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January 18, 2008

THAT WAS EXACTLY OUR REACTION TO AMERICAN IDOL

"The first time I saw it I thought it was the stupidest thing I'd ever seen in my entire life."

-- Clay Aiken, who is -- in yet another sign of the apocalypse --joining the cast of Spamalot.

(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)

Comments

He's not the Dallas Cowboy's quarterback?

Um..I'll pass, thanks! I'm glad I saw it with most of the original cast.

*shudders*

Somebody slap him with a herring.

That toilet comment really does not help his image in any way.

Nice of you to visit us again here on planet Earth, Clay. How long were you gone?

Not long enough, Mean one...not lone enough.

No need to get personal, Sioux. Sheesh.

*snork*

um...that did not come out quite right.

It's long, not lone. ;-)

Somehow, the Robin part might just fit thid dweeb...

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What... is your name?
ROBIN: 'Sir Robin of Camelot'.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What... is your quest?
ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What... is the capital of Assyria?
ROBIN: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

Because nothing says "great comedic performance" like the actor asking "Why is this funny?".

Siouxie - don't get Meanie going again. It's Friday and he just got paid....

You know what sign of the apocalypse is?

Dave Barry, who used to be funny, repeating other people's tired jokes.

HEY BOB!!!! don't you be dissin' Dave!!

question? do you come with batteries?

Hey, Bob - You what a sign of the apocalypse is? Someone who can't write a complete sentence dissing a Pulitzer Prize winner in the company of his fans.

phew...thank goodness i got to see it last weekend, before he joined the cast. who is monty python indeed...good god, man! They were before my time, but thank goodness i've been watching the holy grail and flying circus since i was knee-high to a killer rabbit :)

If rehearsals are making his rear sore, Guinivere's out of luck.

Hey DeskDiva - be thankful that they don't award Pulitzers for originality, because Dave would've been laughed out of the building. He's long past his prime.

I think you forgot an "O" letter in your name, Boob.

Really, if you don't like, then don't read this web site. Freedom of speech says it's OK for you to comment, but you also have the freedom to click away!

Okay, who gave the monkey a keyboard?

*waves buh bye to booby*

If you don't want me here, then don't be dissing my favorite singer before he takes the stage.

Oh I get it, I get it! Its like that time Brit was a twit on stage, everone laughed and then the hysterical teenager sobbed on You Tube "Leave Britney Alone!" Okay, all making sense to me now.

Clay Aiken has a fan. How adorable!

Awwww...a Claymaniac. That 'splains a lot.

Say no more, Bobby...say no more. Let me just add that he's got the right role.

LOL, Cheryl! And Bob - lemme just say that we've already seen him take the stage...hence the amusement.

He told the magazine he was so sore from rehearsals he "couldn't even get off the toilet the other day."

Maybe he should have taken a wider stance...

DeskDiva, do tell. Where have you seen him on stage?

Bob - TV. You don't have to see someone live to get the flavor of their performances.

Whatever. Clay Aiken makes his Broadway debut in 5 minutes.

People! Please be quiet. I am trying to channel my inner Barry Manilow here.

He's not quite dead yet...

The show is over, and it was a SMASHING SUCCESS. Eat your hearts out, naysayers.

Bob, again I say...I am glad to have seen David Hyde Pierce in the role. No heart need to be eaten here. No one can replace HIM.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Is this some sort of early April Fool's joke?

Looks like we've got a troll named Bob. Would it be best to insult his looks, his spelling and grammar, his ancestry, his taste in music, and what BOB stands for, or should we just ignore him?

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