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January 24, 2008

ADVISORY TO CONSUMERS IN THE MARKET FOR A SMALL SMILING FACE

Check the Customer Reviews first.

Key Quote:
"The vacuum cleaner started lactating."

(Thanks to Timothy Hunt)

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"Yo, Paulie: condiments...I never use 'em..."

my doctor gave me one of these as a suppository

*SNORK & ouch!*

I only have sex on top with my wife underneath me, with the lights off, silently, as was intended by our Lord

Um, thanks for sharing that, guy.

Check pleasE!

Dude, Whatever you're smokin' - cut back!

Everyone, please review previous post, re: Humor Impairment Syndrome.

This is as funny as the review someone once posted, long ago, of the story of Ping -- only he sort of combined it with the computer term. Hilarious!

I think "My Withered Twin" WBAGNFARB, or at least an album (or CD or electronic file or whatever it is they're using to distribute "music" these days).

*Settles back into comfy seat on the Geezer Bus*

Dave? Did you write these?

Those witty Britons.

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