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January 25, 2008

CHAMBER OF COMMERCE LUNCHEON OF THE MONTH SO FAR

Key Quote: As Thane Maynard, executive director of the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Gardens, flipped Cruncher, a two-foot alligator onto his back for a demonstration, the reptile shot an arc of urine into the air, hitting one of the guests.

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

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Reptile Urine. Paul's new band. Or at least a follow-up to Walrus.

It's deja vu all over again

I couldn't load the page.

Thane Maynard. I like saying that aloud. Bwahahaha.

Cruncher will be attending the chamber's next meeting as a wallet.

Any tickets left for next month's luncheon? (Leroy Reschard, who will speak in February about selling.)

"I was sitting at the same table and the alligator — he only (urinated) on a banker. I think he was looking for a lawyer but he couldn't see one..."

*snork*

um...oops...sorry, El.

BAD GATOR!!!!

Mornin' everyone! Catching my breath here from Blog-a-palooza II.

Ï think he was looking for a lawyer". Uh, no he wasn't. Good aim, Allie.

Croc-c0ck-a-loo-bop!

croc a noodle dew

pee you later, alligator
bet it's vile, crocodile

what, no video?

"Thane Maynard is a wonderful speaker," Spanogians said. "He's a mix of everything, education, entertainment — he's got the whole package."

I'd say the gator had the package.

I would pay to watch an Alligator piss on a banker.

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