OOSIK UPDATE
From funniegrrl: "During the credits of Antiques Roadshow tonight, they showed a couple of teenagers (brother and sister I think) who had an oosik which had carving on it. They described an oosik as a "petrified whale bone." hmmm. They also said it had been appraised at $1200."
Makes a person wonder what Walter is worth. Not that Walter is for sale. Walter is way too cool to sell.

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Well, FIRST of all, Walter is no whalebone.
Posted by: pogo | January 22, 2008 at 08:59 AM
Walter is a little too white. It's time for a tattoo. Maybe a pretty unicorn.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 22, 2008 at 08:59 AM
"petrified whale bone"? Sounds like they forgot the "r" at the end.
Posted by: Snard | January 22, 2008 at 09:03 AM
Petrified??? I ain't ascared of nuthin'!!!
Posted by: Walter | January 22, 2008 at 09:07 AM
Who's the walrus d!ck
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Shaft!)
You're d@mn right!
Posted by: CJrun | January 22, 2008 at 09:12 AM
pick Walter's soundtrack here
Posted by: Punkin | January 22, 2008 at 09:15 AM
give a dog a bone....
Posted by: chaz | January 22, 2008 at 09:17 AM
Ouch, chaz!
Posted by: Walter | January 22, 2008 at 09:35 AM
pogo, the teens used the word oosik, then explained that it was a "petrified whale bone." That's what made me laugh. Also, I think the value probably had something to do with the carving -- it was probably Inuit art or scrimshaw, which can be valuable. Still ...
Posted by: funniegrrl | January 22, 2008 at 10:23 AM
It's amazing how informative this blog is. I would have never known about oosiks or walrus penis bones.
Walter looks very Tropical.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 22, 2008 at 11:19 AM
Maybe we could find a SO for Walter here.
Posted by: Arequipa | January 22, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Oosik poetry, from the previous linky:
Ode to an Oosik
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 22, 2008 at 11:41 AM
PB - I'm FRAMING THAT! LOL!
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 22, 2008 at 12:30 PM
Judging from the chipping and peeling paint, Walter lives in a rough part of Coral Gables.
Posted by: random thunking | January 22, 2008 at 01:45 PM
Dave, you are in need of immediate mold and mildew control. Please give me a call.
Posted by: Fearless Leader | January 22, 2008 at 02:13 PM
Walter definitely needs to work on his wardrobe. A nice slack and blue shirt would be good.
Posted by: Hanna | January 22, 2008 at 04:51 PM
Walter lives with Dave? Geez. And here I thought he was judi's SO. Was I wrong?
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 22, 2008 at 11:06 PM