ADVISORY TO MEN WHO ARE HOPING TO ENJOY VALENTINE'S DAY
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("Thanks" to DavCat)
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February 14, 2008
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"Nailed" while being robbed???? Can we be sure it wasn't just a home grown penial implant?
Posted by: Diane W. in Houston | February 14, 2008 at 09:09 AM
Attention ladies: If you want to show your man true love, get him some of this.
Posted by: wiredog | February 14, 2008 at 09:09 AM
Ok, I'm a girl, and even I winced and crossed my legs.
Happy VD to you, Dave.
Posted by: Punkin | February 14, 2008 at 09:09 AM
OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!!!!
How could the guy have walked around for THREE days with that problem? Must have had to pee like the devil!
Posted by: Expat_Canuck | February 14, 2008 at 09:20 AM
Doesn't it bother any body that they have a word for the "non-surgical procedure known as a cystoscopy"
Like they do this OFTEN!!!!????
Double ouch!
Posted by: beaniehampton | February 14, 2008 at 09:26 AM
i thought guys liked long nails...
Posted by: crossgirl | February 14, 2008 at 09:27 AM
beanie: of course I HAD to look up "cystoscopy" on wikipedia.org and apparently this procedure is more commonly used to investigate bladder problems rather than to remove foreign objects...I guess now there is a new application for this procedure.
Posted by: Expat_Canuck | February 14, 2008 at 09:29 AM
The "gang of Bahrains" excuse is the oldest one in the book.
Posted by: Leetie | February 14, 2008 at 09:30 AM
"inserted there without his knowledge"
Umm... Just how can that happen? Where these belligerent Bahrainis (WBAGNFAStreetGang?) anesthesiologists? Jazzzz? A little help, here?
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 14, 2008 at 09:32 AM
wiredog - Or this
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 14, 2008 at 09:35 AM
Maced or pepper-sprayed in the face, robbed, fondled by a marauding gang of Bahrainis, winds up in the ER having a nail removed, gets deported.
Du-u-ude, you might be better off where you came from...
Posted by: estrogen centrale | February 14, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Now, gangs of Bahrainis are arming themselves w/nailguns - whut ever happened to knives, machetes, or plain old handguns???
Posted by: estrogen centrale | February 14, 2008 at 11:31 AM
An idle Bahrain is the devil's workshop.
Posted by: Leetie | February 14, 2008 at 11:43 AM
*arms outstretched over my head, bows to Leetie*
Kudos!
Posted by: estrogen centrale | February 14, 2008 at 11:58 AM
While I would never make fun of someone's name, I couldn't help but notice this article was written by Mandeep Singh...
Shouldn't that have been Manhigh Singh?
SNORK!
(NTTAWWT)
Posted by: Circuit7 | February 14, 2008 at 12:13 PM
I'm guessing the nail was probably one-inch or maybe one and a half-inches long at most.
Posted by: Davem_va | February 14, 2008 at 12:17 PM
I bet he's the first guy who wishes he'll never get nailed again.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 14, 2008 at 12:20 PM
He probably wishes he were screwed instead.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 14, 2008 at 02:53 PM
What with the threads and all, Meanie, that actually sounds more painful.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 14, 2008 at 03:14 PM
Let's see, I think it's righty tighty, lefty loosey ... or is it ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 14, 2008 at 05:46 PM
But you really only want a knowledgable contractor who knows what he's doing.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 14, 2008 at 06:12 PM