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January 28, 2008

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using owls.

Key Quote: "Who's going to believe you've been whacked by a bird?"

(Thanks to Siouxie)

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Obviously the owls, squirrels, racoons, etc, have heard about global warming and have also cottoned on to the fact that we've taken away a lot of their territory -- and they are pïsséd öff about it.

It's obviously Molech. It's time to be done with the useless eaters.

Is Harry Potter nearby?

They were warned not to litter..

I've had a swallow swoop at me for sitting too close to its nest. (I left before it actually got me.) It was the day Professor Peter Schickele received his honorary doctorate from UND.

"Who's going to believe you've been whacked by a bird."

Whooooo indeed?

How many whacks does it take to get to the center of a man's head?

ellie, that information could come in handy one day.

LOL Sioux!

How many whacks does it take to get to the center of a man's head?

Posted by: ellie | 09:12 AM on January 28, 2008

Two.

*snork* @ cg!

um..thanks, Aileen.

Nope, Okie - but The Angry Inch, on the other hand....

Is there such a thing as a near-sighted owl?

Meanie - why do you think they all wear glasses?

That cracked me up how the guy turned around with his hands in fists ready to fight and no one was there! It even grabbed his jacket and tried to pull it over his head!

"In the meantime, they've changed their habits wait for the experts to trap it and move it to a new location."

Whoops! If you check their Wanteds, you'll probably find one for a new proofreader.

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