HEADLINE OF THE DAY SO FAR

(Thanks to DavCat and Bob Brogan)

Comments

[Annie Where-but-here]

Cairngorms 'poo chute'
Gesundheit.

[Wyo Cowboy]

gosh, I just knew this post was gonna be about twittiny and the stand off. more poo down the chute.

[fivver]

Does a bear snow hole in the woods?

[jon]

Britney.. poo... sometimes it's hard to tell the two apart.

[Annie Where-but-here]

*wonders if they'll use this to gauge the number of visitors like Aspen does*

[DeskDiva]

Hiya, Wyooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[pogo]

Now if they can just turn it into bio-diesel.

[Annie Where-but-here]

or scotch.

(Hey, I'm Irish. Our whiskey's way better. ;p)

[CJrun]

So the Poo Chute was launched in November? Reckon I'll be staying indoors until they update this with info about the landing.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

1) You can get a prescription if you've got Ciste Mhearad.

2) bags and a light, rigid bottle with a screw top, thereby turning one of Nature's most biodegradable things into one of the least biodegradable things.

[insomniac]

there's mo 'business'
like snow 'business'
like no business i know
keep your urine output from congealing
bag your solid waste when you drop trow!
doesn't matter if you're standing or you're kneeling
use a 'poo chute'; you're not a cow!

there's no feces
like snow feces
when they find it around Spring
you may think it's completely from human eyes
but one good thaw and then surprise!
scientists won't touch it till it's fossilized
when you 'let go' think of the snow!

[Siouxie]

Bravo, insom!!!

[DeskDiva]

*applauds insom*

[daisymae]

Insom...what inspired you today? That was amazing!

[ellie]

SNORK @ fivver and insom!

Snow Hole and the poo chutes WBAGNFARB

[ellie]

If a man snow holes in the woods and no one is around to see him, would it still smell?

[DeskDiva]

ellie - YES.

[DeskDiva]

Oh, ellie - AND he's still wrong, too. ;-)

[PirateBoy]

Earwig Alert: Mr. Big Stuff

(Oh yeah, ooh)
Mr. Snow Hole
Just who do you think you are?
Mr. Snow Hole
You smell like a bad cigar.

Now because you sleep in that cold snow hole
(oh yeah)
And use that icy poo chute,
Do you think these folks want to give you any love?
(oh no!)
You know that point is moot!

Mr. Snow Hole,
Did you poo right where you are!
Mr. Snow Hole,
You're gonna' stain the seats in my car.

Now I know all the chutes that you've poo'd upon
I know you filled those pipes,
You had to try, the Sherpas cry
While doctors work to keep you sedated,
Still, we're all glad you're constipated...

Mr. Snow Hole, tell me tell me
Did you poo right where you are?
Mr. Snow Hole
You're not riding back in my car!

I'd rather go poo under a sky that's blue
(oh yeah)
Than to be downwind from that, stunk out by you!
Cause every time I see that chute,
(oh yeah)
And I think of what you did
This is a lesson Mr. Snow Hole
You evidently haven't learned,
You should have closed the lid!

Mr. Snow Hole, tell me
Did you poo right where you are?
Mr. Snow Hole
You're never gonna ride back in my car.

Mr. Snow Hole
Don't you look at me like that!
Mr. Snow Hole
You know these lyrics are crap...

Mr. Snow Hole, tell me
Did you poo right where you are?
Mr. Snow Hole
That smell is going to drift quite far
Mr. Snow Hole....

[Siouxie]

LOL PB!! that brought back some cool earwig!