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Every time I see "Stump"date, I think of Dave walking around with a pegleg. Which, come to think of it, works.
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 30, 2008 at 06:04 PM
TLC: Studies show that many American teenagers are unable to locate the United States on a map. How do you plan on fixing this national epidemic?
DB: We need to stop putting all these confusing foreign countries on the map.
I couldn't agree more Dave and I am long since removed from being a teenager. I vote we start with France.
Posted by: Doc Rick | January 30, 2008 at 06:10 PM
We surrender!
Posted by: France | January 30, 2008 at 06:16 PM
Nice.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | January 30, 2008 at 06:17 PM
Except for the Hillary comment, heh.
Posted by: Lizardbreath | January 30, 2008 at 06:21 PM
Any country with more than 4 vowels in it's name can go next. That ought to thin the ranks a bit.
Posted by: Doc Rick™ | January 30, 2008 at 06:26 PM
I am very concerned about the increasing frequency of certain Floridian states issuing drivers licenses to residents of other states. What is the candidate's position on this issue?
Posted by: Circuit7 | January 30, 2008 at 06:32 PM
Good interview, Dave ... and the juggernaut merely keeps on ... juggernauting ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | January 30, 2008 at 06:53 PM
TLC: Why hasn't the mainstream media picked up on the fact that you're leading in virtually every poll?
DB: I'm sure they have a legitimate reason, such as heroin addiction.
That explains Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Keith Olberman, and Chris Mathews but how does anyone or any substance explain Wolf Blitzer?
Posted by: Doc Rick™ | January 30, 2008 at 06:53 PM
Wolf Blitzer needs no explanation. His momma didn't like him or she would have named him something else. Like Weasel.
Posted by: pogo | January 30, 2008 at 06:57 PM
*snork @ pogo!* Good point. And much more size appropriate in his case.
Posted by: Doc Rick | January 30, 2008 at 07:08 PM
Any country with more than 4 vowels in it's name can go next.
I agree. Let's start with the United States of America. Waaaaaaaaaay too many vowels.
Posted by: Mr Death | January 30, 2008 at 07:54 PM
Can we get rid of errant apostrophes? Waaaay too many vowels as well.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 30, 2008 at 07:57 PM
Next, can we just get rid of every country ending in "stan"??? That should take care of most of the Middle East.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 30, 2008 at 08:05 PM
No.
Posted by: Stan | January 30, 2008 at 08:17 PM
Another fine mess you've gotten us into.
Posted by: Ollie | January 30, 2008 at 08:31 PM
You're looking a little blue, Ollie. Maybe you should let go of your pickle.
Posted by: Stan | January 30, 2008 at 08:33 PM
But it's such a Hardy one....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 30, 2008 at 08:36 PM
Yes!
Posted by: Ollie's pickle | January 30, 2008 at 08:36 PM
Pickled simul, oh, yeah..... (hic!)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 30, 2008 at 08:44 PM
perennial presidential candidate Dave Barry
How does one care for a perennial presidential candidate? Mulch? Prune?
Posted by: fivver | January 30, 2008 at 08:48 PM
Pickle him.
Posted by: Stan | January 30, 2008 at 08:54 PM
*psst!* Somebody should tell Dave that he only has to come back every four years, not every year.
What would that be? A quadrennial?
Posted by: gjd | January 30, 2008 at 08:55 PM
That would be a four-ever-al.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 30, 2008 at 09:03 PM
ok, I'm confused. (and I still need another drink.)
Harold Stassen's dead, and needed a replacement, as I see it. Dave's as good of a choice as any. And far better than most.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | January 30, 2008 at 09:20 PM
I can't believe this candidate dislikes cilantro!!! I need a candidate that likes cilantro.
Posted by: Sam | January 30, 2008 at 09:21 PM
I like cilantro. But alas. I don't have a clock.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | January 30, 2008 at 09:59 PM
Who's manning the bar? I'll take a mojito, thankyouverymuch.
Now I'm ready to vote...oh...that's right...votes don't count in Florida...!
Posted by: daisymae | January 30, 2008 at 10:28 PM
Mojito coming your way Daisy. And your vote didn't count only if you voted for a Democrat or Rudy Giuliani.
Posted by: Doc Rick | January 30, 2008 at 10:39 PM
fiv - I told y'all earlier, the prunes are in the Dr. Pepper.
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 30, 2008 at 11:22 PM
Thanks, Doc.
What do we need cilantro for?
Posted by: daisymae | January 30, 2008 at 11:50 PM
daisy: No one needs cilantro. It's yucky.
Posted by: Suzy Q | January 30, 2008 at 11:55 PM
Maybe if John Edwards had less cilantro in his diet he would have won the nomination. I blame Giuliani's failure on depending on a state incapable of holding a high school class election without voting irregularities.
Posted by: Doc Rick | January 31, 2008 at 12:46 AM
Vote Dave!! Aim low, shoot high.
Posted by: GungaDan | January 31, 2008 at 01:50 AM
If anyone is still lurking, the keys to the booze cabinet are under Annie Where-but-here's punctuation and grammar guide. For the early risers the blueberry muffins and extra double strength coffee are ready for ya. Have a great day and try to be as nice as possible to your fellow man, as hard as it can be sometimes.
Posted by: Doc Rick | January 31, 2008 at 03:42 AM
You rock Rick. Where are the raspberry?
Posted by: GungaDan | January 31, 2008 at 04:17 AM
Early riser, nice. Early riser, nice. Hmmmmm. It's definitely one or the other.
*Grumbles thanks for coffee and stuff.*
*Leaves cilantro behind*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2008 at 06:17 AM
Seems we're not a morning person, huh Meanie?
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | January 31, 2008 at 06:25 AM
Right. Is there a problem with that, huh?
Not even the bot messes with me in the morning.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2008 at 06:58 AM
*Slowly backs away from meanie* Noooo, there's noooo problem.
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | January 31, 2008 at 07:14 AM
Bumper sticker sighting:
Republicans for Voldemort
*snork*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2008 at 07:21 AM