ATTENTION, MANLY MEN OF THE MASCULINE KIND
(Thanks to jon)
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February 16, 2008
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What a great GAG gift!!!
Posted by: Punkin | February 16, 2008 at 09:52 AM
I prefer to just turn on "The View." (Worked better when Rosie was still on.)
Posted by: SW | February 16, 2008 at 09:52 AM
(Oh, and the pills are cute, too.)
Posted by: Punkin | February 16, 2008 at 09:52 AM
"Our products are all placebos, designed to not affect the size of the penis in any way save the unexplained placebo effect."
Boy, that would be embarrassing, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Auntie M | February 16, 2008 at 09:53 AM
I'm holding out for way to increase my mortgage payments. Preferrably from Nigeria.
Posted by: Lairbo | February 16, 2008 at 09:56 AM
OK, that's just funny. Although I thought my medical records were supposed to be private.
Posted by: CJrun | February 16, 2008 at 10:00 AM
Does this mean that tube sock sales will shrink?
Posted by: Texgal | February 16, 2008 at 10:01 AM
Snork @ CJ.
Posted by: Meditrina | February 16, 2008 at 10:03 AM
When you order this, they send you a bucket of ice water and instructions on how to crouch & dip.
Posted by: padraig | February 16, 2008 at 10:56 AM
The "unexplained placebo effect" is how I described that unusual outburst on the train the other day.
Posted by: slyeyes | February 16, 2008 at 11:08 AM
Did you read the 'teste-moan-ials'?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 16, 2008 at 01:23 PM
I think this is the same company that sold me that DVD rewinder ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | February 16, 2008 at 01:24 PM
Wow. My little gag site linked from the master. I'm not worthy!
The whole thing grew out of a joke last Thanksgiving, where I commented about all the spam I was receiving and how it didn't address the problem I as a man had -- that of my penis being too large, too hard, too confidence-inspiring -- and so what I really wanted was something to help me address it without actually affecting it in any way. A quick trip to my dns registrar and the joke was off and running. I'd still like to add sections like "Email we would send, if we sent email" and "Action Photos", and in the next month or so I'm hoping to get an informercial filmed and up on YouTube.
If anyone actually wants to order something, DAVEBARRY as a coupon code will give 20% off. If I knew where to send it I'd send a box to Dave too.
Posted by: stattenf | February 17, 2008 at 01:57 PM
stattenf - send it attn: judi smith % The Herald. She'll make sure he gets it. Thanks for the coupon. Maybe you would consider selling a similar product- the Cranio-penis-reduction pill - for dickheads. I know the perfect recipient!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 17, 2008 at 05:12 PM