ADVISORY TO PEOPLE PLANNING TO BE ON THE PLANET EARTH DURING LATE FEBRUARY OR MARCH
(Thanks to Richard the Weasel-Hearted)
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January 27, 2008
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Luckily I'm on my Mars world tour at that time. Dodged that bullet.
Posted by: KOW | January 27, 2008 at 09:55 AM
The sky is falling!
Posted by: Chicken Little | January 27, 2008 at 10:16 AM
I knew I wasn't crazy to build that bomb shelter under the house...
Posted by: ArcticAl | January 27, 2008 at 10:20 AM
A spy satellite hurtling towards earth does not frighten me as much as the phrase: Appropriate government agencies are monitoring the situation,"
Posted by: slyeyes | January 27, 2008 at 10:21 AM
for love of my fellow man, I designate myself as the official target. I will wear magnets (and , of course, a tin foil hat) until my sacrifice is complete.
Posted by: Jazzzz | January 27, 2008 at 10:30 AM
for love of my fellow man, I designate myself as the official target. I will wear magnets (and , of course, a tin foil hat) until my sacrifice is complete.
Posted by: Jazzzz | January 27, 2008 at 10:32 AM
and a hat for my bot friend please
Posted by: Jazzzz | January 27, 2008 at 10:33 AM
You're wonderful, Jazzzz, to take one for the team. :)
I read about this yesterday, but since we don't have basements here in su.so.ca., I really don't know what to do.....
Posted by: Eleanor | January 27, 2008 at 10:46 AM
"Breathing beryllium can lead to chronic, incurable respiratory problems."
Ummm... like, so would being hit in the head with supersonic berylium.
Godspeed Jazzy. Godspeed.
Posted by: ifits_not_1thing_its3 | January 27, 2008 at 10:55 AM
The spy is falling! The spy is falling!
Posted by: Lairbo | January 27, 2008 at 10:58 AM
*snork@lairbo*
Posted by: slyeyes | January 27, 2008 at 11:00 AM
This has already been done before. Doesn't anyone remember the first season of Northern Exposure where Maggie's ex-BF got waxed by one of these?
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 27, 2008 at 11:36 AM
... um ... " ... ten times less debris ... "
Unfortunate that these "scientists" or "journalists" never bothered to learn proper usage to express the concept of "lesser amount or degree" ...
This would mean that there would be 1000 percent LESS ... um ... *brain hurts* ... nevermind ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 27, 2008 at 12:29 PM
I bet they say it has "hazardous material" in it so no one will go close enough to see all the pictures of naked women on it.
Posted by: Lizardbreath | January 27, 2008 at 12:32 PM
Yay, me! I've hit the big 3 in posts. Dave even used my suggested headline. And I'm LTTG as usual.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | January 27, 2008 at 04:35 PM
Do you think Bruce Willis is up to doing "Armageddon II" ... ?
Posted by: Steve Haller | January 27, 2008 at 05:41 PM
Wrong
impossible to suspend disbelief disaster of a science fiction flickmovie star, SH. This job calls for Clint Eastwood, James Gardener, Tommy Lee Jones and Donald Sutherland.Oh, and a script that by contrast could make an episode of 24 look believable. That ought to to it.
Posted by: WriterDude | January 27, 2008 at 09:18 PM
WD - well, clearly they can get a staff of writers for that by making a quick trip to the zoo.
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 27, 2008 at 09:46 PM
Oh it's okay...these things land in deserts or places like rural North Dakota.
*thinks for a moment*
Oh sh*t, I live in rural ND.
Posted by: Rosie | January 29, 2008 at 03:03 PM