DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

It's a good thing she got a head start on reading the Want Ads.

(Thanks to Clean Hands)

Comments

[Clean Hands]

...not that they'll do her any good from her jail cell.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Maybe she'd like to sell tats door-to-door instead.

[Giddy]

"However, according to the police report, she told authorities she would never return to the business. "

Might be due to that inconvenient restraining order?

[fivver]

Paranoid much?

[queensbee]

whoopsie!

[Cat R.]

Loved the video. "We went to talk to her at her apartment." (Shows reporter knocking on door.) "She was not home."

"We went to the owner to talk to him; he wasn't available..." (Shows reporter entering front door of business anyway.)

[Siouxie]

It was not immediately clear whether Cooley was terminated from the company.

Nah..her bosses can't be THAT spiteful...right??

[Cheesewiz]

but at least there was a lot of high quality communication going on in the business where openings are published and management talks about how we are adding to the staff.

[baligurl]

Speaking as a registered Scorpio, I understand the desire for revenge, but deplore the utter lack of deviousness soas to cover her a$$. If I did that, they'd never know it was me. *looks over shoulder guiltily*

[DeskDiva]

Deleting all your boss's files from his business: $2,500,000
Bailing yourself out of jail afterward: $10,000
Finding out that you threw your whole life away because you overreacted to something that wasn't the end of the world anyway? PRICELESS.

[JEC666]

Wanted for computer damage, knowledge of linux not required.

[kristie]

Yikes! Was she really doing such a lousy job that she thought her head was on the chopping block? The company is probably glad to be rid of her!

[circuit7]

The owner wasn't available for comment because he was at her house, deleting all the files from her computer and unplugging her refrigerator...

[eanie-May he-tay lue-Bay]

This lady was pretty computer illiterate for someone with high level access to important files; her deleted files were recovered and they easily figured out who did it. If I were going to attempt something like that, such mistakes wou)+&^333,,....~\~~!~~4~~Q_____ of ² _^_^___.

[Guin]

If she thought that unplugging cables has something to do with deleting files off hard drives, she's not exactly bright.

[Jeff Spicoli]

The boss ain't much brighter if the only problem was that his cables were undone and he called in a high-priced rescue firm.

[Telecomdropout]

When I started working here 2 years ago, we still typed invoices with a typewriter. I finally convinced the boss to invest in a few computers, and he is still so terrified of what can happen, that he personally keeps copies of everything I do on paper. When I read this story to him, the look on his face was priceless !
Oh yeah, a little job security goes a long way !

[judi]

but...how many of you read the want ads?

[Kathybear]

I do... Apparently not in the same paper.