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Thank God, a new posting. After the last one I think I need a shower. And some strong meds!
Posted by: O. Penn Sores | January 24, 2008 at 06:23 PM
See, there are social benefits to smoking.
Posted by: O. Penn Sores | January 24, 2008 at 06:24 PM
Oops! No need for an alias on this post.
Posted by: igloo | January 24, 2008 at 06:25 PM
Igloo, you ALL need a shower...and a bar of Lifebuoy™ in your mouths.
Posted by: Ralphie's Mom | January 24, 2008 at 06:26 PM
Was it a burning bush??
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2008 at 06:26 PM
Some may consider Jesus a Life Bouy.
Say, how's Ralphie doing. 2-10 at LomPoc?
Posted by: igloo | January 24, 2008 at 06:28 PM
*igloo apologizes for rambunctious O cutting in line ahead of U*
Posted by: igloo | January 24, 2008 at 06:31 PM
What is with all the stolen Jesuses (Jesui?) in the news lately?
You will notice that seldom do we read about a Moses being stolen! (Except for that bit when he was a baby, of course.)
As the old bumper sticker reminds us:
Jesus Saves, but Moses Invests
Posted by: klezmerphan | January 24, 2008 at 06:49 PM
Ok, so if TWO Jesusussesessss popped up this week, who is the imposter???
CLEARLY the concrete Jesus was fake, and the Italian one is the Saviour.
*readies bulldozer to visit concrete Anti-Christ*
Posted by: Punkin | January 24, 2008 at 07:00 PM
Punkin, I personally believe that Potato Jesus is my Lord and Saviour. Carbs and all.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2008 at 07:03 PM
"Ok, so if TWO Jesusussesessss popped up this week, who is the imposter???"
Is this the third coming?
Posted by: pogo | January 24, 2008 at 07:09 PM
I just read the bottom half of the previous thread and I got all sticky just looking at it.
Posted by: pogo | January 24, 2008 at 07:15 PM
I can sympathize with you Pogo. My sis phyliss was the same way.
Posted by: igloo | January 24, 2008 at 07:24 PM
Then you'd be a pogo-stick.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 24, 2008 at 07:52 PM
So...is it Jesi? Jesusi? Jesuses? Mr. Language Person?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2008 at 07:58 PM
Jesus is soo cool mom, he gas GPS.
(buhhh.)
Posted by: Psycho Joe | January 24, 2008 at 08:17 PM
Ok..how stupid is this. They have the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders on "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"
They're there to HELP.
Posted by: Mona Lott | January 24, 2008 at 08:18 PM
That was awful, a typo ruined my joke.
Jesus is soo cool mom, he has GPS!
(sorry for double post)
Posted by: Psycho Joe | January 24, 2008 at 08:18 PM
Whoops...
damn you, Mona.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2008 at 08:19 PM
Question: What is the singular form of the word lice??
The Cheerleaders said....LICE.
The 5th graders said....LOUSE
Case closed.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2008 at 08:22 PM
Which is why the show is not called "Are You Smarter Than a Cheerleader?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 24, 2008 at 08:24 PM
The fifth grader must participate in this blog. What with all the De-loussing judi must have to do when the blog shuts down for 20 minutes in the morning.
Posted by: igloo | January 24, 2008 at 08:38 PM
"Are you smarter than a cheerleader?"
Yes I am.
Nuff said.
Posted by: Psycho Joe | January 24, 2008 at 08:44 PM
See, even Psycho Joe gets it.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 24, 2008 at 08:51 PM
Are you smarter than a cheerleader?
Hmmm...I was a cheerleader. And, the answer would still be 'yes.'
Posted by: daisymae | January 24, 2008 at 09:21 PM
Well, at least the cheerleaders look good on camera.
TWO baby Jesi/Jesuses/Jesum? It should be easy to distinguish the imposter. He'll be the one with the goatee.
Posted by: Auntie M | January 24, 2008 at 09:22 PM
Snork @ Pogo's 7:09.
Jesus washes away the smut from the previous thread. Coincidence? You be the judge.
Posted by: Meditrina | January 24, 2008 at 09:37 PM
I'm smarter than a fifth grader too.
I'm also smarter than a garbage man.
Smarter than the average rocket scientist.
Smarter than the president.
And I'm smarter than even the smartest collating machine.
But they don't put me on TV.
Sucker prettyboys always getting the job.
Network execs are scum.
8>
Posted by: Psycho Joe | January 24, 2008 at 09:45 PM
Psycho Joe
Posted by: Auntie M | January 24, 2008 at 09:50 PM
I always did like kittens.
Ever seen a cat with about two feet of cellophane wrap with hamburger blood on it?
Only one word for that. Theatre.
"I've got you now, cellophane!"
Posted by: Psycho Joe | January 24, 2008 at 10:07 PM
A second word for that, Joe.....BATH!!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 24, 2008 at 10:12 PM
Snork @ Auntie M!
Posted by: Meditrina | January 24, 2008 at 10:23 PM
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
Posted by: lilrascal | January 24, 2008 at 11:43 PM
first you get down on your knees
fiddle with your rosaries
bow your head with great respect and
genuflect
genuflect
genuflect
Posted by: judi | January 25, 2008 at 12:17 AM
WHOA. I just had the craziest news from my aunt and uncle. My cousin Dave, a pilot for ATA, is sitting on his chartered plane and waiting for Hillary Clinton who is at a banquet in NYC. He will be flying Hillary and company around for the weekend. Can't wait to hear his Tales from the Darkside!
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 25, 2008 at 12:30 AM
LOL, judi! I haven't heard that in ages!
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 25, 2008 at 12:31 AM
Diva, I think judi's post was directed towards Dave the pilot.
Posted by: CJrun | January 25, 2008 at 12:35 AM
Very cool Diva. I always thought if you could get Hillary and Bill in private company, they would be great fun. (Not in a Monica kind of way, just some great laughs)
Posted by: GungaDan | January 25, 2008 at 12:47 AM
Did anyone else read the definitive comment on the "news" item? "One person in south Florida found Jesus, big deal."
Posted by: JEC666 | January 25, 2008 at 12:48 AM
*snicker* CJ.
Danny - Bill seems to be a hoot and an good conversationalist. I'm just really anxious to hear how pleasant or un- his wife is. I know how I'm hedging my bet on that.
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 25, 2008 at 12:52 AM
Someone found Jesus?
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | January 25, 2008 at 12:53 AM
Can't speak for anyone else, Cheryl, but He found me years ago!
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 25, 2008 at 01:13 AM
DD, you have GPS?
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | January 25, 2008 at 02:11 AM
Need cousin updates Diva. I bet some great stories are coming."Hillary on a plane......"
Posted by: GungaDan | January 25, 2008 at 02:50 AM
Bill was fun, but a pain....
Posted by: GungaDan | January 25, 2008 at 04:52 AM
I did no write that last post.
Posted by: GungaDan | January 25, 2008 at 05:17 AM
not* forgive me. Some one taking my name angered me.
Posted by: GungaDan | January 25, 2008 at 05:20 AM
justchanginingemail@aol.com So you can't do that again .
Posted by: GungaDan | January 25, 2008 at 05:27 AM
Got your IP. soon Addy genius
Posted by: GungaDan | January 25, 2008 at 05:40 AM
Thank god for smokers. I wish there were more. Not only do they find things but they would also probably annoy most people in this blog. I like that thought.
Posted by: Fearless Leader | January 25, 2008 at 05:49 AM
huzzah for The Inquisition! my son loves mel brooks, but he's only 14, so i'm holding off on History of the World for a year or two. can't wait till he gets THAT song stuck in his head! :)
Posted by: nora | January 25, 2008 at 06:22 AM
Smoker's are kewl
Posted by: Fearless Leader | January 25, 2008 at 06:47 AM
*snork* @ Cheryl!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2008 at 09:59 AM