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February 11, 2008
BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT NOBODY SHOULD GET HURT
Dave "Twenty Eyes" Barry
(Thanks to Jazzzz)
Posted by Dave on February 11, 2008 at 09:28 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink
Comments
?The Ox?
Posted by: daisymae | 09:30 AM on February 11, 2008
Baby Buns?????
Posted by: Trouble | 09:32 AM on February 11, 2008
"Dreamboat"? Wow, this thing is AMAZING!!!!
Posted by: Eileen | 09:34 AM on February 11, 2008
Bãrön "The Rooster" vønKlýff????
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | 09:36 AM on February 11, 2008
The Mouthpiece. Hmmmm....
Posted by: Meditrina | 09:39 AM on February 11, 2008
Youse got a problem wid dat???
Posted by: Siouxie "Killer" Cruz | 09:41 AM on February 11, 2008
The Harpoon
Posted by: Layzeeboy | 09:42 AM on February 11, 2008
The Just.
Just what?
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | 09:43 AM on February 11, 2008
The Umpire!
Strike one! Strike Two! Strike Three! Yeeeeer ooooouuuttta there!
Haha! I like that name. And now we are all on the mobs hitlist after visiting that page. Oh well, life will go on without us.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 09:46 AM on February 11, 2008
Guin "The Lemming". *snork*
Posted by: Guin | 09:49 AM on February 11, 2008
The Hawk
Posted by: sthnbelle | 09:53 AM on February 11, 2008
The Clam??? I don't even live near an ocean.
Posted by: billinbossier | 09:54 AM on February 11, 2008
I got "Twenty Eyes" the first time, too, so I guess Dave and me's gonna hafta meet in Jersey someplace and settle this all proper like, onced and fer all.
Second time out I got "The Gimp."
Posted by: Lairbo | 09:58 AM on February 11, 2008
Lizzy, I get "The Umpire" if I go with "Siouxie" and if I use "Susy" I get 'Napalm'.
Posted by: Siouxie | 10:02 AM on February 11, 2008
Siouxie, They've been reading the blog apparently!
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 10:08 AM on February 11, 2008
Hillary Clinton = The Vampire
Bill Clinton = The Mannequin
Posted by: Dr. Bob | 10:23 AM on February 11, 2008
You'd think, no??
Posted by: Siouxie | 10:25 AM on February 11, 2008
I got 'The Knitter' and 'The Mouthpiece'. Very interesting.
Posted by: KOW | 10:27 AM on February 11, 2008
Dr. Bob, if you were to use William Clinton the name generated is "Three Fingers".
Posted by: Siouxie | 10:31 AM on February 11, 2008
"The Ugly" SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted by: judi | 10:47 AM on February 11, 2008
The Icepick. Yay! I'm heading to Minnesota to assist with ice fishing.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 10:48 AM on February 11, 2008
The Icepick.
I like it.
Posted by: snif | 10:50 AM on February 11, 2008
judi, that's like where you say someone is "bad" and really mean they are good.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 11:01 AM on February 11, 2008
"No Thumbs"
I'm not sure if I like that or not.....
Posted by: tw | 11:02 AM on February 11, 2008
Hillary "The Vampire" Clinton
John "The Stare" McCain
John "The Heartbreaker" Edwards
Barack "The Pope" Obama
I vaguely recall a Dave Barry column from years back giving advice on how to get out of a meeting, by having an accomplice barge in and say that there's a phone call for you from the President, or the Pope. Followed by a clarification that it should be one or the other, not both, as that would sound suspicious. I think Barack Obama just doubled all our chances of escaping meetings.
Posted by: boo | 11:02 AM on February 11, 2008
Sweet Nostrils?
Posted by: scmommy | 11:04 AM on February 11, 2008
Siouxie: Yeah, but if I use Three Fingers as the name I get The Fist. Go figure.
Posted by: Dr. Bob | 11:04 AM on February 11, 2008
Arnold "The Enforcer" Schwarzenegger
Maria "The Jury-Tamperer" Shriver
Ted "Junior Mint" Kennedy
Barry "The Mouthpiece" Manilow
Does this program know something we humans don't?
Posted by: boo | 11:11 AM on February 11, 2008
Twinkle Toes? I only dance when I'm drunk. Oh...nevermind.
Posted by: Suzy Q | 11:14 AM on February 11, 2008
The Jeweler. I like.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | 11:20 AM on February 11, 2008
Typing in "Twenty Eyes" got me "The Rooster".
Posted by: Lairbo | 11:26 AM on February 11, 2008
If I use my maiden name, I get "Lonely Guy"...wassup wid that???
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:42 AM on February 11, 2008
Ted "Mullet" Habte-Gabr.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 11:47 AM on February 11, 2008
The Ostrich.Yep, that's me. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil and run like he!!...
Posted by: Kathybear | 11:50 AM on February 11, 2008
The Compass...
Posted by: Omit This | 12:17 PM on February 11, 2008
When I entered "Matthew Filar" it came up with "The Harpoon". Not bad, I thought - bit of a nautical theme. When I entered "Matt Filar" it selected "Chimpy Nuts". Which do you think is better?
Posted by: MATTHEW Filar | 12:18 PM on February 11, 2008
The Compass...
Posted by: Omit This | 12:18 PM on February 11, 2008
Walt "The Executioner" Disney. Strangely appropriate.
Posted by: will | 12:21 PM on February 11, 2008
Matt, I kinda like "Chimpy Nuts".
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:24 PM on February 11, 2008
I agree, Siouxie. Anybody can have a name like The Harpoon. Chimpy Nuts is/are kinda special.
Posted by: Matt Filar | 12:26 PM on February 11, 2008
"Danger-Prone" -- yeah, I like it!
Posted by: klezmerphan | 12:29 PM on February 11, 2008
Don't tell me anything.
Posted by: NotSoShyJan the Squealer | 12:34 PM on February 11, 2008
The Pope
Posted by: lynna | 12:35 PM on February 11, 2008
LOL @ Jan the Squealer.
Posted by: Meditrina | 12:39 PM on February 11, 2008
The Pope
Posted by: lynna | 12:40 PM on February 11, 2008
My wife's mob name: The Mannequin
I'll really be sleeping with the fishes if I tell her about that one.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 12:48 PM on February 11, 2008
HEY!!! I got "baby buns" too...I want my money back...
whut?
Posted by: Afkat | 01:07 PM on February 11, 2008
How come some'a youse guys get to be "The Pope," but I only get to be "The Bishop"?
Posted by: cspencef | 01:22 PM on February 11, 2008
Yeah, cspencef, but da Pope doesn't have THIS.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 01:36 PM on February 11, 2008
Cspencef: don't knock it. The Bishop is a man of action!
Posted by: will | 01:41 PM on February 11, 2008
Great minds think alike, meanie.
Posted by: will | 01:43 PM on February 11, 2008
And so do ours.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 01:45 PM on February 11, 2008
if I use Elizabeth: "The Mortician."
If I use Betsi: "Pants."
Posted by: betis | 01:53 PM on February 11, 2008
What about betis?? ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:55 PM on February 11, 2008
mine is "the bishop"!!!! i thought for sure it would be gefilte fish mamma or something. now i'm thinking about that great python skit where terry j is a bishop......
Posted by: queensbee | 01:55 PM on February 11, 2008
Mot "Napalm" the Hoople
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | 01:56 PM on February 11, 2008
hey they give the same name to several people .... you dont suppose this thing is a fake, do you???
Posted by: queensbee | 02:00 PM on February 11, 2008
oh and thanks for the link to the bishop skit. one of my faves.
we wuz too late...
Posted by: queensbee | 02:05 PM on February 11, 2008
If I enter Suzy Q instead of my real name, I get Ghandi Mangler. That's WAY better than Twinkle Toes!
Posted by: Suzy Q | 02:12 PM on February 11, 2008
Judi: I'm "The Ugly" too. Frankly, I am a bit offended.
Posted by: Sam | 02:14 PM on February 11, 2008
The Merciless...
Posted by: zippy_w_pinhead | 02:14 PM on February 11, 2008
*zips in*™
I'm not doing it because I think if I do, the terrorists will win. But I did want to comment that it has a bad word in it.....
I hope Mary's kids don't see it.
Posted by: Eleanor | 02:18 PM on February 11, 2008
*sigh* I just don't wanna know why.
Posted by: Desk "Three Fingers" Diva | 02:19 PM on February 11, 2008
El, I did yours ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | 02:39 PM on February 11, 2008
"The Pipsqueak"...really? *sigh*
Posted by: Doc Rick | 02:52 PM on February 11, 2008
Yo, waiddaminute! It gave me Cheryl's "The Jeweler" nickname too! What's up wid dat...?
Posted by: Wes S. | 03:00 PM on February 11, 2008
just not a party animal, I guess
Posted by: m | 03:07 PM on February 11, 2008
hey where'd the rest of my name go? I been dissed!
m"The Lone Drinker"m
Posted by: m | 03:11 PM on February 11, 2008
I dunno. The Funny Moustache doesn't really suit me...
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | 03:13 PM on February 11, 2008
Chris, but your wife might enjoy it ;-)(IYKWIM, AITYD)
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:17 PM on February 11, 2008
Y, IDKWYM. I thought of that - and I know she does.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | 03:18 PM on February 11, 2008
Wes. Take it up with the consigliere, or you and me, are going take it to the mattresses.
Posted by: Cheryl "The Jeweler" Howard | 03:21 PM on February 11, 2008
Hey, Pipsqueak! Good to see you! ROFLMAO. :-D
Chris - I like the name. :)
Posted by: DeskDiva | 03:34 PM on February 11, 2008
My real name give me The Mannequin, just like Bill "my wife is a vampire" Clinton. So, check Mrs. Thunking's name. She is the Weed Whacker, odd because I do all the yard work.
Posted by: random "the ugly" thunking | 03:55 PM on February 11, 2008
If you go to that page and then click on the View menu and then "View Page Source" you can see all the nicknames that it chooses from. My favorite unmentioned one so far: "Cedar Teeth".
Posted by: SpecialNobodie | 04:02 PM on February 11, 2008
Oooooh, Cheryl, that sounds dirty...
*resumes cleaning his Chicago typewriter and ironing his pinstripe suit*
Posted by: Wes "Da Real Jeweler" S. | 04:04 PM on February 11, 2008
LMAO I love "The Self-Toucher"
Posted by: Siouxie | 04:12 PM on February 11, 2008
I did a variant of my name and came up with "Extra Arm". Extra Aram and The Self-Toucher should go out on a date.
Posted by: random "the ugly" thunking | 04:30 PM on February 11, 2008
Are ya gonna tell me, Siouxie? Keeping in mind how sick i AM. ;)
And BTW, props and a shout out to Jazzzz for an excellent link. :)
Posted by: Eleanor | 04:34 PM on February 11, 2008
Depending on my using my real name, versus the name I use at work, I'm either The Ugly, or The Yak.
So the question is...
Would The Ugly Yaks BAGNFARB?
Posted by: Susan | 04:47 PM on February 11, 2008
No, Susan, the real question is, why don't you use your real name at work? :-)
Wandering minds... oops, wondering minds...
Posted by: klezmerphan | 05:55 PM on February 11, 2008
"Knuckles"
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Ernie G | 06:20 PM on February 11, 2008
klezmer, because Susan is a radio star and needs a radio star name. :)
Posted by: Eleanor | 06:36 PM on February 11, 2008
...continuing
and doesn't want to be stalked by men who fall in love with her radio voice.
Questions?
Posted by: Eleanor | 06:37 PM on February 11, 2008
I got "The Bastard" for what I'm called and "Cedar Teeth" for my legal name.
Posted by: wingpup | 07:09 PM on February 11, 2008
Suzy--Ghandi Mangler?? I'm intrigued!
I got "Danger-Prone." Seeing as how my (Italian) family and I are constantly walking into things, and bumping our heads on things, it's a perfect fit!
Posted by: Renee (the First) | 07:52 PM on February 11, 2008
Ladies better be on the look out for Matthew "Heartbreaker" Morrison. That is much better than Matt "The Waterboy" Morrison.
Posted by: Matt Morrison | 08:17 PM on February 11, 2008
Richard "The Mad Russian" the Weasel-Hearted
... just doesn't flow off the tongue, somehow.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | 09:20 PM on February 11, 2008
I haven't even been to Italy.
Posted by: Kristie "the Ventian" | 09:23 PM on February 11, 2008
Did anyone else look at the code to see how it worked, and try to choose a name based on that?
I didn't think so. Sigh.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | 09:49 PM on February 11, 2008
Hey, Elon, I'm "Danger-Prone," not "Computer Genius."
Posted by: Renee (the First) | 10:20 PM on February 11, 2008
"Cedar Teeth". For a pirate, not bad!
Posted by: PirateBoy | 12:32 AM on February 12, 2008
Me, too, m.
Just my luck that the blogbar is empty and here I am, drinking alone.
*sigh*
Posted by: Scott "The Lone Drinker" MGS | 12:44 AM on February 12, 2008
Oh, and Elon? I did.
Posted by: Scott "The Lone Drinker" MGS | 12:46 AM on February 12, 2008
