ATTENTION ALL CUMBERLAND COUNTY UNITS
Be on the lookout for this guy:
Who could actually be this guy, in disguise:
Another likely suspect:
(Thanks to Justin Barber)
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February 08, 2008
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Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 08, 2008 at 03:08 PM
Every girl's crazy 'bout a cross-dressed man.
(Sorry, ZZ)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 08, 2008 at 03:10 PM
LOL Annie!
Sorry...but the first one looks like a woman.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 08, 2008 at 03:11 PM
Shod-dy journalism - what size are his boots? If they were my size, I'd hit him just for the boots.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 08, 2008 at 03:12 PM
Someone should shame him into accessorizing properly. Pearls, maybe some hoop earrings, the right purse.
Not you, Gene. You're fab. Don't ever change. Or jump out into the street.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 08, 2008 at 03:18 PM
Maybe the guy was just holding up a mannequin in front of him?
Or maybe he had a sex doll and he was... ewwwwwww.
Posted by: padraig | February 08, 2008 at 03:20 PM
"Attention all eunuchs...."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 08, 2008 at 03:21 PM
It's alright, he's from Barcelona.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 08, 2008 at 03:22 PM
The drawing (not Gene) looks like the image of a woman with a fake mustache. It reminds me of something out of one of those bad 80's movies where a girl dresses up as a boy to win the heart of the boy she loves (or something like that).
Posted by: Schadeboy | February 08, 2008 at 03:27 PM
Either way, he NEEDS a new haircut!
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 08, 2008 at 03:28 PM
"The man apparently wears black thigh-high stockings, a garter belt and a camisole, in addition to the boots ... Although the composite sketch shows a somewhat effeminate face, investigators say it is definitely a man."
Yup. If that's all he's wearing, then you certainly would be able to determine if it's a man.
Posted by: Danny | February 08, 2008 at 03:29 PM
I think he's single. crossgirl told me.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 08, 2008 at 03:34 PM
What purse goes with that mustache? Maybe we should ask Doc Rick.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 08, 2008 at 03:35 PM
Schadeboy, I know that always works for me.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 08, 2008 at 03:36 PM
I'm almost certain it's this guy
Posted by: Afkat | February 08, 2008 at 03:43 PM
You know ya want me Annie. You went looking for my old modeling pics from the '80s. *hehe*
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 08, 2008 at 03:43 PM
*smacks Afkat with a fake mustache*
UNCALLED for!
Doc - I know that ain't you. Your mustache is a lot lighter. ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 08, 2008 at 03:44 PM
Now, now Afkat. Let's not get started.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 08, 2008 at 03:46 PM
Fine, if everybody wants to break out into a full scale brain bleach war here ya go.
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 08, 2008 at 03:55 PM
Meanie - Dear, don't play back or Doc's likely to spear our eyes with that horrid RS pic again.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 08, 2008 at 03:55 PM
A man in the Standish area has forced other drivers to swerve, and it's not a prank, officials say.
If I saw that coming my way, there would be nothing forced about my swerving out of the way. It would be completely voluntary!
Posted by: fivver | February 08, 2008 at 03:56 PM
Maybe the suspect is the bastard love child of Celine Dion and Barry Manilow...
If he's running loose on the streets, this could make a good sequel to "Cloverfield" except the people would be running a lot faster...
Posted by: Adult delinquent | February 08, 2008 at 03:57 PM
Danny, this guy is in Portland, Maine, it's probably so cold that you can't really tell that it's a guy, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: wickedwitch | February 08, 2008 at 04:00 PM
Snork @ AD!
Posted by: Doc Rick | February 08, 2008 at 04:00 PM
ROFL, ww! Unless, of course, he's a barnacle in drag.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 08, 2008 at 04:04 PM
Barnacle in drag *SNORK!*
...another good name for a rock band...
"... Although the composite sketch shows a somewhat effeminate face, investigators say it is definitely a man."
You don't think the moustache had anything to do with that?
Posted by: Circuit7 | February 08, 2008 at 04:24 PM
Key quote: Were you interviewed for this story?
Maybe he's just trying to sell Bridgestone Tires.
Posted by: oneblankspace | February 08, 2008 at 05:56 PM
Anyone know if John Edwards has been sportin' a 'stache?
(Could also be a "wide-stance" toilet user wearing a wig...)
Posted by: Mark | February 08, 2008 at 06:23 PM
The behavior is not necessarily criminal in terms of dress, but the fact he's jumping out in roadways and apparently targeting females who are alone, driving their cars, seems to suggest to us we have to talk to him
Ya think? um, duuh.
Posted by: queensbee | February 09, 2008 at 08:14 AM
This guy needs a sketch-artist website:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13208
Posted by: Phil Dinn | February 09, 2008 at 01:33 PM
"Methinks Weingarten sports a mullet." - Googlenope (until now).
"Gene is far more attractive than that hairy transvestite." - Yes! Googlenope again!
"Doesn't Weingarten just set your loins aquiver?" - Hat Trick!
Posted by: Federal Duck | February 09, 2008 at 02:41 PM