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January 31, 2008

WASN'T THIS A SHERLOCK HOLMES MYSTERY?

The Telltale Salami Chunk

(Thanks to Onterrible)

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Poe, po hungry German dude...

Quick, Siouxie,
The game is afoot!

I thought it was an Edgar Allen Poe short story.

"he has been charged with a total of 19 break-ins after other links were found."
So he was stealing salami and sausage.

Remember, if you don't want to get caught in the act, always hide the salami.

At long last, proof that it is better to swallow than spit.

What?

Apparently this guy hasn't ever watched an episode of CSI.

WD, so...we should

1. bite
2. chew
&. swallow

Right?

He should count his blessings, it could have been wurst.

Absolutely, Siouxie. Whenever you find yourself committing a burglary in Germany.

I never sausage an inept burglar....

Cop: *frisking perp* Is that a salami in your pants???

Perp: Why, yes, yes it is.

Cop: You're under arrest.

Frankly, that was stupid of him.

"The man, whose name was not released..."
Well, DUH! Obvioiusly his name is Oscar Mayer.

Just goes to show you need to put a raincoat on the Salami.

Consume the evidence!

It's no wonder (Wunder?)he spat it out
He asked for Cervelatwurst.
Spitting food is considered an insult in Deutschland and an affront to the Fleischen meister to 'Knock' his wurst

Siouxie,

The Poe story was "The Telltale Artichoke Heart".

The Holmes story this one is reminiscent of is
"A Salami in Bohemia"...

What a bunch of bologna.

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