THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using owls.
Key Quote: "Who's going to believe you've been whacked by a bird?"
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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January 28, 2008
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Obviously the owls, squirrels, racoons, etc, have heard about global warming and have also cottoned on to the fact that we've taken away a lot of their territory -- and they are pïsséd öff about it.
Posted by: AmerInParis | January 28, 2008 at 08:04 AM
It's obviously Molech. It's time to be done with the useless eaters.
Posted by: Fearless Leader | January 28, 2008 at 08:20 AM
Is Harry Potter nearby?
Posted by: OkieDokie | January 28, 2008 at 08:20 AM
They were warned not to litter..
Posted by: Hootie | January 28, 2008 at 08:32 AM
I've had a swallow swoop at me for sitting too close to its nest. (I left before it actually got me.) It was the day Professor Peter Schickele received his honorary doctorate from UND.
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 28, 2008 at 08:42 AM
"Who's going to believe you've been whacked by a bird."
Whooooo indeed?
Posted by: fivver | January 28, 2008 at 08:51 AM
How many whacks does it take to get to the center of a man's head?
Posted by: ellie | January 28, 2008 at 09:12 AM
ellie, that information could come in handy one day.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 28, 2008 at 09:41 AM
LOL Sioux!
Posted by: ellie | January 28, 2008 at 09:55 AM
How many whacks does it take to get to the center of a man's head?
Posted by: ellie | 09:12 AM on January 28, 2008
Two.
Posted by: Aileen Wuornos | January 28, 2008 at 09:58 AM
*snork* @ cg!
um..thanks, Aileen.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 28, 2008 at 10:05 AM
Nope, Okie - but The Angry Inch, on the other hand....
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 28, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Is there such a thing as a near-sighted owl?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 28, 2008 at 10:55 AM
Meanie - why do you think they all wear glasses?
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 28, 2008 at 11:04 AM
That cracked me up how the guy turned around with his hands in fists ready to fight and no one was there! It even grabbed his jacket and tried to pull it over his head!
Posted by: Lizardbreath | January 28, 2008 at 12:20 PM
"In the meantime, they've changed their habits wait for the experts to trap it and move it to a new location."
Whoops! If you check their Wanteds, you'll probably find one for a new proofreader.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | January 28, 2008 at 06:45 PM