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February 27, 2008

ATTENTION, YOUNG PEOPLE WISHING TO GET A FOOTHOLD WORK IN WASHINGTON

Here's an exciting opportunity.

(Thanks to Andy the TropicHunt.com guy)

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"Interns are paired with staff members..."

NO! NOT gonna go there...

no mention of stance preferences...

"it is an incredible opportunity to get a behind-the-scenes look at how our government functions while serving the people of Idaho."

nuff said

A great way to get ahead. In this dog-eat-dog world.

A wide stance is preferred "in order to best utilize their talents."

Another case of making ends meet?

"Successful applicants will be able to demonstrate fluence in foot-tapping and sign language."

Applications may be submitted by passing them under the metal divider.

"Senator, we seem to be getting a lot of online hits from a link at the Miami Herald. Perhaps we should advertise there."

Sleazy politician.
Interns.
All we need now is a blue dress.

lol, aw.

"Successful applicants will be able to demonstrate fluence in foot-tapping and sign language."

Why did I read that as flatulence?

"It is recommended that applications be delivered personally to the regional offices. Please attach a nude photograph."

Senator - warning: interns are NOT to be taken internally.

I wonder if he likes cigars....

Robin Meade on CNN Headline News must be reading us during the breaks. She just referenced this story and made a "wide stance" joke.

speak up! cant hear you thru this partition..

I suspect Larry Craig would be a shoe-in (sorry) during the Barry Administration's limbo contests.

Doc-I saw that, too, and wondered the same.

I assume it's an entry-level position?

I'm sure knee pads are required.

Knee pads can be ridden written off.

"it is an incredible opportunity to get a behind-the-scenes look at how our government functions while serving the people of Idaho."

*ahem* "Behind-the-scenes." No thanks.

Something about that left a bad taste in my mouth.

"Tapdancing skills a plus."

Kid: "Hey mom, I applied for an internship. Can you drive me to my interview this afternoon?"

Mom: "Sure, honey. Where is it?"

Kid: "It's at the airport."

There should be a warning on this one not to open it when you have a mouthful of coffee! I laughed so hard, I sprayed coffee all over my computer monitor!

Cleanup in stall #2!

*hands paper under divider from Stall #1*

Sleazy politician.
Interns.
All we need now is a blue dress.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | 09:44 AM on February 27, 2008


I believe you meant blue trousers. Actually, who needs pants? A lovely blue tie. I'll stop before I go off the deep end

OK....all of the jokes I was about to post have already been posted...

We surrender....

LOL, Probably the only politician to trust with our daughters

Lucky entrants will be posted(scrawled??) on CRAIGS LIST (In every airport rest room.)

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