: Phil | February 20, 2008 at 05:39 PM
Hair today, gone tomor- THWOOOOSHH!!!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 05:39 PM
I have lost more shop teachers this way
Posted by: Keilwerth LA | February 20, 2008 at 05:40 PM
Honey? Are you sure this is what the guy at tech support told you? Maybe he meant my "other head"- heh
Posted by: Yasmin | February 20, 2008 at 05:40 PM
I just did my chest, and boy are my nipples chaffing!
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 20, 2008 at 05:40 PM
Flowbee...It's also great for a briss...
Posted by: Afkat | February 20, 2008 at 05:41 PM
Pay no attention to that man beneath the faucet...
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 05:41 PM
Flowbee -- it's a cut above!
Posted by: sookeyjane | February 20, 2008 at 05:42 PM
Flowbee -- it's a cut above!
Posted by: sookeyjane | February 20, 2008 at 05:42 PM
Once you suck your brain out, then you can vote for Hillary.
Posted by: Larry Martell | February 20, 2008 at 05:42 PM
[ive been actually having to work hard, no kidding, and with a bad cold... so i'm back]
You too can be smarter than a 5th grader with this flowbee brain stimulator.... call in now and we'll give you a free hand mirror........so you can see how stupid you look too. void where prohibited.
Posted by: queensbee | February 20, 2008 at 05:42 PM
What a drip!
Posted by: DeskDiva, capitalizing on Cat R.'s comment | February 20, 2008 at 05:43 PM
It's the coolest!
Posted by: Keilwerth LA | February 20, 2008 at 05:44 PM
Who the hell got a hold of my yearbook photos?
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 20, 2008 at 05:44 PM
Can't dance? No problem! You, too, can learn The Twist within minutes!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 05:44 PM
And the Manilow DVD goes to . . . hot d@mn, get out and run while you still can!!!!
Posted by: Texgal | February 20, 2008 at 05:44 PM
Bwhahahahaha, Doc!
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 05:45 PM
This is how Al Gore invented the Internet!
Posted by: Alfred | February 20, 2008 at 05:45 PM
heh heh
heh heh
ready?
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 05:45 PM
I'm not kidding, make sure the camera's on. We can only do this once.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 05:46 PM
Dammit! I TOLD you to stop playing with that Shop Vac®!
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 05:47 PM
Wench, apply "boobie looby" mentioned in earlier thread.
Posted by: Texgal | February 20, 2008 at 05:47 PM
"One time, at Flowbee camp..."
(yes, Doc, he does look like you.)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2008 at 05:49 PM
Styling gel snort @ Yasmin.
Posted by: Texgal | February 20, 2008 at 05:49 PM
This may end up as the MOAT'S - you people are cracking me UP !
Posted by: Telecomdropout | February 20, 2008 at 05:50 PM
"This is how Dave Barry gets his great ideas"
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 05:50 PM
Ear tickle? When a Q-Tip just isn't enough.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 05:51 PM
Now Get ready for the full Marine Hair Cut
Posted by: Alfred | February 20, 2008 at 05:51 PM
The Buzz-ed Cut
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 05:52 PM
Is your forehead not trapezoidal enough? No? Have we got a product for you!
Posted by: Keilwerth LA | February 20, 2008 at 05:53 PM
What Happens in shop Class, Stays in Shop class
Posted by: Alfred | February 20, 2008 at 05:53 PM
My brain hurts!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 05:53 PM
"Can also be applied to your cat's face to remove hair balls."
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 20, 2008 at 05:54 PM
Telecom - it's not even gonna come close. There's at least one thread out there with 4400 posts.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 05:54 PM
Caption ideas:
1. "I can has a haircut?"
2. "Hoist by his own petard."
3. "I'm going as Telly Savalas for Halloween. I'll be ready in two minutes. Grab my Tootsie Pop for me will ya?"
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 20, 2008 at 05:54 PM
Where SPAM comes from.
(ok, no more Python)
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 05:55 PM
"I'm gonna suck that dirt right outta my hair..."
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 05:55 PM
Actually, I suppose for authenticity that first one should read, "I can haz a harcut?"
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 20, 2008 at 05:56 PM
"I'm gonna suck that hair right outta that man..."
;-)
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 05:56 PM
Siouxie - ISIANMTU :
I just pulled up the Blog for my co-worker, and was explaining how a blog works and etc. He's still not clear on the concept, but I told him that Dave/Judi just introduce the ideas, and all the brilliant people on the blog just go crazy and write the rest themselves. So kinda GMTA - sorta, mebbe, perhaps, ok, not really, but it seemed kinda similar ...
Posted by: Telecomdropout | February 20, 2008 at 05:59 PM
(Why did I have TWO kids? Back to school to get the other one -- carry on!)
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 05:59 PM
"Please do not confuse this with a Christian sex toy."
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 20, 2008 at 05:59 PM
Wow, Diva, I had no idea !
Posted by: Telecomdropout | February 20, 2008 at 06:01 PM
Ok, so I put the pneumatic wrench on my head, push the trigger and YEEEEEAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
Posted by: SpecialNobodie | February 20, 2008 at 06:01 PM
*waves @ Tel's co-worker* hehe
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 06:02 PM
*SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 06:04 PM
This is why "24" is so sorely missed around here. It was the one day of the week where everyone would make and appearance and the humor was off the charts. *sigh*
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 20, 2008 at 06:04 PM
"Once your brains are sucked out, you'll be a Republican!"
Posted by: Zoltar | February 20, 2008 at 06:05 PM
With Nair-ly a clue, this man is clearly Head and Shoulders above the competition. Just don't call his invention "hair-brained".
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 20, 2008 at 06:07 PM
Doc - a resounding AMEN to that!!! I miss Marwan. :-(
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 06:07 PM
*snork*@ Mike, 5:32!
Posted by: CJrun | February 20, 2008 at 06:08 PM
*aims machete suction attachment @ Zoltar*
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 06:09 PM
When I asked my wife for h$ad, this is *not* what I had in mind!
Posted by: Wilberforce | February 20, 2008 at 06:09 PM
Tired of doing the Hokey-Pokey the old-fashioned way? ....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 06:09 PM
I am so glad to be watching Siouxie wield the machete at someone else for a change. *ducks anyway...just in case*
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 20, 2008 at 06:11 PM
"Ladies, you can now pour brain cells into your man!"
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 06:12 PM
You'd better, Doc. That thing has a wide radius, and now that it's electrified...? WATCH OUT!
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 06:12 PM
*Tel's co-worker BLUSHES, and waves back*
(He's not ready for the fame and fortune that is the blog)
Posted by: Telecomdropout | February 20, 2008 at 06:12 PM
Another keyboard shot to Hell. Thanks Wilberforce. *chucks beer-covered keyboard in the trash from the snorkage*
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 20, 2008 at 06:13 PM
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning for
Quality hair-care at
Affordable prices!"
Posted by: Mike Marsh | February 20, 2008 at 06:13 PM
The most abject of apologies, of course, to Emma Lazarus.
Posted by: Mike Marsh | February 20, 2008 at 06:13 PM
Perfect for ear and nose hair too!
Posted by: Jazzzz | February 20, 2008 at 06:15 PM
Well, then, Telecom, tell him I said "Hello," too!
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 06:16 PM
Hi, Jazzzz!! (that's from me and NOT a caption for the photo.)
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 06:17 PM
"You'll know the head is full when hair begins to leak out the nose."
Posted by: Patrick the frequent lurker | February 20, 2008 at 06:18 PM
Wow. 180 comments in just over an hour. That's a record these days!
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 06:18 PM
"Instant Man: Just add Beer!"
Posted by: TrillianAstra | February 20, 2008 at 06:19 PM
"DOWN ROBOT JUMBO!!" (notice the goofy safari shirt)
Posted by: Patrick the frequent lurker | February 20, 2008 at 06:20 PM
Back, and SNORKing at everyone again!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 06:21 PM
Whew! Thanx for 'splain' Diva. I thought you were sayin' we looked alike.......I don't have a mustache
Posted by: Jazzzz | February 20, 2008 at 06:22 PM
This is a man.
This is a man on Flowbee. Any questions?
(And this is the bot after I get hold of it!)
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 06:22 PM
"Hair's the wind-up...."
*man spins out of control*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2008 at 06:23 PM
You can't look away, can you?
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 06:23 PM
Jazzzz - he can't compare to you! :-*
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 06:23 PM
Alright, Mr. Cruise. What next?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 06:25 PM
Vote Dave Barry for President, yes, of the United States. Or the brain gets it.
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 06:26 PM
Oh, Meanie - NOW I get how L. Ron Hubbard did it!
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 20, 2008 at 06:27 PM
Tired of forgetting your head because it wasn't screwed on tightly enough?
Posted by: Lairbo | February 20, 2008 at 06:27 PM
"I'm getting paid for this, what's your excuse?"
Posted by: Mike Marsh | February 20, 2008 at 06:27 PM
LOL Cat!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2008 at 06:27 PM
"That's right-- the new Flowbee model has a REVERSE function! Now you can take all the hair you trimmed off of your back, and put it right on top of your head!"
Posted by: GreatCircle | February 20, 2008 at 06:27 PM
I don't think those Penthouse letter writers know what they're talking about ...
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2008 at 06:28 PM
"Can be used on both ends, but be sure to use our crack attachment."
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 20, 2008 at 06:29 PM
"Now all I do is lift myself off this cliff, and drop down on that unsuspecting Roadrunner..."
Posted by: Mike Marsh | February 20, 2008 at 06:29 PM
Whip it! Whip it good!
Posted by: Cat R. | February 20, 2008 at 06:29 PM