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January 22, 2008

WAS IT COVERED BY THE WARRANTY?

Sweet Pea the python gets stuck in the dashboard.

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Was Meatloaf singing? Baby girl sweet pea misunderstood the lyrics.

Awww. I'm glad "little" Sweet Pea is ok.

Serpent Motors.

Stephen King is on the TODAY shoe right now!

show even

Where where???

doy! different time zone.

What the Helena?!

I didn't know you could get a warranty for your python. Mr. Bobbit should have check into that...

"Knock, Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dwayne."

"Dwayne Who...Bobbit...go away?"

"Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"

"..slithered out of her pillowcase...."

CHECK, PLEASE!!!!!

Snakes in a Van WBAGNFAM (figure it out for yourselves)

BTW - Siouxie,

How's that cloning going w/ Stephen's kazoo saliva DNA???

The snake's first owner was Tommy Roe.

The same thing happened to me with my Dodge Viper.

Punkin, Meanie got SK's kazoo. I've got Dave's. Soon we'll be able to clone the Rock Bottom Remainders!

BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

He was just trying to smuggle his snake into the country. He figured, "if someone could do it with a live human body, I certainly can do it with my snake."

Siouxie - you're sick.

Cool.

NTTAWWT Annie.

No, of course not. Never bicker with a machete-wielder.

Maybe you can put all the DNA into the Bass-O-Matic & have them all come out in one person.. .

BTW Annie, I believe congratulations are in order once again, this is becoming a regular occurrence.

Snakes in the Car - coming to a theatre near you.

Thanks, Mot. It's fun to do.

Almost as much fun as a man, a van, and his serpent.

A man, a van, and his serpent ~
Annie's veranda phantasm

Wow, Annie. You summed up Senior Prom in four words. I hadn't thought about that in a day or two. Thanks for the flashback stirring up a memory. ;-)

veranda phantasm

I'm thinking more of imagination and mint juleps than Hoffman's The Shunra and the Schmetterling, FWIW. But tell ghost snake stories if you're so minded. Be sure to invite Guido "Python" van Rossum.

SNORK @ Medetrina's Meat Loaf reference.... It took me a minute, but HA!

And on another note, I am all in favor of drivers keeping their eyes on the road and all, but how do you not notice a 5-foot snake slithering into your dash?

I mean, honestly....


Did they manage to get all the bras and panties that were stuck in the dash, too?

There once was a python named Sweet Pea,
Who sometimes drank too much iced tea,
She slithered into a duct,
Got too hot and said "Yipes I'm f----d,"
Until a team of ten mechanics got her free.

Sorry, not much ryhmes with duct.

It's.....


Montana Python's (that's where the pun fails)

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