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January 27, 2008

HOSPITAL FOOD

It's getting worse.

(Also thanks to DavCat)

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Understatement of the year:
"Understandably, he lost his appetite,"

The health of the patient in Joensuu, eastern Finland, had not been compromised by the dead rodent, Kela said on Saturday.

I'm sure that the standard of care there leaves a lot to be desired: That mouse head? No worries! The sucking chest wound you have? That's nothing. Take an aspirin, grab a nap, you'll be FINE.

Oh sure, blame it on the poor Belgians.

wonders what they're serving over at the veterinarian's place.

I'd be wary when they serve liver more than anything else... you couldn't be sure who where it came from...

I'll bet he felt ripped-off: "where's the rest of my mouse?"

Nurse,
I said Belgium Waffles!

"The body has not been found and being "a Belgian mouse, the rest of it could be anywhere in Europe", Kela said."

That sentence made me laugh.

Seems the Finnish mafia needs to work on their communication skills a bit.

Um, ANYWHERE in Europe??
*Suddenly realizes she's living in Germany and wonders if the mouse carcass has found its way here yet??*

What's he complaining about? Who doesn't like to get a little head once in a while?

Hmm. That reminds me of the old joke: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?

A: Finding only 1/2 a worm.

House would just switch plates with Wilson ...

"The Legend of Sleepy Hollow Northern Karelia"

For a second I thought it said moose head. Now that would be an interesting story.

Oh sure, blame it on the poor Belgians.

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | 09:42 AM on January 27, 2008

Spot on, Jeff! I mean, if it were a Belgian mouse, it would have been made of chocolate!

'The body has not been found and being "a Belgian mouse, the rest of it could be anywhere in Europe" '

Well, I hope they keep looking.

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