ADVISORY TO PEOPLE WEARING TROUSERS
(Thanks to sjhaller and, of course, Siouxie)
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February 27, 2008
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Dave, will you be testing this like you tested the rollerblade Barbie?
Posted by: ellie | February 27, 2008 at 09:24 AM
I've gotten pretty heated up in cords before....but it usually involved dancing and alcohol....
Posted by: russellmc | February 27, 2008 at 09:27 AM
I hope they're gonna drug test him.
BTW, I see the blog was exhibiting a clear leaning to the right today. Soon it'll be endorsing McCain.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | February 27, 2008 at 09:30 AM
I wouldn't believe thing that guys says! His pants are on fire!
Posted by: Andrew | February 27, 2008 at 09:31 AM
They should put his underwear in a museum or something!
[*snork*@ Andrew!]
Posted by: CJrun | February 27, 2008 at 09:37 AM
"Witnesses said he was like a flaming human torch cycling along the road."
'Flaming Human Torch" WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Texgal | February 27, 2008 at 09:42 AM
Whew! Good thing I'm not wearing any!
Posted by: wingpup | February 27, 2008 at 09:48 AM
Reminds me of this real cool movie I saw the other day...
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 27, 2008 at 09:53 AM
*adds "Schwin" to the list of things that cause Dangerously Hot Crotches.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 27, 2008 at 09:54 AM
Good movie too, Steve.
*wonders if I can get a pair of those for the ex*
Posted by: Siouxie | February 27, 2008 at 09:55 AM
sorry i'm late, boss, but as i was cycling down the road, my pants caught fire and...
Posted by: queensbee | February 27, 2008 at 10:10 AM
Sioxie, he only burned his legs, back and stomach. Apparently the danglies were spared.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 27, 2008 at 10:57 AM
Just one more reason exercise is bad for you.
Posted by: KOW | February 27, 2008 at 11:13 AM
ooooooooh well, Layzee. Back to the old drawing board.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 27, 2008 at 11:17 AM
TexGal, I think Flaming Human Torch is already a comic book character, ™ and all that by Marvel Comics....
Posted by: Kathybear | February 27, 2008 at 11:39 AM
*goes online to order a Utilikilt, now*
*watches funny ads on Utilikilt site*
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 27, 2008 at 11:46 AM
*snork* @ Scott and his Utilikilt! I want pictures!
Love the ad.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 27, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Serves him right for dressing in those dorky lycra cycling pants.
Posted by: Dr Acula | February 27, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Scott has pictures of himself in a kilt?! *fans self* I need to see!!
Also, hearty *snork* @ Andrew. Now THAT'S a quick wit, Bro!
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 27, 2008 at 12:28 PM
A few months ago I was walking and felt burning on my leg. I reached in my pocket and pulled out a quarter and a 9-volt battery that were both very hot. It turns out the the battery terminals rested on top of the quarter, which created an electrical connection and created heat and electricity. If I hadn't pulled them out, my trousers may have gone up in flames, too!
Posted by: Braniff77 | February 27, 2008 at 01:27 PM
Braniff - face it. You're just SSSSSMOKIN' hot! ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 27, 2008 at 01:42 PM
I had one of those rollerblade Barbie dolls. The skates never caught anything on fire, much to my brother's disappointment
Posted by: Sarah J | February 27, 2008 at 02:32 PM
Must be related to Lindsay "firecrotch" Lohan
Posted by: DavCat | February 27, 2008 at 06:58 PM
Sounds like a faulty French cigarette lighter is/was the culprit?
Believe it or not, My Dad carried one French lighter that burnt a hole in his pocket.. It was a Zippo type, but designed with a preloaded igniter Just a touch,and the spring loaded striker fires. I've read that designer now works for Citroen (FR: LEMON)
Posted by: Ednausean | February 29, 2008 at 12:49 AM