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Go figure!!
What does her tat say? YUCK??
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2008 at 11:24 AM
Ahh. Evolution in action.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 24, 2008 at 11:26 AM
They too get to vote, sheesh.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 24, 2008 at 11:28 AM
"Door-to-door tattoo salesman." There just has to be a Jeff Foxworthy joke in there somewhere...
Posted by: Wes S. | January 24, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Stupid is as stupid does. That should be on a tattoo.
Posted by: Lizardbreath | January 24, 2008 at 11:35 AM
Perhaps he needled them until they relented.
Posted by: cowhand214 | January 24, 2008 at 11:41 AM
Funny that the tattoo parlor guy mentioned special deals on brain surgery. These people must have gotten two-for-one specials on lobotomies.
(I'll stick with the liquid kind, thank you.)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 24, 2008 at 11:41 AM
What's next?? Door-to-door gynecologists?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2008 at 11:44 AM
"Beware of deals in parachutes, brain surgery and tattoos," said Miller Cotton, a tattoo parlor owner.
Thank goodness he didn't mention door to door botox injections or I'd be out of business and have to clean the fridge.
Posted by: fivver | January 24, 2008 at 11:46 AM
Siouxie, there's your answer to "Professional what?" on the Corey the Moron thread - door-to-door tattoo salesman!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 24, 2008 at 11:50 AM
If you hit the "enlarge" button I think it says "YETI".
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 24, 2008 at 11:58 AM
"Beware of deals in parachutes, brain surgery and tattoos."
That is SO gonna be my next tattoo.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 24, 2008 at 12:05 PM
I must say, though, she looks much hotter with the tat.
*eyeroll*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 24, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Didn't the article also say the tattoo salesman had an Australian accent...?
Posted by: Circuit7 | January 24, 2008 at 12:09 PM
LOL
um...
*SMACK*!! no laughing at Yetis!!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2008 at 12:10 PM
What's next?? Door-to-door gynecologists?
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:44 AM on January 24, 2008
OMG Sio! Are you telling me that guy was a fraud?!
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | January 24, 2008 at 12:13 PM
"Hey Meester, do you have a tattoo of your wife naked? No? Do you want to buy one?"
Posted by: Boris | January 24, 2008 at 12:14 PM
Linda: "Hey Tamra? hold ma beer and watch this!"
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2008 at 12:15 PM
*groan* @ cowhand
Posted by: MOTW | January 24, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Funny you should mention gynecologists. There was a guy arrested in Broward County (just north of Miami for you non Florida folks) for giving door to door breast exams. This happened a couple of years ago. I think they each paid him about $25. There are some incrediblely stupid people in this world.
Posted by: steph | January 24, 2008 at 12:22 PM
What's next? Door to door lap dancers?
Wait.... that might actually be a good idea. I could use some extra money....
Posted by: Adult Delinquent | January 24, 2008 at 12:22 PM
steph, I remember that and I believe Dave blogged it.
Cheryl?? you got suckered too?? He was cute though.
*hair flip*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2008 at 12:25 PM
All you need to get started is a computer!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | January 24, 2008 at 12:26 PM
Come now, people - the key is finding your niche - I'm now taking orders for my new franchise - Tat, Lap & Lager.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 24, 2008 at 12:27 PM
I SO gotta have one of those!
Posted by: Yeti | January 24, 2008 at 12:33 PM
I regret flashing the door-to-door mammographer
Posted by: Merri Lee | January 24, 2008 at 12:39 PM
I'm speechless. *sigh*
Posted by: baligurl | January 24, 2008 at 12:43 PM
*knock knocker*
Mammogram!
Posted by: Landshark | January 24, 2008 at 12:44 PM
This reminds me of the door-to-door gynecologist who was also running a scam and giving free (or maybe just cheap) breast and pelvic exams. Seriously, people, THINK!
Posted by: KOW | January 24, 2008 at 12:46 PM
January 25, 2006?
Posted by: Danny | January 24, 2008 at 12:49 PM
"It was wrapped with black tape, had a pin underneath it, had fishing wire going through it"
THIS WASN'T A WARNING???
Just thinning out the gene pool is all...
Posted by: Laurie | January 24, 2008 at 12:51 PM
Danny,
Claire's been very busy. She's still trying to catch up to the rest of us. Cut her some slack, huh?? ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2008 at 12:55 PM
"Beware of deals in parachutes, brain surgery and tattoos,"
And vasectomies and lasik to that list, please.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | January 24, 2008 at 12:57 PM
I used to work for a doctor that shared office space with a chiropractor who claimed he could cure ANYTHING with a simple spinal adjustment. That is, until this little old lady died because he told her the aneurism the MD diagnosed her with didn't require surgery - just a spinal adjustment.
*pop*
Posted by: Punkin | January 24, 2008 at 12:57 PM
*takes machete out*
Someone mention vasectomies?? circumcisions??
*snip* *snip*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2008 at 01:00 PM
Siouxie, I don't trust that machete. No black tape or fishin' line. (HI!)
Posted by: baligurl | January 24, 2008 at 01:03 PM
Ol B-o-B - did you get a two-fer-one discount?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 24, 2008 at 01:04 PM
((((((bali)))))))))) smooch!! I've been missing ya on the blog lately. how ya been?? (loaded question, I know ;-))
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2008 at 01:06 PM
PT Barnum underestimated.
Posted by: queensbee | January 24, 2008 at 01:32 PM
Did anyone notice the markings on the paneling between these tat victims?
Some dots should not be connected.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 24, 2008 at 01:48 PM
*snork* @ queens.
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 24, 2008 at 02:24 PM
I was thinking about starting my own door-to-door business.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | January 24, 2008 at 02:41 PM
Olo - that frightened even me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 24, 2008 at 02:44 PM
Would you ladies let this guy give you a breast exam if he came to your door?
What if it was a really good price?
;)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 24, 2008 at 04:12 PM
Jeff - I wanna know how those two women made it to the ages of 33 and 36 without being Darwin Award recipients cuz that's a special kinda stupid.
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 24, 2008 at 05:06 PM
When my brother was about three, he collected rocks and went door to door selling them for a dollar. He sold several. I may try that.
Posted by: Lizardbreath | January 24, 2008 at 05:43 PM
what's the difference between door to door mammograms and door to door strippers or lap dancers? it's all good.
Posted by: daisymae | January 24, 2008 at 05:57 PM
LOL, Lizard = when my nephew was 5, he and a little buddy picked the beans from his neighbor's garden, then sold them back to the guy for $1. Fast forward 25 years and that kid STILL makes more money than I do.
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 24, 2008 at 06:11 PM