AND GOD SAID...
(Thanks to Ted Habte-Gabr, who needs a handbasket, and Chuck Cody)
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January 25, 2008
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Ted, Ted, Ted....you're such a sick sick man!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2008 at 01:19 PM
Oh, this is so wrong on so many levels...
Posted by: baligurl | January 25, 2008 at 01:20 PM
what? no BVM????
Posted by: queensbee | January 25, 2008 at 01:23 PM
Holy Jeebus!
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | January 25, 2008 at 01:27 PM
Words do not suffice....
Posted by: CJrun | January 25, 2008 at 01:29 PM
Ted, Ted, Ted....you're such a sick sick man!
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:19 PM on January 25, 2008
I neglected to add...
I'm proud to know you!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2008 at 01:30 PM
Jesus & Ted....The Mullet Militia.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 25, 2008 at 01:37 PM
That's a switch.
Posted by: JEC666 | January 25, 2008 at 01:38 PM
Blocked... they call it pornography. Can somone describe?
Posted by: Josh | January 25, 2008 at 01:41 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-creepy-squirrel-camera-park.jpg
Posted by: wiredog | January 25, 2008 at 01:42 PM
I like that it sez, "Honor thy Father and Mother" -
Huh ?
Posted by: Telecomdropout | January 25, 2008 at 01:43 PM
I am having the same problems that Josh is. Please Describe...
sickinquiring minds want to know.Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | January 25, 2008 at 01:43 PM
description: it's uhhhhh. well, it's kinda like uhhhhhhh. Imagine an uhhhhhhh.....nevermind
Posted by: Jazzzz | January 25, 2008 at 01:46 PM
It's a Jesus light switch cover with the "switch" positioned in a very inappropriate place. (iykwim aityd)
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2008 at 01:49 PM
It's a lightswith cover of Jesus with a child on eithr side, and the on/off switch inconveniently placed...um, when the light is on, so is He. *bleaching keyborad*
Posted by: baligurl | January 25, 2008 at 01:49 PM
It's a lightswith cover of Jesus with a child on eithr side, and the on/off switch inconveniently placed...um, when the light is on, so is He. *bleaching keyboard*
Posted by: baligurl | January 25, 2008 at 01:49 PM
Now I really am going to hell. Move over, Ted, I want a window seat.
Posted by: baligurl | January 25, 2008 at 01:51 PM
It's a light switch cover plate of Jesus with a his arms around a child on each side. The switch is inappropriately mounted and in the on posi KZZZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPP
Posted by: fivver | January 25, 2008 at 01:55 PM
What, you mean this one? I could have sworn I sent this into the blog several months ago, and it was never posted. I thought that maybe it may have been too offensive or something. If you think that one is bad, you should see some of the others that are archived on that site.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | January 25, 2008 at 01:56 PM
No handbasket for me either... I think I need a sled...
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | January 25, 2008 at 01:57 PM
One handbasket, coming up!
Posted by: Renee (the First) | January 25, 2008 at 01:58 PM
well he did say something along the lines about being the way, the truth and the light.
Posted by: crossgirl | January 25, 2008 at 02:04 PM
I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my plastic Jesus
With a switch that gets nice and hard
Comes in colors iridescent
Complete with children prepubescent
Why'd that lightning bolt just strike my yard?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 25, 2008 at 02:05 PM
Oops, my handbasket and I simuled with the Baron and his sled. It was a messy collision.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | January 25, 2008 at 02:05 PM
cg, I politely avoided that line. DMTA!
Posted by: CJrun | January 25, 2008 at 02:09 PM
That is SOOOOOOOO Wrong!!!!!!!!
Posted by: rob | January 25, 2008 at 02:09 PM
How many times do I have to tell you kids to quit turning Jesus on!??!
Posted by: Mom | January 25, 2008 at 02:16 PM
I love the way the children look upon him with lo... is this handwagon an express?
Posted by: JEC666 | January 25, 2008 at 02:22 PM
"Now boarding, on Track 666, Express Rocket Sled to Hell, with climate acclimazation stop-over in Miami. ALL ABOOOOOOAARD!!"
Posted by: Punkin | January 25, 2008 at 02:31 PM
*jumps on rocket sled as it stops in Miami*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2008 at 02:38 PM
I can just imagine what led up to this mess...
Dad: "Children, Jesus has done a lot for you. You should be doing things that please him to show your appreciation."
Kids: "You mean like when we see you pleasing Mom?"
Mom (whispers to Dad): "Do you think they saw us in the kitchen last night?"
Dad: "Nah, they're too young to think like that anyway."
Posted by: Alex | January 25, 2008 at 02:38 PM
Just helping children to learn what really goes on in Church.
Posted by: Lizardbreath | January 25, 2008 at 02:44 PM
We had these in our house growing up and I never once thought of it that way.
Youse guys are paying for my therapy.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 25, 2008 at 02:44 PM
Who needs therapy when there's an everlasting party awaiting? I hear it's so hot that the roof really is on fire!
Posted by: Alex | January 25, 2008 at 02:47 PM
*Ponders saying, "That explains a lot about Annie"*
*Decides against it*
*Runs*
(Love ya, Annie! ;-) )
Posted by: Renee (the First) | January 25, 2008 at 02:47 PM
The angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie and the heat of the meat.
Posted by: On the highway to hell | January 25, 2008 at 02:53 PM
Is there a version with a dimmer switch for those of uncircumcised faiths?
Posted by: Lairbo | January 25, 2008 at 02:53 PM
*snork* @ Lairbo.
*grrrrr* @ Renee.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 25, 2008 at 03:21 PM
I was the head copywriter at a huge Christian mail order/website for a number of years. Besides Bibles and books, we sold some of the most cheesy Christian items imaginable , such as a figurine of Jesus in hockey skates and a hot pink fake fur Bible cover, but that light switch cover wins the prize. What the HELL were they thinking?!
Posted by: Christine | January 25, 2008 at 03:28 PM
I'm not touching that. Literally or figuratively.
Posted by: ifits_not_1thing_its3 | January 25, 2008 at 03:31 PM
Dirty lightswitches!! (tsk)
Posted by: daisymae | January 25, 2008 at 03:53 PM
As long as turned-on J is a different Son than J in-a-bush, we should all be OK.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 25, 2008 at 04:06 PM
I used to have one of these when I was small. You got one for selling "Easter Stamps" to fund your (Catholic) school.
Posted by: Ironose | January 25, 2008 at 05:30 PM
*SNOOOOOORK!* @ Lairbo!
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 26, 2008 at 12:43 AM
Watt Would Jesus Do?
Posted by: Meaniie the Blue | January 26, 2008 at 05:36 AM
What Wood Jesus Do!
Posted by: Meaniie the Blue | January 26, 2008 at 07:14 AM
Great combo: Save energy and bring joy to the Lord all at the same time :->
Posted by: JaniceG | January 27, 2008 at 08:48 PM
Dirty lightswitches!! (tsk)
Posted by: Sondy | November 18, 2010 at 11:39 AM